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      04-07-2016, 03:56 PM   #25477
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I'm speaking about MILFs, so belly is a given. . .
Seen MILFs with flat stomachs and with pouch.

Anything more it would be MINLF
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Seen MILFs with flat stomachs and with pouch.

Anything more it would be MINLF
OK, so I'm aging into GILFs. It's kinda cool when she knows enough to pull up the belly a little so I can still breathe.
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Was her disability fatness or setting else?
Just fat.
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Ugh you guys are mean. As if you all aren't fat too. Ok I know 1moremod isn't. And Tonka, and Axius and Verb. But the rest of you all... probably shouldn't talk.
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Ugh you guys are mean. As if you all aren't fat too. Ok I know 1moremod isn't. And Tonka, and Axius and Verb. But the rest of you all... probably shouldn't talk.
<< Still has protective coating of sorts.
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      04-07-2016, 08:00 PM   #25482
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Ugh you guys are mean. As if you all aren't fat too. Ok I know 1moremod isn't. And Tonka, and Axius and Verb. But the rest of you all... probably shouldn't talk.
Aw man! I had confessed to Sugarskulls yesterday that my once flat stomach is now covered with a veneer of ab-shaped fat. But my excuse is sedentary life after surgery.

Prior to that, I wouldn't say a 42" chest, 31-32" waist, 16" neck, and 18" arms fat....

But call me sensitive...when I'm excluded from the roster as non-fat.
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      04-07-2016, 08:10 PM   #25483
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Ugh you guys are mean. As if you all aren't fat too. Ok I know 1moremod isn't. And Tonka, and Axius and Verb. But the rest of you all... probably shouldn't talk.
Aw man! I had confessed to Sugarskulls yesterday that my once flat stomach is now covered with a veneer of ab-shaped fat. But my excuse is sedentary life after surgery.

Prior to that, I wouldn't say a 42" chest, 31-32" waist, 16" neck, and 18" arms fat....

But call me sensitive...when I'm excluded from the roster as non-fat.
I'm betting you could've swam to keep in shape after surgery, like Sugarskulls does.
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I'm betting you could've swam to keep in shape after surgery, like Sugarskulls does.
Nope. Wasn't allowed physical activity beyond exercise bands, which is what I did. Complicated surgery with complicated hardware.... One just two months after the other.

But been hitting the gym again for past 3 weeks slowly getting into it.

Will take a while to trim back down. Cardio is still limited to only 10 minutes a clip.

Trust me, it's more frustrating for me than anyone else.

Not to be mean, all joking aside, still not a fan of fat chicks. And I don't mean a little extra. I mean the fatness aforementioned in the post.
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<!~ am not into larger women.

I am kind of fat too... But that still doesn't mean I like larger women.

Did someone turn on the sprinkler because this is what I find to be hot!





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<!~ am not into larger women.

I am kind of fat too... But that still doesn't mean I like larger women.

Did someone turn on the sprinkler because this is what I find to be hot!

Speaking of sprinkler... There was a guy in our group doing the sprinkler at a club one night. He got trashed and passed out. Me and a friend helped him to a cab...but not before I drew a penis on his face.
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I have a buddy who's always been a chunk. He has always said he will be the ugly one and fat one in the relationship or won't be in it.
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I have a buddy who's always been a chunk. He has always said he will be the ugly one and fat one in the relationship or won't be in it.
yea - some women don't really care too much about muscles... Or at least this is what I see at South Coast Plaza mall. I see a lot of attractive women with much older chubby men.
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I was driving my GT in a empty street and someone t boned me out of no where.. And people are pointing at me as if it's my mistake as I'm driving a bmw..

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Ugh you guys are mean. As if you all aren't fat too. Ok I know 1moremod isn't. And Tonka, and Axius and Verb. But the rest of you all... probably shouldn't talk.
You calling me fat?!?!
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<!~ am not into larger women.

I am kind of fat too... But that still doesn't mean I like larger women.

Did someone turn on the sprinkler because this is what I find to be hot!




that girl better be glad she has talent...
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That's a personal attack bimmette - I've seen people banned for less
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That's a personal attack bimmette - I've seen people banned for less
What? My gym is closed so have been doing crunches and push-ups this whole time.
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That's a personal attack bimmette - I've seen people banned for less
What? My gym is closed so have been doing crunches and push-ups this whole time.
She called me FAT!!

Not P-H-A-T.....F-A-T!!!!
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Ugh you guys are mean. As if you all aren't fat too. Ok I know 1moremod isn't. And Tonka, and Axius and Verb. But the rest of you all... probably shouldn't talk.
I said I liked more woman

Yes, I'm over weight
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That's a personal attack bimmette - I've seen people banned for less
What? My gym is closed so have been doing crunches and push-ups this whole time.
She called me FAT!!

Not P-H-A-T.....F-A-T!!!!
Well...you are acting like an overweight woman at curves
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Well...you are acting like an overweight woman at curves
well.............that is completely beside the point!!!!
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