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      10-18-2007, 10:58 PM   #1563
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What can I say? I love stuffing my mouth.
Well cum on over here - I got something to stuff in your mouth!
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      10-18-2007, 11:52 PM   #1564
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you've done it all wrong. You need to org the closet based on how things rank on the cumfukme scale. Sweats on one end, little black dress with plunging neckline / high thigh cut at the other. Everything else in meaningless!
One step ahead of you there
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      10-18-2007, 11:53 PM   #1565
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You're one of those guys that wants the sex to be meainingful too, right? No bangin for bangin sake?
Fuck meaningful sex...doesnt exist
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      10-18-2007, 11:55 PM   #1566
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Sorry...large object only please
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      10-18-2007, 11:56 PM   #1567
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Sorry...large object only please
But not too big, she does have her limits, suprisingly
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      10-19-2007, 12:09 AM   #1568
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But not too big, she does have her limits, suprisingly
This is true
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      10-19-2007, 12:44 AM   #1569
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Sorry...large object only please
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      10-19-2007, 12:54 AM   #1570
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I'm back because I am SOOO BORED AND CAN'T SLEEP!!!!
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      10-19-2007, 01:04 AM   #1571
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I'm back because I am SOOO BORED AND CAN'T SLEEP!!!!
no one asked why.
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      10-19-2007, 01:06 AM   #1572
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I'm back because I am SOOO BORED AND CAN'T SLEEP!!!!
Me either
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      10-19-2007, 01:07 AM   #1573
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      10-19-2007, 01:11 AM   #1574
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Me either
you always have an excuse.
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      10-19-2007, 01:15 AM   #1575
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Me either
What are you doing?
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      10-19-2007, 01:15 AM   #1576
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      10-19-2007, 01:17 AM   #1577
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      10-19-2007, 02:23 AM   #1578
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      10-19-2007, 04:39 AM   #1579
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Sorry...large object only please
gotcha covered!
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      10-19-2007, 05:47 AM   #1580
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You're one of those guys that wants the sex to be meainingful too, right? No bangin for bangin sake?
you really are hilarious, i told my friend at work to say something similar like that to his friend bc they both like the same girl, and his friend wont hook up with her...
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      10-19-2007, 06:13 AM   #1582
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      10-19-2007, 07:43 AM   #1583
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