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      10-22-2014, 01:43 PM   #111
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do you mind if i ask, why were you going through her emails? seems unethical and a violation of trust. not trying to offend, i'm just curious.
TLDR: Teaching her how to use new phone, saw message from adulterer, husband broke into account himself.

EXPANDED: She was transitioning from a no-name smartphone which didn't even have sync turned on to the Galaxy S3 (this was 2012), so she learned through me that she had push email... Then while demonstrating that feature, I accidentally opened an email from her adulterer and managed to catch a blurb about wanting her to sit on his face (glad I learned speed reading), but then she panicked and snatched the phone from me, then gave me a BS excuse. Since I heard somewhere it was taboo to tell someone that it someone is being cheated on, I just left it alone.

However, just as guilty conscience was starting to set in at the end of the week... Her husband, who is a firefighter, had to go on a rough call where a little child was covered in 3rd degree burns and invited me to the bar with him to drown it out, so after a few rounds he suddenly slurs out, "Ed, y'know another thing? I think [his wife's name] is fuckin' cheating on me, bro. I'm not sure, but I just have a gut feeling [telling me signs and observations]." Then while I was a bit buzzed too, I leaked out the aforementioned email, then the next morning he managed to figure out her password and we saw that she was sending nudes and messages to 6 guys for 2 years.
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TLDR: Teaching her how to use new phone, saw message from adulterer, husband broke into account himself.

EXPANDED: She was transitioning from a no-name smartphone which didn't even have sync turned on to the Galaxy S3 (this was 2012), so she learned through me that she had push email... Then while demonstrating that feature, I accidentally opened an email from her adulterer and managed to catch a blurb about wanting her to sit on his face (glad I learned speed reading), but then she panicked and snatched the phone from me, then gave me a BS excuse. Since I heard somewhere it was taboo to tell someone that it someone is being cheated on, I just left it alone.

However, just as guilty conscience was starting to set in at the end of the week... Her husband, who is a firefighter, had to go on a rough call where a little child was covered in 3rd degree burns, but then he suddenly slurs out, "Ed, y'know another thing? I think [his wife's name] is fuckin' cheating on me, bro. I'm not sure, but I just have a gut feeling [telling me signs and observations]." Then while I was a bit buzzed too, I leaked out the aforementioned email, then the next morning he managed to figure out her password and we saw that she was sending nudes and messages to 6 guys for 2 years.
damn... that's real fucked up. thank you for satisfying my curiosity.
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C300. In two years of ownership never had any issues and I bought it used. It was a nice solid reliable car. Z4 spends more time in the shop than in my garage.
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I watch the series "A Haunting" on the Discovery channel....and then have to sleep with my bed lamp on.
Says the chick who supposedly used the Ouija at one of the most infamous haunted houses in the country.
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Says the chick who supposedly used the Ouija at one of the most infamous haunted houses in the country.
To add to it, it was a ouija board that my coworker got for a quarter at the good will. But it didnt work. Nothing happened there. Stupid waste of a quarter.


But yeah, I love scary stuff....but it scares me.
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LOL, my ex refused to watch anything scary with me. Made me angry. I love being freaked out. I don't think anything will come through the TV and kill me in my sleep, I think a woman would do that to me before something paranormal. LOL
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LOL, my ex refused to watch anything scary with me. Made me angry. I love being freaked out. I don't think anything will come through the TV and kill me in my sleep, I think a woman would do that to me before something paranormal. LOL
Shit, not at my house. I swear things go bump in the night. I wont walk down the hallway at night without turning on every light switch I walk past
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:O Are you a redhead?
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