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      10-19-2007, 10:16 AM   #1717
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WTF are you talking about? Are you having private conversations on the side? HOW RUDE!
I said "redtube" cures all...Google it
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Man you guys are already at it this morning!!!
Well, Jason is just being his horny self. Sara got woke up early by the Ex. I got beasted out by my secretary when I got to work. Lana just drove through traffic for 3 hours... and Brian, he is just being the kind person that he is.
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I said "redtube" cures all...Google it
Dude... Just GOOGLE it. I miss my friend Dan that used to work here. He Googled everything!
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180 email! It's amazing how much shit you can just delete, just sorting by subject or sender!
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Well, Jason is just being his horny self. Sara got woke up early by the Ex. I got beasted out by my secretary when I got to work. Lana just drove through traffic for 3 hours... and Brian, he is just being the kind person that he is.
Not so much horny, I just can't get my mind outta da gutter...it's been there too long, kinda feels like home!
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Well, Jason is just being his horny self. Sara got woke up early by the Ex. I got beasted out by my secretary when I got to work. Lana just drove through traffic for 3 hours... and Brian, he is just being the kind person that he is.
the way to sum it up.. and thanks man...
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I said "redtube" cures all...Google it
caved...
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180 email! It's amazing how much shit you can just delete, just sorting by subject or sender!
only have 124.. not answering any of them until the end of the day, we will see the grand total....
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Just got off a phone call - one of my photos is going on the cover of a local mag.
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The new cleaning lady is using our house phone to talk to her friend while cleaning our house...I dont think she realizes Im still home.... Can I tell her to hang up? That just doesnt seem professional to me.
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Just got off a phone call - one of my photos is going on the cover of a local mag.
What about my photos?
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thats perfectly fine with me...



lmao, tell her to be the one to grow up...


lol, i remember those days..


im not backing out, theres no reverse for me...
this chick is trying to get me to have lunch its only 1130 wtf
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this chick is trying to get me to have lunch its only 1130 wtf
good lunch time to me
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Not so much horny, I just can't get my mind outta da gutter...
Its remarkable how often those two coexist.
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good lunch time to me
+1

I eat lunch at 11:30 everyday
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only have 124.. not answering any of them until the end of the day, we will see the grand total....
I'm in the office, but I'm working "offline", using my aircard to surf where ever. I'm afraid to connect and download everything that's come in today. Looking at my BlackBerry, there's another 30-40 just from this morning! Screw this
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Man you guys are all straight up on first name basis.

My morning was interesting I had some Hot Blond in 525 Black out trying to race me on the freeway. Now I am at work!!
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+1

I eat lunch at 11:30 everyday
+2!

But when you get to work at 6 muderfugin A.M., the day's half over at that point!
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Man you guys are all straight up on first name basis.

My morning was interesting I had some Hot Blond in 525 Black out trying to race me on the freeway. Now I am at work!!
I'd let her win just to see where she goes, maybe get a quick leghump in. Help spread the rash!
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What about my photos?
You got something to publish, or you want some shot?
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