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      06-06-2016, 10:41 AM   #30273
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Hello my friend! I am well. New week, new things to do.

How about yourself?
I'm oustanding ..

1-Yesterday evening I went to bed at 00:30 AM (Actually it was too late after our PM's)
2-Drove to my work at 04:30 AM ( to the madhouse )
3-Came back home 2:45 PM
4-Went to the gym for 45 Min.and took a shower .
5-Came back home again and I'm hungry like a wolf.
6-For the moment I'm relaxed on Bimmerpost.
7-Within 15 min. I'm going to cook French fries (Actually Belgian fries) with a Vol au vent and salad .
8-Mocha ice cream as dessert.



My current local time is 5:40 PM , because I run 9 hours in front of you guys .
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What up mane.
What up bruh. Dude, you were in my dream last night. I rarely ever dream. I swear, it's like once every 6 months I'll have a dream. But I was pissed at you because you fucked my bitch. And you sent me pics and vids. She blocked me from contacting her and you asked me if I wanted to kick it after you got done.

Don't ask me. I couldn't make this shit up.

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What's going on man? Did you see your little lady this weekend?
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Sup plebs
What's happening? Did you track this weekend?

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you just love twisting ppl's words don't you?



Last time I checked stalking and furiously masturbating to fantasies are not punishable offences under the marriage statutes..
Everyone has a talent!
How are things in HK, grimlock
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What up bruh. Dude, you were in my dream last night. I rarely ever dream. I swear, it's like once every 6 months I'll have a dream. But I was pissed at you because you fucked my bitch. And you sent me pics and vids. She blocked me from contacting her and you asked me if I wanted to kick it after you got done.

Don't ask me. I couldn't make this shit up.

Most important question of the week on OT...

What was the ratio of Verbiage Penis to your GF in the videos your mind created while you were dreaming about him having sex?

*gets out gayness scale decoder ring - wishes it went to 11*
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      06-06-2016, 10:47 AM   #30280
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I'm oustanding ..

1-Yesterday evening I went to bed at 00:30 AM (Actually it was too late after our PM's)
2-Drove to my work at 04:30 AM ( to the madhouse )
3-Came back home 2:45 PM
4-Went to the gym for 45 Min.and took a shower .
5-Came back home again and I'm hungry like a wolf.
6-For the moment I'm relaxed on Bimmerpost.
7-Within 15 min. I'm going to cook French fries (Actually Belgian fries) with a Vol au vent and salad .
8-Mocha ice cream as dessert.



My current local time is 5:40 PM , because I run 9 hours in front of you guys .
That's quite a day! Been craving French fries for a week now, but have yet to commit. Probably change that this week.

Currently getting my day together. Need to drop off some papers, and sign some stuff. Also need to wash and polish some of my toys this week.
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      06-06-2016, 10:49 AM   #30281
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Why hello, fellow Homo Sapian.
What's going on man? Did you see your little lady this weekend?
Not much man. Talked to her through out the weekend but didn't see her in person. Got lunch or/and dinner planned for sometime this week. Probably stop by during her break and buy her a coffee.

This is assuming I'm not swamped with other shit.


How about you? Any interesting developments on your end?
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What's happening? Did you track this weekend?



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How are things in HK, grimlock
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Damn you, I just woke up
Tara , you are always sleeping girl ...
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... you did that on purpose ...
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Not much man. Talked to her through out the weekend but didn't see her in person. Got lunch or/and dinner planned for sometime this week. Probably stop by during her break and buy her a coffee.

This is assuming I'm not swamped with other shit.


How about you? Any interesting developments on your end?
Not coffee , whiskey my friend !
I saw her , and know what she wants....
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What up bruh. Dude, you were in my dream last night. I rarely ever dream. I swear, it's like once every 6 months I'll have a dream. But I was pissed at you because you fucked my bitch. And you sent me pics and vids. She blocked me from contacting her and you asked me if I wanted to kick it after you got done.

Don't ask me. I couldn't make this shit up.

LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dude!! That made my fucking DAY! Probably the entire week.


Well, shit. I'm a damn savage.
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... you did that on purpose ...
it's 30deg celcius, it's like 90-something humidity.. and the raindrops are going tick tick outside the window..
dude, how do u get any work done??
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Most important question of the week on OT...

What was the ratio of Verbiage Penis to your GF in the videos your mind created while you were dreaming about him having sex?

*gets out gayness scale decoder ring - wishes it went to 11*


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Dammit I can't stop laughing at that imagery. LOLOLOL.


She blocked you though. See, even in your dreams, I continue to assist with weeding out the worthless women. Personal screening process.
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so far...
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it's 30deg celcius, it's like 90-something humidity.. and the raindrops are going tick tick outside the window..
dude, how do u get any work done??
My brain essentially works like this...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massiv...lel_(computing)

These are free cycles that would otherwise have been CPU idle time.
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Tara , you are always sleeping girl ...
It's good for your health. You should try it.
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