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bimmette · 04-07-2018, 04:18 PM

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How was Hawaii bimmette

Was great, thanks! Did a little surfing, ate some yummy food and hung out with family

Give me more... pupu platter? What qualities as yummy?

Well everything was yummy considering I was dieting ten weeks prior. But I had lots of Hawaiian poke, sushi, bbq, malasadas, papaya, mango, guava juice... and other simple home-cooked meals by my mom, including big breakfasts with sausage, eggs, pancakes and bacon!

UncleWede · 04-09-2018, 10:51 AM

Hawaiian bacon is much better than Canadian, yeah?

Joekerr · 04-09-2018, 11:35 AM

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Hawaiian bacon is much better than Canadian, yeah?

Sometimes I think you chirp more than your chickens....

bimmette · 04-09-2018, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Hawaiian bacon is much better than Canadian, yeah?

Nah, it just tastes better when your mom cooks it for you!

UncleWede · 04-11-2018, 09:01 PM

Did anyone else see that guy on the news who saw his family for the first time with his new visor a la Geordi Laforge???

1MOREMOD · 04-14-2018, 05:57 PM

Shaved off the mountain man beard.

UncleWede · 04-16-2018, 11:42 AM

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Shaved off the mountain man beard.

Do you find yourself reaching for empty air now?

1MOREMOD · 04-16-2018, 11:48 AM

Not really just scare myself when walk by a mirror

UncleWede · 04-16-2018, 12:03 PM

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Not really just scare myself when walk by a mirror

Quickdraw practice?

1MOREMOD · 04-16-2018, 12:25 PM

Not quite that bad but good idea

Joekerr · 04-16-2018, 12:37 PM

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Not really just scare myself when walk by a mirror

Yeah, I've got a beard as well. Also hides a lot of my undesirable facial traits as well, so I feel you.

But I keep mine shorter - I'm currently trying out a camouflage theory - if I keep it short enough, and pass by people quickly enough, they'll never know if what they saw was just an ugly beard with a decent looking guy, or just an ugly looking guy.

1MOREMOD · 04-16-2018, 12:41 PM

Yeah I hear you, it hides some things.

King Rudi · 04-16-2018, 01:18 PM

Lucky bastards. I was born with Joe Dirt facial hair genes.

UncleWede · 04-16-2018, 01:53 PM

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Lucky bastards. I was born with Joe Dirt facial hair genes.

Hence why your parents named you Joe-D?

King Rudi · 04-16-2018, 02:27 PM

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Hence why your parents named you Joe-D?

That's pretty good.

Joekerr · 04-16-2018, 02:38 PM

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Hence why your parents named you Joe-D?

Not bad. On a roll today.

///M Power-Belgium · 04-16-2018, 02:49 PM

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Yeah, I've got a beard as well. Also hides a lot of my undesirable facial traits as well, so I feel you.

But I keep mine shorter - I'm currently trying out a camouflage theory - if I keep it short enough, and pass by people quickly enough, they'll never know if what they saw was just an ugly beard with a decent looking guy, or just an ugly looking guy.

Your statement makes no sense..Caesar has no beard my friend !

GoRomeo · 04-16-2018, 02:51 PM

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Your statement makes no sense..Caesar has no beard my friend !

GoRomeo · 04-16-2018, 02:52 PM

Joekerr · 04-16-2018, 03:36 PM

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Your statement makes no sense..Caesar has no beard my friend !

Ahh, but this was not always true. You see, in the winter of 53 BC, otherwise known in Rome at the time as "The Pursuit of a Coward", Caesar was busy chasing Ambiorix who refused to stop and fight like a man.

Caesar, being the diligent and efficient leader that he was, had no time to shave that winter, and thusly, grew a beard.

After Ambiorix escaped across the Rhine, Caesar realized that having conquered all of Ambiorix's allies, that continuing to pursue one lone small man was no longer worthy of his attention, and so he shaved and returned to Rome.

///M Power-Belgium · 04-16-2018, 03:58 PM

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Ahh, but this was not always true. You see, in the winter of 53 BC, otherwise known in Rome at the time as "The Pursuit of a Coward", Caesar was busy chasing Ambiorix who refused to stop and fight like a man.

Caesar, being the diligent and efficient leader that he was, had no time to shave that winter, and thusly, grew a beard.

After Ambiorix escaped across the Rhine, Caesar realized that having conquered all of Ambiorix's allies, that continuing to pursue one lone small man was no longer worthy of his attention, and so he shaved and returned to Rome.

I'm pretty sure that's your Canadian (fake) story .

Here is the only Caesar that I know with a beard..

Dang3r · 04-17-2018, 03:10 AM

Guys, Im stucked into a real first-world luxury problem. Im gonna sell my RS5 B8 and want to replace it with an adequate follower, now my troubles begin: Im torned between a brand new RS5 B9 (450HP) fully styled my way and color (Teallite blue) and equipment (but must be builded into several weeks) and a brand new M4 LCI (450HP) in Verde Mantis uni, also fully loaded but w/o a sunroof and instantly available. Prices are equal at round about 85000.- Euros.
I'd liked the driving with AWD and the stability into fast sharp corners with the Audi but the known gadgets and goodies at BMW are also a reason to return. The green color of the BMW make me fear a little bit to be "the" spot onto the street, no compare of the silent but powerful elegance of the Audi...
Leave your bimmer-pride behind and help me out pls

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04-14-2018, 05:57 PM	#51508
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Dang3r Schmollbraten 12512 Rep 1,985 Posts Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp. Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Liandri Central Core iTrader: (0)	Guys, Im stucked into a real first-world luxury problem. Im gonna sell my RS5 B8 and want to replace it with an adequate follower, now my troubles begin: Im torned between a brand new RS5 B9 (450HP) fully styled my way and color (Teallite blue) and equipment (but must be builded into several weeks) and a brand new M4 LCI (450HP) in Verde Mantis uni, also fully loaded but w/o a sunroof and instantly available. Prices are equal at round about 85000.- Euros. I'd liked the driving with AWD and the stability into fast sharp corners with the Audi but the known gadgets and goodies at BMW are also a reason to return. The green color of the BMW make me fear a little bit to be "the" spot onto the street, no compare of the silent but powerful elegance of the Audi... Leave your bimmer-pride behind and help me out pls __________________ Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
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