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      12-01-2015, 10:28 AM   #17073
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To be fair, I am enjoying this imagination you speak of at this very moment.
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      12-01-2015, 10:37 AM   #17074
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Kentuckians know how to party.
Speaking of Kentucky, we'll need ourselves a good sour mash operation.
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      12-01-2015, 10:42 AM   #17075
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Speaking of Kentucky, we'll need ourselves a good sour mash operation.
That was already covered when asking for redneck friends to participate, no?
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      12-01-2015, 11:14 AM   #17076
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That was already covered when asking for redneck friends to participate, no?
I suppose you're right.
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      12-01-2015, 11:17 AM   #17077
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Are we buying this town or what?
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      12-01-2015, 11:18 AM   #17078
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ASBSECU E93 you're financing this, right?
Biorin any idea what the tax implications are of buying a town?
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      12-01-2015, 11:18 AM   #17079
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Any of my closest internet friends want to go in with me and buy a town..?


https://www.yahoo.com/realestate/tow...932214058.html
Mmm, Swetty goodness. I'm in.
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      12-01-2015, 11:20 AM   #17080
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ASBSECU E93 you're financing this, right?
Biorin any idea what the tax implications are of buying a town?
Collective pool of guarantors must demonstrate the ability to repay the debt....blah blah blah.....

Short answer - easier to write a check from personal balance sheet than to jump through credit hoops....

Go find me account anyone..?!?!
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      12-01-2015, 11:21 AM   #17081
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Can I open a midget brothel?
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      12-01-2015, 11:23 AM   #17082
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ASBSECU E93 you're financing this, right?
Biorin any idea what the tax implications are of buying a town?
I would imagine similar to owning any other property. We should probably form a holding company with separate companies under it to run the necessary activities (whiskey making, midget whoring, etc).
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      12-01-2015, 11:23 AM   #17083
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Can I open a midget brothel?
If you build it, they will come.

(You may be too young for that reference)
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      12-01-2015, 11:25 AM   #17084
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Good info everyone.

Here's the listing:

http://www.mlsfinder.com/sd_bhmls/kw...erty_id=126140
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      12-01-2015, 11:26 AM   #17085
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If you build it, they will come.

(You may be too young for that reference)
Noahs Ark?
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      12-01-2015, 11:27 AM   #17086
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      12-01-2015, 11:27 AM   #17087
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ASBSECU E93 you're financing this, right?
Biorin any idea what the tax implications are of buying a town?
I would imagine similar to owning any other property. We should probably form a holding company with separate companies under it to run the necessary activities (whiskey making, midget whoring, etc).
If we have 40 'official' residents - the town can incorporate and receive municipal status.....
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      12-01-2015, 11:28 AM   #17088
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If we have 40 'official' residents - the town can incorporate and receive municipal status.....
Uh, does having multiple personality disorder count?
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If we own the town, can we rename the town?
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      12-01-2015, 11:30 AM   #17090
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Uh, does having multiple personality disorder count?
Only if you can vote with each of them.
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      12-01-2015, 11:31 AM   #17091
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If we own the town, can we rename the town?
Good point. I'd hate for people to think I spelled Sweat wrong.
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      12-01-2015, 11:31 AM   #17092
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If we own the town, can we rename the town?
Absolutely. Some farmer named it after himself, I'm damn sure we can be just as vain.
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      12-01-2015, 11:31 AM   #17093
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If we have 40 'official' residents - the town can incorporate and receive municipal status.....
Uh, does having multiple personality disorder count?
I'm sure we can find 'multiple' people to as here in BP OT....
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      12-01-2015, 11:33 AM   #17094
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If we own the town, can we rename the town?
But what if we started a little business that made balls....market them as Swet Balls!!!
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