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      04-14-2020, 03:03 PM   #6359
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Didn't know he was banned. Unfortunate, he was outspoken but his comments were funny tbh at times.

Maybe it's a temp ban? Regardless, sucks to see someone you saw on here daily gone. I'm sure he's reading this while banned lol.

GL man!
I jabbed him in another thread thinking he would come at me with some smartassery as usual. After 2 days with no return jab, I figured something was afoot. That's when I noticed he was banned.

I like the guy, but also understand his mentality. I tend to get along well with other people who can be an ass. I have a feeling he'll be back.
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Lol...thats why I was asking about him in the other thread....but trying to be inconspicuous.
Allow me to be the obtrusive one here. Like a damn bull in a china shop.
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      04-16-2020, 12:24 PM   #6361
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Like a damn bull in a shop that used to have china
FTFY.

By the way, is that RACIST?
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FTFY.

By the way, is that RACIST?
Looks like the judges are going to allow it.
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when/if the world goes back to normal im going to be simping HARD
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when/if the world goes back to normal im going to be simping HARD
Fuck it, I'll be simpin too lol.

What states are extending till June 1st?
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Had a date but we had to meet up in a parking lot structure because she was my ride. I was there early than the 2:30 time she said and decided to get rid of this pimple on my jaw line. I found a car that had rear window like a mirror. I just wanted to get rid of the red bump on my face to make it flatter or same skin color. So i popped the pimple and puss went flying all over the window, she came out of the car and said what the actual fck. It was her car and she was takinf a nap and saw me pop a pimple on her tinted windows. I got so embarresed and when i get embarresed i say power rangers because its a habit. We still got food and hung out and talked but we didnt go so far.
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Had a date but we had to meet up in a parking lot structure because she was my ride. I was there early than the 2:30 time she said and decided to get rid of this pimple on my jaw line. I found a car that had rear window like a mirror. I just wanted to get rid of the red bump on my face to make it flatter or same skin color. So i popped the pimple and puss went flying all over the window, she came out of the car and said what the actual fck. It was her car and she was takinf a nap and saw me pop a pimple on her tinted windows. I got so embarresed and when i get embarresed i say power rangers because its a habit. We still got food and hung out and talked but we didnt go so far.
Lmao, this is something out of a movie. Just rich. Maybe take care of that pimple at home prior to the date amigo haha
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Had a date but we had to meet up in a parking lot structure because she was my ride. I was there early than the 2:30 time she said and decided to get rid of this pimple on my jaw line. I found a car that had rear window like a mirror. I just wanted to get rid of the red bump on my face to make it flatter or same skin color. So i popped the pimple and puss went flying all over the window, she came out of the car and said what the actual fck. It was her car and she was takinf a nap and saw me pop a pimple on her tinted windows. I got so embarresed and when i get embarresed i say power rangers because its a habit. We still got food and hung out and talked but we didnt go so far.
Dude....wow. First, you should have handled this way before said meeting. Second, you didn't find out what car she drove before hand and third, why was she taking a nap in a parking garage. I will say that it was cool of her to still hang with you after.

.....and find a way to stop saying Power Rangers. If I were meeting a girl for the first time in this manner, I would have just walked away.
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Had a date but we had to meet up in a parking lot structure because she was my ride. I was there early than the 2:30 time she said and decided to get rid of this pimple on my jaw line. I found a car that had rear window like a mirror. I just wanted to get rid of the red bump on my face to make it flatter or same skin color. So i popped the pimple and puss went flying all over the window, she came out of the car and said what the actual fck. It was her car and she was takinf a nap and saw me pop a pimple on her tinted windows. I got so embarresed and when i get embarresed i say power rangers because its a habit. We still got food and hung out and talked but we didnt go so far.
Was the pimple on your left side or right side?
What did you eat?
Did you pay or her?
When you say "power rangers" which color one do you think about?
Which one is your favorite Power Ranger?
Were you wearing a crop top under the jacket or were you not wearing a jacket?
Was it cold?
Is it cold now?
Do you like cold drinks or warm ones?

