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      04-25-2016, 08:01 PM   #26489
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Speaking of automotive disappointments, my friend from Ohio just sent me this... The X-Drive sticker really threw me off
Well. He's from Ohio. He doesn't know better. He still thinks he's cool for having an Indian friend - the dot kind, not the feather kind.
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Have a good trip. Treat yourself to Hash House A Go-Go for breakfast or brunch one day. Blow. Your. Mind.

I'm gonna be batching it out this week.

Wife has been invited to speak at a national conference in a fancy town in which some of our OT members reside.
Nice. I'll have to look it up. I will likely have client breakfasts every morning. Cool for that sort of thing?
Have fun. Mic your like me, batching it basically means picking own shows, more time running/lifting, yard work, working longer hours - haha. Sad.
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Speaking of automotive disappointments, my friend from Ohio just sent me this... The X-Drive sticker really threw me off
Well. He's from Ohio. He doesn't know better. He still thinks he's cool for having an Indian friend - the dot kind, not the feather kind.
Damn silvergray545 get your people bro!
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Well. He's from Ohio. He doesn't know better. He still thinks he's cool for having an Indian friend - the dot kind, not the feather kind.
Lol, haven't heard the "dot" joke in a while. Of the recent, it's mostly been taxi driver, 7-11, and rapist joke.
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Fuck gin. It's Vodka and Tonic. Actually, just because bad gin is harder to drink than bad vodka.
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Nice. I'll have to look it up. I will likely have client breakfasts every morning. Cool for that sort of thing?
Have fun. Mic your like me, batching it basically means picking own shows, more time running/lifting, yard work, working longer hours - haha. Sad.
Yeah, if they like to eat. Huge portions as well as awesome quality.

Well, for me it more means that i'm going to have takeout and cereal for dinner all week. lol

Edit: I rarely take pics of food i didn't prepare. But this is the meatloaf skillet from Hash House.... not the fork for size reference. It was SOOOO good too.

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Well. He's from Ohio. He doesn't know better. He still thinks he's cool for having an Indian friend - the dot kind, not the feather kind.
Lol, haven't heard the "dot" joke in a while. Of the recent, it's mostly been taxi driver, 7-11, and rapist joke.
My racism rolls old school, bro.

In retrospect, I'm surprised you don't get terrorist and suicide bomber, cuz... You know... Muslim. (Yeah, I know... It's just they mostly don't.)
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Fuck gin. It's Vodka and Tonic. Actually, just because bad gin is harder to drink than bad vodka.
Oh man.
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Oh man.
Ima get turnt and start bowling down the center aisle!
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Ima get turnt and start bowling down the center aisle!
Oh no!

They'd have to...er....restrain you.


EDIT: I actually did just laugh out loud picturing you making a scene while everyone is quiet on the flight. Just get up and roll some random old lady's carry on down the aisle.
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Oh no!

They'd have to...er....restrain you.
The flight attendants love it when you let them know that you are aware of the zip tie storage location.

Edit: would totally do that - with her riding in it. Woot.
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Well. He's from Ohio. He doesn't know better. He still thinks he's cool for having an Indian friend - the dot kind, not the feather kind.
Lol, haven't heard the "dot" joke in a while. Of the recent, it's mostly been taxi driver, 7-11, and rapist joke.
My racism rolls old school, bro.

In retrospect, I'm surprised you don't get terrorist and suicide bomber, cuz... You know... Muslim. (Yeah, I know... It's just they mostly don't.)
Lol, the terrorist jokes are pretty much the norm. Usually pick up whenever I have to fly.

Of the times I flown this year, probably been "randomly" patted down 7 times. "Sigh"
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The flight attendants love it when you let them know that you are aware of the zip tie storage location.




Good thing we weren't flying together. I guess they'd figure that's how you knew.


"Oh he's with one of them, leave him alone".
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Lol, the terrorist jokes are pretty much the norm. Usually pick up whenever I have to fly.

Of the times I flown this year, probably been "randomly" patted down 7 times. "Sigh"
Wow. Just. Wow. Do you ever try and explain. Muslim? Nope. Arabic? Nope. Hah. And these are the people that are supposed to protect us.
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Lol, the terrorist jokes are pretty much the norm. Usually pick up whenever I have to fly.

Of the times I flown this year, probably been "randomly" patted down 7 times. "Sigh"
Dude you have to tell them that that's unacceptable treatment of His Loftiness.


EDIT: then scream out some gibberish in a random middle eastern slang and then run through the airport and risk death.
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Dude you have to tell them that that's unacceptable treatment of His Loftiness.


EDIT: then scream out some gibberish in a random middle eastern slang and then run through the airport and risk death.
Have someone yell, "who is your favorite Star Wars character?"

Then, you run around maniacally screaming, "Admiral Ackbar. Admiral Ackbar."

I predict that would end stupendously well.
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Lol, the terrorist jokes are pretty much the norm. Usually pick up whenever I have to fly.

Of the times I flown this year, probably been "randomly" patted down 7 times. "Sigh"
Wow. Just. Wow. Do you ever try and explain. Muslim? Nope. Arabic? Nope. Hah. And these are the people that are supposed to protect us.
Many times I've tried to explain that I'm Hindu, not Muslim, but people are pretty ignorant.

Used to let it bother me, and tried to argue with people. That just ended up wasting time and energy. Now, if its petty stuff, I'll let it slide. No need for unnecessary heat.
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Lol, the terrorist jokes are pretty much the norm. Usually pick up whenever I have to fly.

Of the times I flown this year, probably been "randomly" patted down 7 times. "Sigh"
Dude you have to tell them that that's unacceptable treatment of His Loftiness.


EDIT: then scream out some gibberish in a random middle eastern slang and then run through the airport and risk death.
I sometimes wish I had a slight accent. That said, my Chicago accent really trips up people.
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Many times I've tried to explain that I'm Hindu, not Muslim, but people are pretty ignorant.

Used to let it bother me, and tried to argue with people. That just ended up wasting time and energy. Now, if its petty stuff, I'll let it slide. No need for unnecessary heat.
Unnecessary heat, you say?




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