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      07-25-2016, 07:50 PM   #35531
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The sound that Waffles makes... That's braying...
I'm just going to agree. Being surrounded by scholars is exhausting. I need another Busch light and to go punch my sister in the face.
If it's any consolation, I thought they made a "bleating" sound, so I had Farmer Joe inform me that it was braying?
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      07-25-2016, 07:53 PM   #35532
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Alllllrrriiiiighty ladies and gentlemen!

The grand total for the i8 misadventure is....






























$2,315.69.


We were all shocked. Apparently BMW meant it when they said the construction would be modular and lend itself to simple replacement in case of an accident. I'm impressed.

I'm still going to hit them up for diminished value because you never mess with a man's ride!!

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Uh I didn't win, thanks but recheck your numbers
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      07-25-2016, 07:58 PM   #35533
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Alllllrrriiiiighty ladies and gentlemen!

The grand total for the i8 misadventure is....






























$2,315.69.


We were all shocked. Apparently BMW meant it when they said the construction would be modular and lend itself to simple replacement in case of an accident. I'm impressed.

I'm still going to hit them up for diminished value because you never mess with a man's ride!!

Thanks for playing, everyone. Please send $1.00 to the 1MOREMOD beer fund.
Uh I didn't win, thanks but recheck your numbers
Technically, I won... I am $1.00 to $15,000...

So nailed it...
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      07-25-2016, 08:02 PM   #35534
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I will accept the generosity please send pliney the elder case.
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      07-25-2016, 08:10 PM   #35535
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If it's any consolation, I thought they made a "bleating" sound, so I had Farmer Joe inform me that it was braying?
Again I'm just going to agree because I still have no fucking idea what that means you fucking Harvard scholar!
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      07-25-2016, 08:12 PM   #35536
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Don't donkeys bray and sheep bleat
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      07-25-2016, 08:27 PM   #35537
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Don't donkeys bray and sheep bleat
You seem to know, gayboy
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      07-25-2016, 08:32 PM   #35538
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Animal rape isn't gay it's beastiality
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      07-25-2016, 08:34 PM   #35539
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Animal rape isn't gay it's beastiality
If a male human being rapes a male sheep...? That's not gay?
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      07-25-2016, 08:35 PM   #35540
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No its just good old down south fun, that's how we got rubbers bro.
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      07-25-2016, 08:37 PM   #35541
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No its just good old down south fun, that's how we got rubbers bro.
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      07-25-2016, 08:38 PM   #35542
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Ha, yes your right you should be the moral compass for forum.
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      07-25-2016, 08:39 PM   #35543
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Ha, yes your right you should be the moral compass for forum.
Well...

Well.

Touché.
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      07-25-2016, 08:51 PM   #35544
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No its just good old down south fun, that's how we got rubbers bro.
He doesn't know the joke I told you and alex
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      07-25-2016, 08:53 PM   #35545
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Yes I know but im not a babysitter
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      07-25-2016, 08:54 PM   #35546
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Yes I know but im not a babysitter
Neither am I, I don't put up with that shit
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      07-25-2016, 09:30 PM   #35547
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You have no lifestyle... It's on a FARM... You still have dial up Internet, powered by a frickin' water wheel for power...

Guess that's a good thing... Markets a little dry for one hipped, over the hill (and I mean over the hill) gigolos...

Ok city boy....It's not a farm. It's 11 miles from downtown, and we have a real airport and shit. The kind with 'International' in the title ( :lol ).

FTR - the water wheel is for the mountain home with the spring beside the house...jeez, get the facts straight.

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      07-25-2016, 09:37 PM   #35548
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You have no lifestyle... It's on a FARM... You still have dial up Internet, powered by a frickin' water wheel for power...

Guess that's a good thing... Markets a little dry for one hipped, over the hill (and I mean over the hill) gigolos...

Ok city boy....It's not a farm. It's 11 miles from downtown, and we have a real airport and shit. The kind with 'International' in the title ( :lol ).

FTR - the water wheel is for the mountain home with the spring beside the house...jeez, get the facts straight.

Go Bleat yourself
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      07-25-2016, 11:14 PM   #35549
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      07-26-2016, 02:04 AM   #35550
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      07-26-2016, 02:09 AM   #35551
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If a male human being rapes a male sheep...? That's not gay?
Ask that some guys into Turkey, if they havent enough goats, they'll take surely sheeps...^^
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