Tell us more. Awaiting your response.
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Had a date but we had to meet up in a parking lot structure because she was my ride. I was there early than the 2:30 time she said and decided to get rid of this pimple on my jaw line. I found a car that had rear window like a mirror. I just wanted to get rid of the red bump on my face to make it flatter or same skin color. So i popped the pimple and puss went flying all over the window, she came out of the car and said what the actual fck. It was her car and she was takinf a nap and saw me pop a pimple on her tinted windows. I got so embarresed and when i get embarresed i say power rangers because its a habit. We still got food and hung out and talked but we didnt go so far.
Dude....wow. First, you should have handled this way before said meeting. Second, you didn't find out what car she drove before hand and third, why was she taking a nap in a parking garage. I will say that it was cool of her to still hang with you after.

.....and find a way to stop saying Power Rangers. If I were meeting a girl for the first time in this manner, I would have just walked away.
I was gonna message her at the time we meet so i wouldnt look needy and she told she was napping there cuz she just got outta tutoring.
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Had a date but we had to meet up in a parking lot structure because she was my ride. I was there early than the 2:30 time she said and decided to get rid of this pimple on my jaw line. I found a car that had rear window like a mirror. I just wanted to get rid of the red bump on my face to make it flatter or same skin color. So i popped the pimple and puss went flying all over the window, she came out of the car and said what the actual fck. It was her car and she was takinf a nap and saw me pop a pimple on her tinted windows. I got so embarresed and when i get embarresed i say power rangers because its a habit. We still got food and hung out and talked but we didnt go so far.
Was the pimple on your left side or right side?
What did you eat?
Did you pay or her?
When you say "power rangers" which color one do you think about?
Which one is your favorite Power Ranger?
Were you wearing a crop top under the jacket or were you not wearing a jacket?
Was it cold?
Is it cold now?
Do you like cold drinks or warm ones?

Tell us more. Awaiting your response.
Blaze pizza and wing stop i remember awkward
Yeah I paid for the pizza and she got the wings
I just say it cuz if im in a embarresing moment then just say it cuz i always thit thise power rangers are embarresing themselves doing weird movements and running weird. There not even that buff to so its like skinny slime suit fighting. No she was wearing leggings and a volunteer t shirt and her hair is nice oh and left side yunno where the head meets the neck? It just got worse when i was just bout to go out.
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Had a date but we had to meet up in a parking lot structure because she was my ride. I was there early than the 2:30 time she said and decided to get rid of this pimple on my jaw line. I found a car that had rear window like a mirror. I just wanted to get rid of the red bump on my face to make it flatter or same skin color. So i popped the pimple and puss went flying all over the window, she came out of the car and said what the actual fck. It was her car and she was takinf a nap and saw me pop a pimple on her tinted windows. I got so embarresed and when i get embarresed i say power rangers because its a habit. We still got food and hung out and talked but we didnt go so far.
Lmao, this is something out of a movie. Just rich. Maybe take care of that pimple at home prior to the date amigo haha
As the day went the pimple got more red and i think in the sunny afternoon it looked more red.
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Was the pimple on your left side or right side?
What did you eat?
Did you pay or her?
When you say "power rangers" which color one do you think about?
Which one is your favorite Power Ranger?
Were you wearing a crop top under the jacket or were you not wearing a jacket?
Was it cold?
Is it cold now?
Do you like cold drinks or warm ones?

Tell us more. Awaiting your response.


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Blaze pizza and wing stop i remember awkward
Yeah I paid for the pizza and she got the wings
I just say it cuz if im in a embarresing moment then just say it cuz i always thit thise power rangers are embarresing themselves doing weird movements and running weird. There not even that buff to so its like skinny slime suit fighting. No she was wearing leggings and a volunteer t shirt and her hair is nice oh and left side yunno where the head meets the neck? It just got worse when i was just bout to go out.
Jesus Christ man. I feel like I need a priest, a slide rule, an abacus and a Little Orphan Annie decoder ring to understand half of what you type. It's more work than what it's worth to decipher. It's ok, we are here to help as the public school system has failed you miserably.

Lesson one - when to use "a" or "an" - If the word following begins with a vowel use "an" if the word following does not begin with a vowel, then use "a." Example. "If I'm in an embarrassing situation...."

