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      12-17-2015, 08:42 AM   #18305
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Want to join myself and Lups for a trio?
I'm selfish, I don't like to share.

I thought Lups was with Mr. 92 Mil.
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      12-17-2015, 08:44 AM   #18306
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I'm selfish, I don't like to share.

I thought Lups was with Mr. 92 Mil.
I'm selfish too, which is why I don't want to share any of my OT gf's with any of the lame OT dudes.



Lups..., that's my main squeeze right there.
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      12-17-2015, 09:04 AM   #18307
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Lups..., that's my main squeeze right there.
Doesn't he get upset with you prancing around in that Christmas outfit all over the internet????
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      12-17-2015, 09:25 AM   #18308
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Doesn't he get upset with you prancing around in that Christmas outfit all over the internet????
Nah, I have a feeling he probably has something better, but who knows.
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      12-17-2015, 11:47 AM   #18309
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Tonka/Bimmette
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Biorin/Asbs
C5/Belgium

Does that mean Saras my BP gf?
I dumped you
Let's make up for the holidays? I promise I won't lick your butt this time.
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      12-17-2015, 04:37 PM   #18310
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I just got a call from the better 1/2 saying how she got a nice Christmas bonus. Unfortunately for me, my job doesn't believe in Christmas bonuses. So I fight back by being on OT for at least 7 hours each working day. WIN.
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      12-17-2015, 04:38 PM   #18311
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I just got a call from the better 1/2 saying how she got a nice Christmas bonus. Unfortunately for me, my job doesn't believe in Christmas bonuses. So I fight back by being on OT for at least 7 hours each working day. WIN.
Good plan.
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      12-17-2015, 04:43 PM   #18312
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Tonka/Bimmette
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C5/Belgium

Does that mean Saras my BP gf?
Looks like a dating site
Note: I'm sure I could C5driver provide with bullets
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      12-17-2015, 05:13 PM   #18313
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Strict missionary. No weird positions. No oral. As boring as it gets!
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My friend you need the Kamasutra
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      12-17-2015, 06:00 PM   #18317
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      12-17-2015, 06:59 PM   #18318
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I'm not boring! I'll show you an amazing time that doesn't require the off limits areas.
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I'm not boring! I'll show you an amazing time that doesn't require the off limits areas.
I'm in.

So ///m fest?
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      12-17-2015, 09:51 PM   #18321
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Strict missionary. No weird positions. No oral. As boring as it gets!
I'm not boring! I'll show you an amazing time that doesn't require the off limits areas.
I'm in.

So ///m fest?
You're waiting 5 months? Wow
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      12-17-2015, 10:14 PM   #18323
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I'm not boring! I'll show you an amazing time that doesn't require the off limits areas.
I'm in.

So ///m fest?
You're waiting 5 months? Wow
I'm not going to NOLA before then.

Tinder will keep me busy, and I'll lick all those girls buttholes in the mean time.
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I'm not going to NOLA before then.

Tinder will keep me busy, and I'll lick all those girls buttholes in the mean time.
You're doing it wrong make them lick yours and clean your condo.
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I'm not going to NOLA before then.

Tinder will keep me busy, and I'll lick all those girls buttholes in the mean time.
You're doing it wrong make them lick yours and clean your condo.
Did I not make it known that was implied?

My place is pretty clean though. I don't like messy places.
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