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      12-14-2015, 02:22 PM   #18107
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How about Axiom's?
He'll likely throw off the curve.

For scientific purposes - the high and low measure gets eliminated to properly assess a median score.

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Unless you're asking for personal reasons - like the spark bank
Someone has a curiosity deep inside their mind that obviously seeks fulfillment....
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      12-14-2015, 02:33 PM   #18109
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How about Axiom's?
Soooo Axiom is banned for a month.
He won't be answering.
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      12-14-2015, 02:36 PM   #18110
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Axius - 1.14 micron
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Does this mean i win!?!?
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Does this mean i win!?!?
Yes! Your tallywhacker is over 1000 nanometers longer than Axius'!
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Soooo Axiom is banned for a month.
He won't be answering.
That's a shame.

How do you know how long someone is banned?
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Soooo Axiom is banned for a month.
He won't be answering.
That's a shame.

How do you know how long someone is banned?
Because I KNOW ALL
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Political debate about trump?
Are debating how much of a fucking dumbass he is or whether he should choke himself on a bag of dicks?
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Because I KNOW ALL
I remember when mama lups started flirting with the mods...unfortunately it didn't work.
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Biorin will be impressed.
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I remember when mama lups started flirting with the mods...unfortunately it didn't work.
Maybe i am a mod now.

I have the power! (Call me She-Ra!)
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Maybe i am a mod now.

I have the power! (Call me She-Ra!)
How do you become a mod?
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Maybe i am a mod now.

I have the power! (Call me She-Ra!)
How do one become a mod?
You shouldn't concern yourself with such trivial pursuits....mods can't troll users, only Smite them

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Put it in your name like me.
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Biorin will be impressed.
I have low standards now?
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You wanna go to the movies with me?
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You're too sensitive.
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No, you're the only one with strong enough optics to appreciate the growth.
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You're too sensitive.
If by too sensitive you mean untrollable.....then yes
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