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Again, unless you are 5 years old, drop that Power Ranger shit now. A long life of ridicule is ahead of you if you don't.
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Fuck it, I'll be simpin too lol.

What states are extending till June 1st?
I don't know actually, I only heard about my state.

In the course of a few days I went from hoping to get laid by May 1st to having to look for a summer fling (finally bagged an internship!!) to potentially those plans being canceled too now that June 1st.

Being in suburbs is going to suck excessively now that probably no car-related events will be happening
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Was the pimple on your left side or right side?
What did you eat?
Did you pay or her?
When you say "power rangers" which color one do you think about?
Which one is your favorite Power Ranger?
Were you wearing a crop top under the jacket or were you not wearing a jacket?
Was it cold?
Is it cold now?
Do you like cold drinks or warm ones?

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Blaze pizza and wing stop i remember awkward
Yeah I paid for the pizza and she got the wings
I just say it cuz if im in a embarresing moment then just say it cuz i always thit thise power rangers are embarresing themselves doing weird movements and running weird. There not even that buff to so its like skinny slime suit fighting. No she was wearing leggings and a volunteer t shirt and her hair is nice oh and left side yunno where the head meets the neck? It just got worse when i was just bout to go out.
Jesus Christ man. I feel like I need a priest, a slide rule, an abacus and a Little Orphan Annie decoder ring to understand half of what you type. It's more work than what it's worth to decipher. It's ok, we are here to help as the public school system has failed you miserably.

Lesson one - when to use "a" or "an" - If the word following begins with a vowel use "an" if the word following does not begin with a vowel, then use "a." Example. "If I'm in an embarrassing situation...."

We are the people you will encounter while applying for jobs. The ability for us to understand you is paramount.

Again, unless you are 5 years old, drop that Power Ranger shit now. A long life of ridicule is ahead of you if you don't.
Yeah i think the public schools are pretty much just to make workers and people join the rat race for the wealthy. Its like a factory for humans to become robots and serve the 5 percent. In highschool they never taught me how to file my taxes or learn what type of shady people are out there. I learned different native americans when all of em are dead cuz yankee people. And i didnt mean to type all sizzles, im just on the bed still and woke up.
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Fuck it, I'll be simpin too lol.

What states are extending till June 1st?
I don't know actually, I only heard about my state.

In the course of a few days I went from hoping to get laid by May 1st to having to look for a summer fling (finally bagged an internship!!) to potentially those plans being canceled too now that June 1st.

Being in suburbs is going to suck excessively now that probably no car-related events will be happening
Do some driving in the mountains! I think guys and girls look cool now with the masks. Its like everyones a ninja or hiding their identity. Its like we are all anime characters but I feel like with longer hair styles you can pull of a cool looking mask dude and wear a leather jacket. You might get laid this quarantene like that, cuz some girls be real lonely and waiting for a good pickle!
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Lesson one - when to use "a" or "an" - If the word following begins with a vowel use "an" if the word following does not begin with a vowel, then use "a." Example. "If I'm in an embarrassing situation...."
Slight correction - If the word following begins with a vowel sound use "an" if the word following does not begin with a vowel, then use "a." Example. "I'll see you in an hour...."

In that case the h is silent so the word sounds like it starts with a vowel, so you use an.
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Had a date but we had to meet up in a parking lot structure because she was my ride. I was there early than the 2:30 time she said and decided to get rid of this pimple on my jaw line. I found a car that had rear window like a mirror. I just wanted to get rid of the red bump on my face to make it flatter or same skin color. So i popped the pimple and puss went flying all over the window, she came out of the car and said what the actual fck. It was her car and she was takinf a nap and saw me pop a pimple on her tinted windows. I got so embarresed and when i get embarresed i say power rangers because its a habit. We still got food and hung out and talked but we didnt go so far.
i have two questions:

1. how old are you?

2. is english your native language?
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Slight correction - If the word following begins with a vowel sound use "an" if the word following does not begin with a vowel, then use "a." Example. "I'll see you in an hour...."

In that case the h is silent so the word sounds like it starts with a vowel, so you use an.
I had one eye and was using my phone in bed, my thumb dude
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