[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Surg_Capt_R

Scumbag. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his or her crotch and may the arms be too short to scratch.

Haha thanks!

[Turkish Pickle]

I realized I want a house with a connected garage just so I don't have to put on clothes before going out to grab something...

[1MOREMOD]

You dont have to, neighbors get used to it

[UncleWede]

^Fences make great neighbors

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

I realized I want a house with a connected garage just so I don't have to put on clothes before going out to grab something...

Naturist ?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Naturist ?

Aren't we all?

The number of times that I strip down in my garage, after doing yard work or anything else that gets me nasty and I don't want to track the mess in the house, is directly proportionate to the number of times I catch my elderly female neighbor coincidentally walking her dog. This old broad has seen me unclothed more often than not.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Aren't we all?

The number of times that I strip down in my garage, after doing yard work or anything else that gets me nasty and I don't want to track the mess in the house, is directly proportionate to the number of times I catch my elderly female neighbor coincidentally walking her dog. This old broad has seen me unclothed more often than not.

Yeah .I can strip in my yarden .

[Azn Ninja]

Just reading up on this thread.. Im having a blast reading this.. especially the comment above! ^ good read!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Azn Ninja

Just reading up on this thread.. Im having a blast reading this.. especially the comment above! ^ good read!

Welcome in the Twilight Zone !

Advice : Watch your ass in here...

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Yeah .I can strip in my yarden .

My house is at the end of a cul-de-sac and I'm the youngest person on the street. My neighbors wife has developed radar (or more accurately she waits to hear power tools/lawnmower cease) then suddenly appears walking her dog as my garage door is lowering and I'm peeling off clothing. Her timing has become impeccable in the past 4 years.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Welcome in the Twilight Zone !

Advice : Watch your ass in here...

It's always more enjoyable to watch others asses.....I wouldn't do that in here though.....too many dudes.....not that there is anything wrong with that....

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

My house is at the end of a cul-de-sac and I'm the youngest person on the street. My neighbors wife has developed radar (or more accurately she waits to hear power tools/lawnmower cease) then suddenly appears walking her dog as my garage door is lowering and I'm peeling off clothing. Her timing has become impeccable in the past 4 years.

I would show my dick .

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

It's always more enjoyable to watch others asses.....I wouldn't do that in here though.....too many dudes.....not that there is anything wrong with that....

My friend I understand your situation perfectly . Honestly I hate dudes asses 2 !

And that's why we have the cool chick pic thread

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I would show my dick .

It's nothing to see. She would need her bi-focals, binoculars....and a microscope attached to see it from her yard.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

It's nothing to see. She would need her bi-focals, binoculars....and a microscope attached to see it from her yard.

Watch out for zoom-cams my friend !

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Watch out for zoom-cams my friend !

I don't mind. If they can see my 70's porn style downstairs man beard, they can't seem to look away.

Beards....not just for the face.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I don't mind. If they can see my 70's porn style downstairs man beard, they can't seem to look away.

Beards....not just for the face.

So, the curtains do NOT match the carpet???

Heading back over to the man grooming thread with more ideas - smh

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I don't mind. If they can see my 70's porn style downstairs man beard, they can't seem to look away.

Beards....not just for the face.

I see your situation ...
I was only 13 when I made my first porn movie.
The cam was pretty bad (HD was not there) But the sex was outstanding ! And the wood was really hard .

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

So, the curtains do NOT match the carpet???

Heading back over to the man grooming thread with more ideas - smh

Nah man, I'm just kidding. there is no way I could keep my head shaved and have a forest down there.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

I realized I want a house with a connected garage just so I don't have to put on clothes before going out to grab something...

I walk out the back door all the time in my skivvies to let the dog out, fuck em

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I walk out the back door all the time in my skivvies to let the dog out, fuck em

Same but with a cat. Between the girlfriend and I, I'm sure the neighbors get their eyes full from our late night back deck chill sessions.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I walk out the back door all the time in my skivvies to let the dog out, fuck em

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