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      08-11-2020, 02:41 PM   #7019
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one more day until my flight
You nervous? Got butterflies in your stomach yet?

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      08-11-2020, 07:18 PM   #7020
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Plot twist:

You land at the airport, a white van is waiting for you with some dudes that say they work for this "girl".

Don't get in the van!!!
Her mom's side is Armenian - still a non-zero possibility I will be "harvested" for reparations

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You nervous? Got butterflies in your stomach yet?

Nope, not nervous. Very excited to see her though
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      08-11-2020, 08:20 PM   #7021
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one more day until my flight
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      08-11-2020, 10:41 PM   #7022
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Pickle, if all else fails I built some nice shelves in 2 sheds out back that would make cool bunks. Find Santa to the Sea in the 'Nard and I can walk down and lead you home
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      08-12-2020, 12:40 AM   #7023
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Plot twist:

You land at the airport, a white van is waiting for you with some dudes that say they work for this "girl".

Don't get in the van!!!
I was expecting it to be 213 in the van. Perhaps dressed as a rockman, eating god knows what.
Ahhaha like the i wanna rock music video with mean dad saying hes in vietnam
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      08-12-2020, 12:42 AM   #7024
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My nephew has been struggling to find love recently. Things fall apart because of his beliefs. He is a 'flat Earther.'

We've had countless debates about it. He still doesn't believe me that if the Earth really was flat then cats would push everything off.

Anyhow it got me to thinking it must be a challenge when someone is rigid with their beliefs.

I found this and shared it with him:


https://www.wired.co.uk/article/flat-earth-singles

I don't know how good the site is but it's the thought that counts. I'll eat my hat if he says he found someone on flat Earth singles.
some girls are into that. Just go find a discord server or reddit group and some girls there with short skirts and pony tail that like that
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      08-12-2020, 12:43 AM   #7025
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one more day until my flight
U like spicy?
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      08-12-2020, 06:38 AM   #7026
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Ahhaha like the i wanna rock music video with mean dad saying hes in vietnam
Yep....exactly.
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      08-12-2020, 08:52 AM   #7027
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U like spicy?
I do like spicy, are you spicy?
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      08-12-2020, 10:05 AM   #7028
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My nephew has been struggling to find love recently. Things fall apart because of his beliefs. He is a 'flat Earther.'

We've had countless debates about it. He still doesn't believe me that if the Earth really was flat then cats would push everything off.

Anyhow it got me to thinking it must be a challenge when someone is rigid with their beliefs.

I found this and shared it with him:


https://www.wired.co.uk/article/flat-earth-singles

I don't know how good the site is but it's the thought that counts. I'll eat my hat if he says he found someone on flat Earth singles.
some girls are into that. Just go find a discord server or reddit group and some girls there with short skirts and pony tail that like that
Lups when you've finished taking a dump on your commanding officers toilet... your opinion would be valued too.
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      08-12-2020, 10:51 AM   #7029
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I've had an incredible amount of bad dates. Either it's about me or my chosen ones. I always see the same picture on dates. At first everything goes well, but then when it comes to discussing finances, then problems begin
i always go with no money ehheheheheheh. theres fun stuff like go walk in park and talk at a hike. I bring canned dole pinapple and campbells for lunch. Some of the gmo organic girls run away but im run after them
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      08-12-2020, 12:07 PM   #7030
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i always go with no money ehheheheheheh. theres fun stuff like go walk in park and talk at a hike. I bring canned dole pinapple and campbells for lunch. Some of the gmo organic girls run away but im run after them
Lmao
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      08-12-2020, 12:32 PM   #7031
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I've had an incredible amount of bad dates. Either it's about me or my chosen ones. I always see the same picture on dates. At first everything goes well, but then when it comes to discussing finances, then problems begin
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I've had an incredible amount of bad dates. Either it's about me or my chosen ones. I always see the same picture on dates. At first everything goes well, but then when it comes to discussing finances, then problems begin
You'll have to elaborate...

Finances as in paying for the date or comparing financial status?
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      08-12-2020, 05:10 PM   #7033
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Lmao
I seriously can't tell if every post is a troll or if he is serious. Only reason I think he could be serious about everything he posts is because I know there are teenagers out there that talk/act like this lmao
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I seriously can't tell if every post is a troll or if he is serious. Only reason I think he could be serious about everything he posts is because I know there are teenagers out there that talk/act like this lmao
I think it's a mix, you can tell when he gets a little more serious because then he types of a more refined manner. Regardless it's hilarious haha.
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i always go with no money ehheheheheheh. theres fun stuff like go walk in park and talk at a hike. I bring canned dole pinapple and campbells for lunch. Some of the gmo organic girls run away but im run after them
I feel like I laughed at this harder than I should have. 213 is a champion.
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it all worked out
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it all worked out
Cross country virtual high-five.

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explain "worked out"
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explain "worked out"
It was Wednesday!!!
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It was Wednesday!!!
It was Wednesday! Except this time, after months, I wasn't alone.

She has never gotten this close with anyone before. The inexperience was horrible, no lie, but by the time I left it got much, much better.

Plus the whole time I was there I had a blast. Whether it was stuff she planned, or simply driving down winding roads/canyons, beautiful trip. Just earlier today she said this was the best vacation she ever had without leaving her place. King Rudi probably saw it - but I am no longer a single man.
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