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      05-26-2016, 08:33 AM   #21209
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Just finished my first video where I did an "unboxing"!
Youtube is blocked at work, is this a video of you opening a box? Are you neked?
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      05-26-2016, 08:34 AM   #21210
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Based on what goes on at your workplace(s), I'm not sure anything is off limits.
I imagine this...

LOLZ: *watches bimettes video*
Stalker: *looks over shoulder* Who dat?
LOLZ: A woman from BP OT
Stalker: She have an apartment close by? You know, I have an apartment close by"
LOLZ: No, she is not from around here.
Stalker: Does she do any unboxing of beds? You know, I got a new bed recently, it only has a few "spots" on it. It is really cumfortable.
LOLZ: Er.... great.
Stalker: It is in my apartment, 5 minutes from here.






*they both leave... LOLZ smashes... stalker stalks... the end*
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Youtube is blocked at work, is this a video of you opening a box? Are you neked?
If answer is yes, THEN he'll set up a vpn.
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      05-26-2016, 08:35 AM   #21211
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Just finished my first video where I did an "unboxing"!
Youtube is blocked at work, is this a video of you opening a box? Are you neked?
I did open a box. It contained a dashcam inside. And I'm fully clothed this time. You can't trick me twice
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      05-26-2016, 08:36 AM   #21212
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That gif makes it look like both they both have monster penises. By monster, I mean my size, cuz ... Hurr.
Your size or general level of hardness?
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      05-26-2016, 08:38 AM   #21213
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Your size or general level of hardness?
Dayum... Ima call you the bus driver, cuz you just took me to school.

Also, was hilarious. I hate when I just walk into those. Nicely played sir.

*also, it may or may not be both (at least at this time) - have't watched the vid of @bimmette's box yet.
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      05-26-2016, 08:39 AM   #21214
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Just finished my first video where I did an "unboxing"!

You should mount the dashcam higher so it's out of your line of sight. When I'm at the track, I mount my iPhone/GoPro right next to the rear view mirror. Maintains full visibility. Just a thought.

Is there an option to hardwire it? I can't give up another 12v outlet. I have to have one for the radar detector and one for the phone charger.
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      05-26-2016, 08:39 AM   #21215
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Youtube is blocked at work, is this a video of you opening a box?
Yes, but not the kind you're thinking of.
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      05-26-2016, 08:40 AM   #21216
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Based on what goes on at your workplace(s), I'm not sure anything is off limits.
I imagine this...

LOLZ: *watches bimbettes video*
Stalker: *looks over shoulder* Who dat?
LOLZ: A woman from BP OT
Stalker: She have an apartment close by? You know, I have an apartment close by"
LOLZ: No, she is not from around here.
Stalker: Does she do any unboxing of beds? You know, I got a new bed recently, it only has a few "spots" on it. It is really cumfortable.
LOLZ: Er.... great.
Stalker: It is in my apartment, 5 minutes from here.

*they both leave... LOLZ smashes... stalker stalks...
Btw, it's Bimmette, not Bimbette, you JTool!
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      05-26-2016, 08:41 AM   #21217
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Btw, it's Bimmette, not Bimbette, you JTool!
Er mah gerd... autocorrect failz... sowwy.
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      05-26-2016, 08:42 AM   #21218
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Visited my lady friend today. I got pie to eat and some to take home. It was good.
No pic, no care.
I can take a picture of the pie, when I'm back home. But it might trip your workplace filters
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      05-26-2016, 08:42 AM   #21219
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Btw, it's Bimmette, not Bimbette, you JTool!
Is bimbette like a nice version of bimbo?

I think we just found your new nickname.
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      05-26-2016, 08:45 AM   #21221
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Just finished my first video where I did an "unboxing"!

You should mount the dashcam higher so it's out of your line of sight. When I'm at the track, I mount my iPhone/GoPro right next to the rear view mirror. Maintains full visibility. Just a thought.

Is there an option to hardwire it? I can't give up another 12v outlet. I have to have one for the radar detector and one for the phone charger.
It can't go higher unless it's off-center and that would annoy me. Must be centered.

Yes, it could be hard wired to the fuse box I suppose, but that's a little too MacGyver for me.
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I did open a box. It contained a dashcam inside. And I'm fully clothed this time. You can't trick me twice
Blasphemy! It wasn't a trick, it was a well mastered plan. Just be glad you're on the other side of the country, otherwise.... dot dot dot
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I did open a box. It contained a dashcam inside. And I'm fully clothed this time. You can't trick me twice
Blasphemy! It wasn't a trick, it was a well mastered plan. Just be glad you're on the other side of the country, otherwise.... dot dot dot
Uh I'm not even in your country, dumbass.
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A Civic starts at $21,000!?! Fucking Christ
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Btw, it's Bimmette, not Bimbette, you JTool!
Is bimbette like a nice version of bimbo?

I think we just found your new nickname.
A Bimbette sounds like a miniature bimbo. Like, awww look at the teeny weeny baby bimbo!
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A Civic starts at $21,000!?! Fucking Christ
Lol they're fresh these days, bro. Turbocharged and MT options.
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Civics are gay.
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Lol they're fresh these days, bro. Turbocharged and MT options.
Yes, they are nice...but $21k!?!

I remember when they went for under $15k.
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A Bimbette sounds like a miniature bimbo. Like, awww look at the teeny weeny baby bimbo!
Done! You're now known as bimbette, the baby bimbo.
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Civics are gay.
Now they are. Back in the day, they were a mans car.
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