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      08-17-2020, 12:30 AM   #7041
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It was Wednesday! Except this time, after months, I wasn't alone.

She has never gotten this close with anyone before. The inexperience was horrible, no lie, but by the time I left it got much, much better.

Plus the whole time I was there I had a blast. Whether it was stuff she planned, or simply driving down winding roads/canyons, beautiful trip. Just earlier today she said this was the best vacation she ever had without leaving her place. King Rudi probably saw it - but I am no longer a single man.
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My detailer and I are going to dinner tomorrow (tonight now really) in the Diablo. Lambo pants are coming out. But that's not the worst of it.

She's really low at the moment. Things have happened that she's struggling with, she has health issues, and she can't work while she recovers. I've been under a lot of pressure at work recently, and I need a break too. So once I have the Diablo titled and registered in Texas, she and I are going for a road trip to Aspen and back for the hell of it.

Why do I do this
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It was Wednesday! Except this time, after months, I wasn't alone.

She has never gotten this close with anyone before. The inexperience was horrible, no lie, but by the time I left it got much, much better.

Plus the whole time I was there I had a blast. Whether it was stuff she planned, or simply driving down winding roads/canyons, beautiful trip. Just earlier today she said this was the best vacation she ever had without leaving her place. King Rudi probably saw it - but I am no longer a single man.
Well done Pickle! You took the blind leap of faith and it yielded results! She's damn cute man and you guys look great together. I'll leave my opinions to myself as not to jinx anything. Proud of you man!

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Shoot me now!

My detailer and I are going to dinner tomorrow (tonight now really) in the Diablo. Lambo pants are coming out. But that's not the worst of it.

She's really low at the moment. Things have happened that she's struggling with, she has health issues, and she can't work while she recovers. I've been under a lot of pressure at work recently, and I need a break too. So once I have the Diablo titled and registered in Texas, she and I are going for a road trip to Aspen and back for the hell of it.

Why do I do this
You do this because:
A.) you care about her
B.) you are a man, we are gluttons for punishment when it comes to matters of the opposite sex.

Have no expectations on dinner or the trip. If you have no expectation, you won't be disappointed. Just enjoy her company sir.

How did dinner go?
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      08-17-2020, 08:22 AM   #7044
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Shoot me now!

My detailer and I are going to dinner tomorrow (tonight now really) in the Diablo. Lambo pants are coming out. But that's not the worst of it.

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How did dinner go?
Follow up question - what was dessert?
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      08-17-2020, 08:53 AM   #7045
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You do this because:
A.) you care about her
B.) you are a man, we are gluttons for punishment when it comes to matters of the opposite sex.

Have no expectations on dinner or the trip. If you have no expectation, you won't be disappointed. Just enjoy her company sir.

How did dinner go?
Dinner is tonight - was after midnight when I wrote this and I feel weird about calling "tonight" tomorrow when it's past midnight. We're going to a place called Uchi which is a well known sushi place she's always wanted to go to.

I have no expectations. I just hope it's relaxing and the car doesn't break down!
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      08-17-2020, 08:54 AM   #7046
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Follow up question - what was dessert?
I'll tell you later but I'm usually not inclined to eat dessert. I'll see what's on offer.
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Shoot me now!

My detailer and I are going to dinner tomorrow (tonight now really) in the Diablo. Lambo pants are coming out. But that's not the worst of it.

She's really low at the moment. Things have happened that she's struggling with, she has health issues, and she can't work while she recovers. I've been under a lot of pressure at work recently, and I need a break too. So once I have the Diablo titled and registered in Texas, she and I are going for a road trip to Aspen and back for the hell of it.

Why do I do this
Might want to hold off on the trip for a bit, we are having our worst wildfire season in almost 20 years, and a few of them are just North of Aspen around Glenwood Springs. The highway through the state is closed, traffic is being diverted hundreds of miles down to the South etc. Our air is just ash here in Denver, 180 miles away...
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Might want to hold off on the trip for a bit, we are having our worst wildfire season in almost 20 years, and a few of them are just North of Aspen around Glenwood Springs. The highway through the state is closed, traffic is being diverted hundreds of miles down to the South etc. Our air is just ash here in Denver, 180 miles away...
I assumed everything in Colorado was already covered in ash......reefer ash that is.
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Pst.....it's legal there.
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Why do I think that Turkish Pickle went cherry-picking in California?

Oh, when is the wedding date, and are you inviting all of your BP buds?????
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Why do I think that Turkish Pickle went cherry-picking in California?

Oh, when is the wedding date, and are you inviting all of your BP buds?????
Interesting choice of wording here. Turkish Pickle care to comment?

.......sorry, had to.
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Why do I think that Turkish Pickle went cherry-picking in California?

Oh, when is the wedding date, and are you inviting all of your BP buds?????
Wasn't my intention to go cherry picking, had no clue. Could tell she wasn't "experienced" in talking with guys but didn't think too much of it. Was a first for me too, never gone cherry picking before.

Wedding: I've been receiving hella comments on "oo Pickle when wedding invite me too" so the guest list is going to be long but I'll be inviting you guys
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      08-17-2020, 10:17 PM   #7054
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Might want to hold off on the trip for a bit, we are having our worst wildfire season in almost 20 years, and a few of them are just North of Aspen around Glenwood Springs. The highway through the state is closed, traffic is being diverted hundreds of miles down to the South etc. Our air is just ash here in Denver, 180 miles away...
Thank you for that - much appreciated!
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You do this because:
A.) you care about her
B.) you are a man, we are gluttons for punishment when it comes to matters of the opposite sex.

Have no expectations on dinner or the trip. If you have no expectation, you won't be disappointed. Just enjoy her company sir.

How did dinner go?
Dinner is tonight - was after midnight when I wrote this and I feel weird about calling "tonight" tomorrow when it's past midnight. We're going to a place called Uchi which is a well known sushi place she's always wanted to go to.

I have no expectations. I just hope it's relaxing and the car doesn't break down!
I just need to know if you trust the valet with the Diablo... I would never let them drive that mfr.
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I'll tell you later but I'm usually not inclined to eat dessert. I'll see what's on offer.
So...how was the evening? Dinner, dessert, pillow talk/crying into a pillow - spill all.
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So...how was the evening? Dinner, dessert, pillow talk/crying into a pillow - spill all.
Indeed! dinonz fill us in.
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Indeed! dinonz fill us in.
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Gentlemen. It has been almost 24 hours since the "dinner" happened. There has been no reply from dinonz. The only logical conclusion I can seemingly draw is that he is too sexually exhausted to reply.

The remaining question is by whom. Palmela or Detailer. Choices, choices.
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I just need to know if you trust the valet with the Diablo... I would never let them drive that mfr.
No valet at this place.
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So...how was the evening? Dinner, dessert, pillow talk/crying into a pillow - spill all.
Ended up having to cancel dinner plans, but she came to my place, we took the Diablo shopping for something innocuous as an excuse, then had dinner delivered and chatted for the evening.
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Gentlemen. It has been almost 24 hours since the "dinner" happened. There has been no reply from dinonz. The only logical conclusion I can seemingly draw is that he is too sexually exhausted to reply.

The remaining question is by whom. Palmela or Detailer. Choices, choices.
I've been busy looking at land as after building a house last year, I decided it would be fun to fuck with myself and do it again.

It's about the only action I get
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