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      10-01-2018, 01:02 PM   #1145
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Did you waffle stomp it down the drain barefoot
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Z-Pack day 5 + surprise snake.
I too have suffered from such an incident. Felt like a nice clean fart on deck....alas, it was not.
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Did you waffle stomp it down the drain barefoot
Which part? The liquid fecal matter or the serpentine reptile?
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I'll raise the roof for you to blow, ok buddy? Bar is pretty low around here.

My confession:
Many times I will stick a finger or two up my ass when masturbating to enhance my orgasm experience.

Kyngofpop your turn.
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      10-01-2018, 01:52 PM   #1149
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I confess, 2,700+ miles later & I still love my Hellcat. Even converted a friend last night after I let her drive it. She loves her Stage 3 Roush a little less now & finally understands her car stands no chance in a race after all the shit she talked. She is Hellcat shopping today. Sent me an ad for a local B5 Blue asking if I like the color.
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      10-01-2018, 01:56 PM   #1150
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Which part? The liquid fecal matter or the serpentine reptile?
Both or did you try and pick up the snake
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      10-01-2018, 02:01 PM   #1151
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First there are snake on a plane

and now there are snake in a drain????
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      10-01-2018, 02:04 PM   #1152
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Mine there was no snake more like a cow pie. Talk about stink
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      10-01-2018, 02:09 PM   #1153
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I'll raise the roof for you to blow, ok buddy? Bar is pretty low around here.

My confession:
Many times I will stick a finger or two up my ass when masturbating to enhance my orgasm experience.

Kyngofpop your turn.
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Aw, it's nvr tmi in threads like these...no no, but I've already given one confession that was a bit much for this thread so I'll refrain or better yet spare you all the sordid details. You're welcome.
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I'll raise the roof for you to blow, ok buddy? Bar is pretty low around here.

My confession:
Many times I will stick a finger or two up my ass when masturbating to enhance my orgasm experience.

Kyngofpop your turn.
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Aw, it's nvr tmi in threads like these...no no, but I've already given one confession that was a bit much for this thread so I'll refrain or better yet spare you all the sordid details. You're welcome.
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      10-01-2018, 03:01 PM   #1155
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Which part? The liquid fecal matter or the serpentine reptile?
Both or did you try and pick up the snake
Neither. I did what any rational man would do
In the same situation. After I ceased screaming at the shock of a snake and shitting down my leg, I pissed on it enough to corner it at one end, reached out and grabbed the the trash bin with one hand while keeping my cock in the other incase the bastard moved, slipped slightly, so, again, I shit a little more. I proceeded to pull the bin into the shower, set it on it's side, then took aim again to coerce Medusa's offspring into it. Once accomplished, I pissed on it once more for good measure, sprinted out the bathroom, ran to the farthest exterior door since the nearest wouldn't be rational, and tossed it out. Then I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and felt relief no one was there to witness this series of events.
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      10-01-2018, 03:29 PM   #1156
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Neither. I did what any rational man would do
In the same situation. After I ceased screaming at the shock of a snake and shitting down my leg, I pissed on it enough to corner it at one end, reached out and grabbed the the trash bin with one hand while keeping my cock in the other incase the bastard moved, slipped slightly, so, again, I shit a little more. I proceeded to pull the bin into the shower, set it on it's side, then took aim again to coerce Medusa's offspring into it. Once accomplished, I pissed on it once more for good measure, sprinted out the bathroom, ran to the farthest exterior door since the nearest wouldn't be rational, and tossed it out. Then I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and felt relief no one was there to witness this series of events.
For posterity's sake
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      10-01-2018, 03:50 PM   #1157
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I confess, 2,700+ miles later & I still love my Hellcat.
I love my Stinger
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I confess, 2,700+ miles later & I still love my Hellcat.
I love my Stinger
Is that an anal plug brand we're unaware of?
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      10-01-2018, 05:32 PM   #1159
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I do a lot of f*ked up stuff at the club with my boys.

Have crews of friends in multiple cities, been partying it up a lot lately. Slept 3 hrs the other night as I had to be at work at 6 am Sunday.

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I love my Stinger
There was one at the track Friday. Didn't see what he ran, but not a bad looking car. Just not enough HP for me.
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      10-01-2018, 06:00 PM   #1161
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I forgot more confessions than most of y'all have to confess.

But here's one anyway. I'm buying a car with almost 17lbs. per HP.

Here's another one. It's a BMW.
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"Surprise snake" usually means something else, but I guess that's more for locker rooms
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      10-01-2018, 06:23 PM   #1163
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I forgot more confessions than most of y'all have to confess.

But here's one anyway. I'm buying a car with almost 17lbs. per HP.

Here's another one. It's a BMW.
Get one that's 17hp per lb.
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      10-01-2018, 06:25 PM   #1164
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"Surprise snake" usually means something else, but I guess that's more for locker rooms
That's prison
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      10-01-2018, 06:57 PM   #1165
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"Surprise snake" usually means something else, but I guess that's more for locker rooms
WTF were you 6hrs ago when I had a witty comeback for this?
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Yesterday at 5:14am a Subaru Forrester dicked around me on a 2 lane stretch before the road goes down to one lane with no passing. Then he drove 47 in a 45 mph zone (I usually do at least 57) before it went back to 2 lanes 13 miles later and I could finally pass him

Today, I saw him coming up fast on the 2 lane but was ready for him before he did a repeat of yesterday, so today I was in front. I set my cruise control at 44 with my rear fog lights on and my rear sunshade up. When it opened up, I just took off.
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