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12-08-2008, 06:42 PM | #111 |
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what is dinan? i called my sister in law who works at a bmw dealership, and she didnt know either. . .
hahahaha
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12-08-2008, 07:09 PM | #112 |
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someone told me i had a nice "i" last week at the bank...
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12-08-2008, 08:40 PM | #114 |
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At the Jack in the Box drive thru
Cashier: Nice ride me: thanks man cashier: How fast is it? me: very cashier: ya man i heard that shit from all the way in the back of the line going vroom vrooom (did a pretty realistic sound of the car too!) It was funny =] and on saturday night this guy drunk out of his mind in the parking lot comes up to me and says.. sick car man is that an Audi? i said ya its an A4 and the fucker bought it lmao |
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12-08-2008, 08:46 PM | #115 |
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12-08-2008, 09:14 PM | #116 |
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After 1 year of having it, My grandfather asked: " Didn't This car used to be silver?" (Its Black)
After 2 years of having it, My grandfather asked: "What kind of car is this" the elderly |
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12-08-2008, 09:42 PM | #119 |
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I was driving hunter399 back to his hotel one day and the guy next to us in an Econovan asked us if my car is an M3. I also had a cute girl wink at me at a stop light in the BU main campus and said "nice car".
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12-08-2008, 10:42 PM | #120 |
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I have got 2:
1) I recently moved to where I am living now about 2 months ago, and my neighbour is into cars has well. NB = neighbour. NB: is your car a 335? ME: yes NB: my wife's sister has recently brought one too and she is loving it. ME: OK NB: but the problem with that car is you can never check the engine oil level as there is no dipstick. ME: erggg... you can... just not with a dipstick. 2) Here is a conversation with my aunt's friend. AF = aunt's friend. AF: what is your car's model? ME: 335 AF: engine size? ME: 3 litre. AF: it is a V6 right? ME: well it is 6 cylinder but not V6... in-line 6. I didn't think he would ever understand what I talked about. |
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12-08-2008, 11:15 PM | #121 |
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nice shit ...wit upstate ny...
1.parked my car came bac saw 3 guys n a women women was video camering my car ..cam up 2 open the door fortunatly embarrased n walked away..btw she wasnt good looking..lol 2.once in awhiile i get tat "shit is hot how much u paid..lol" n the winks..lmao |
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12-08-2008, 11:18 PM | #122 | |
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12-09-2008, 12:04 AM | #123 |
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hahaha these are great. i havent gotten anywhere near these!
"how much you pay for this?" "...about 50 grand" "WHAT DID YOU KILL SOMEONE!?" ... p.s. LMFAO!!! |
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12-09-2008, 12:07 AM | #124 | |
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12-09-2008, 12:48 AM | #125 | |
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12-09-2008, 02:48 AM | #126 |
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lmaoooo omgg these are SOOO funnyy
why do so many ppl mistake it for a 5 series? i just got mine so i dont have any but when i got the car at the dealer pulling off some guy scooping around came close to check out my new car looking inside for a sec and said... "holly this thing has tiptronic?" i was like .."yeah" moved shifter into M then back to D n chuckled i think he meant BMWs "steptronic" keep em coming these are hilarious i love the GF one...." FUCK NO " lolll
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12-09-2008, 03:11 AM | #127 |
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recently I pulled up to a peets coffee in a little strip mall and this dude was sitting at a table outside as i parked on the curb in front of him. After I get out, the following conversation takes place:
dude: what is that weird thing under your license plate? me: its a european plate dude: did you buy it there? me: yeah it was a european delivery (didnt feel like explaining to him that i bought at a dealer and the details of ED) dude: so why is the european plate still on therE? me: because its a nice memento of my trip. dude: why dont you keep it at home? me: because I have the front plate from europe at home dude: so you have one with you at all times then? me: uh, yeah (giving him a "WTF" look, then left) that was more weird and akward than anything. great thread by the way! |
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12-09-2008, 04:10 AM | #129 |
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A friend of mine saw the car for the first time from a second story window. He did not know that I bought a new car.
He asked, "how much did it cost to get your GTI to look like that?" I said, "alot" I wish I said "about 50k" to see his reaction. After I told him that I sold the GTI and bought the 335 and he felt quite stupid.
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12-09-2008, 04:14 AM | #130 |
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