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      11-23-2016, 11:57 AM   #43429
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Loads of goats here too.
Anybody want to inform Lups that all her donations to third world countries were diverted to one place in particular?

She isn't the "shoot the messenger" type of person. Not at all.
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Anybody want to inform Lups that all her donations to third world countries were diverted to one place in particular?

She isn't the "shoot the messenger" type of person. Not at all.
I don't believe you if I don't see a pic!

Happy thanks giving to you Joe, do save some room in your belt for Christmas.
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      11-23-2016, 12:04 PM   #43431
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I'd probably be a great white, because nobody fucks with a great white.
I'd probably be an orca. Just to scare Axius
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      11-23-2016, 12:05 PM   #43432
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      11-23-2016, 12:12 PM   #43433
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I don't believe you if I don't see a pic!

Happy thanks giving to you Joe, do save some room in your belt for Christmas.
Page 346, Post 7609 has a picture of the pilfered / diverted donations.

Thanks - thanksgiving was delicious. Though it was over a month ago for us Canadians, but I do appreciate the sentiment!

Happy upcoming itsenäisyyspäivä
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I'd probably be an orca. Just to scare Axius
I'd just take a bite out of you. Great whites aint scared of shit, especially some sea cow.
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      11-23-2016, 12:17 PM   #43435
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Page 346, Post 7609 has a picture of the pilfered / diverted donations.

Thanks - thanksgiving was delicious. Though it was over a month ago for us Canadians, but I do appreciate the sentiment!

Happy upcoming itsenäisyyspäivä
I actually did remember you Canadians did it at a different time (though I forgot it was a month ago) but I just thought you'd do a double!

I swear I've never seen a foreigner type that word correctly. Thanks for the effort and you nailed it!

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I'd just take a bite out of you. Great whites aint scared of shit, especially some sea cow.
Now I know why you ask me to go diving with you all the time
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      11-23-2016, 12:24 PM   #43439
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I'd just take a bite out of you. Great whites aint scared of shit, especially some sea cow.
http://marinesciencetoday.com/2013/1...-killer-whale/

Killer whale wins. lol
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      11-23-2016, 12:40 PM   #43440
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      11-23-2016, 12:45 PM   #43441
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I gave up
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      11-23-2016, 01:06 PM   #43442
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I don't believe you if I don't see a pic!

Happy thanks giving to you Joe, do save some room in your belt for Christmas.

Heeey, you're back.
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      11-23-2016, 01:18 PM   #43444
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Heeey, you're back.
I'm here, I've just been working way too much. I swear most nights my thumbs don't work anymore so I can't write and I'm too tired to open a laptop or press the tiny button in a tablet.

Aww. You missed me! Sup?
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I could totally braid your beautiful hair on the face too


Btw. I have to correct one thing from our previous conversation. Doing it asap.
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Aww. You missed me! Sup?
Yes i did my good friend.
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Yes i did my good friend.
You've pissed everyone else off? So, how's life?
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Not that i know of but people like to whine.
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Not that i know of but people like to whine.
Oh come on, I do that too all the time!

I can, please say you want to hear my whining!!! I'd love to tell the tale of my fucked up autumn and now winter.

Good to see you around f1
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