What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

Aatish · 08-21-2016, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Does anyone know of a reliable way to locate their vehicle? BMW Connect can locate it, but won't tell you the location when it's more than .62 miles away. BMW Assist apparently won't unless it's been stolen and you file a police report.

Asking purely hypothetically, of course.

This is a few weeks off, but iOS 10 automatically marks your vehicle location on maps when you park it. Seems to have no distance limit.

Aatish · 08-21-2016, 09:55 AM

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I'm kinda surprised these lights are so easily attainable. This one was $13 on eBay. There was a 6 bar unit for $60.

NY: Criminal impersonation in the first degree is a class E felony.

I know. Impersonation is a serious offense in Chicago too.

For the record, these lights are for fun and not for public use. Lol

1MOREMOD · 08-21-2016, 10:03 AM

Do you have a closed course you are using them on? Don't get your plan

Aatish · 08-21-2016, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Do you have a closed course you are using them on? Don't get your plan

I really don't have a have a use for them. They were $13 on eBay, I was bored/sleep deprived, ordered them for shits and giggles.

They run of a cigarette lighter plug, so it's not like they are hard to remove. Might make for some interesting photos.

But yea, it was just a random purchase.

The Choosey begger · 08-21-2016, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I really don't have a have a use for them. They were $13 on eBay, I was bored/sleep deprived, ordered them for shits and giggles.

They run of a cigarette lighter plug, so it's not like they are hard to remove. Might make for some interesting photos.

But yea, it was just a random purchase.

Did you also purchase some chloroform and contemplated pulling over hot chicks?

Mr Tonka · 08-21-2016, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Does anyone know of a reliable way to locate a BMW vehicle?

Asking purely hypothetically, of course.

///M Power-Belgium · 08-21-2016, 11:46 AM

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[IMG]https://goo.gl/images/bYVVWl[/IMG]

Peter Sagan had a flat tire in Rio...(Mountainbike)

Dang3r · 08-22-2016, 01:59 AM

Green bananas are tasting more yellow at night...

Joekerr · 08-22-2016, 02:52 PM

I have finally reached that point (it has taken quite a while) where I have a slightly better that 1:1 rep to (acknowledged) post counts.

Success!

jtodd_fl · 08-22-2016, 02:55 PM

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I have finally reached that point (it has taken quite a while) where I have a slightly better that 1:1 rep to (acknowledged) post counts.

Success!

Now just stay out of the car parts of the forum or you'll go and fuck it all up. I accidentally said something in the M2 forum the other day and had to come to the gratuitous rep thread here to atone. Don't be me.

Joekerr · 08-22-2016, 03:07 PM

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Now just stay out of the car parts of the forum or you'll go and fuck it all up. I accidentally said something in the M2 forum the other day and had to come to the gratuitous rep thread here to atone. Don't be me.

I've managed to stay out for years. Owning a Chrysler has helped immensely in that respect.

Hey, I have a much lower denominator to work with than you - who knows, maybe I'll even rival your 5:1 ratio one day.

Dang3r · 08-23-2016, 02:10 AM

Choosing a bimmer or a Chrysler is sometimes the choose between pest and cholera, dont?

jtodd_fl · 08-23-2016, 03:39 AM

The puzzle had something weird in store for me this morning. Sadly, I thought of 1MOREMOD

///M Power-Belgium · 08-23-2016, 04:19 AM

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The puzzle had something weird in store for me this morning. Sadly, I thought of 1MOREMOD

You are late , you need to sleep !
BTW...How are you chief big feather ?

jtodd_fl · 08-23-2016, 04:25 AM

Haha. Good morning. I am actually early! When I am sleeping well, I am usually up around 5. Lately, it's been earlier. Things are good, thank you for asking. School has started again, my daughter's final year of High School. How is life in Belgium? Drying out yet? Getting any more time away from work? I think you need an assistant.

///M Power-Belgium · 08-23-2016, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Haha. Good morning. I am actually early! When I am sleeping well, I am usually up around 5. Lately, it's been earlier. Things are good, thank you for asking. School has started again, my daughter's final year of High School. How is life in Belgium? Drying out yet? Getting any more time away from work? I think you need an assistant.

Thank you

Ahhh...I see , you are a early bird !
This week I need to start PM ,which means it will be late for me around midnight ..

Yeah school started again , and I wish the best of luck for your daughter in school

Heatwave this week in Belgium , hope this also for the weekend for the F1 Belgian Grand Prix .

Indeed I actually need more help at my work , but you know these days everything turns around financial speculation because people cost money..
Need to go my friend and see you later this evening .

jtodd_fl · 08-23-2016, 04:50 AM

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Thank you

Ahhh...I see , you are a early bird !
This week I need to start PM ,which means it will be late for me around midnight ..

Yeah school started again , and I wish the best of luck for your daughter in school

Heatwave this week in Belgium , hope this also for the weekend for the F1 Belgian Grand Prix .

Indeed I actually need more help at my work , but you know these days everything turns around financial speculation because people cost money..
Need to go my friend and see you later this evening .

Held og lykke!

Bonne chance!

Viel GlÃ¼ck!

Veel geluk!

Not sure which is native for you, so I used them all. I confess to having to google Flemish

RJ_ · 08-23-2016, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

The puzzle had something weird in store for me this morning. Sadly, I thought of 1MOREMOD

It was for "Delts", right?

jtodd_fl · 08-23-2016, 08:30 AM

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The puzzle had something weird in store for me this morning. Sadly, I thought of 1MOREMOD

It was for "Delts", right?

Heh. It was for taint.

Dang3r · 08-23-2016, 09:00 AM

Veel geluk was waar

Maar ik denk dat er dat verstokt

You have to train the German letters Ä(ä), Ö(ö), and Ü(ü)...

shoei · 08-23-2016, 09:04 AM

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The puzzle had something weird in store for me this morning. Sadly, I thought of 1MOREMOD

It was for "Delts", right?

Heh. It was for taint.

I was gonna guess "disarm" or definitely "smut"...

1MOREMOD · 08-23-2016, 09:14 AM

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The puzzle had something weird in store for me this morning. Sadly, I thought of 1MOREMOD

I get the assist?

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