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      04-15-2016, 05:47 PM   #25917
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      04-15-2016, 06:25 PM   #25918
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I thought she also bought/leased a Cayman?!?!
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Looking good, now open the hood. Supercharger time!
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      04-15-2016, 06:40 PM   #25921
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When i had mine (E92) with just the MS straight pipes, at every autocross event people used to walk up to me and tell me how great it sounded.

One guy actually told me it was the best sounding BMW he's ever heard.

What do you got for exhaust?
Test pipes and OEM mod right now.

It is LOUD!
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Hah. You blow dry? Too funny. We do that too.
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bimmette - my favorite car detail product is my Stihl leaf blower
Nice Blowjob. Squeaky clean!

Btw, did you steal it from THE Mexican?
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nice ESS SC! now you should fire up some BBS CH to compliment it!

btw: which blower kit?
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bimmette - my favorite car detail product is my Stihl leaf blower
This thing is a sleeper.

How many people have you "surprised" on the road with this?
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bimmette - my favorite car detail product is my Stihl leaf blower
This thing is a sleeper.

How many people have you "surprised" on the road with this?
A couple....but the car scene here is relatively small, so word travels fast
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nice ESS SC! now you should fire up some BBS CH to compliment it!

btw: which blower kit?
625.

I have some new rims, 9.5 for the front and 11 for the back.

I am now concerned the back will rub...
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Nice Blowjob. Squeaky clean!

Btw, did you steal it from THE Mexican?
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      04-15-2016, 09:07 PM   #25933
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Hah. You blow dry? Too funny. We do that too.
When you say we, i assume you mean you, MKSixer and myself.
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Anyone care to guess what's about to go down?!?!
Honestly, my first thought was you were gonna pull some shenanigans and hook it up in place of the ESS as a leaf blower supercharger joke. I was scared for your car.

Looks really good!
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Is there a suck function on that thing, if not have no clue.
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I thought she also bought/leased a Cayman?!?!
Haha. The majority of her social media posts/pictures are of her. Car posts occur once every few months.


I do remember very few posts with some Porsche logos though. Lol
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Haha. The majority of her social media posts/pictures are of her. Car posts occur once every few months.


I do remember very few posts with some Porsche logos though. Lol
Same. I thought she had a Cayman and 335.
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