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      09-08-2016, 05:04 PM   #38633
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Hey MKSixer - I am negotiating on a 335d

If I can get them to accept my seriously low offer (somewhere shoei head is exploding ) - I might be adding another Diesel to the family

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I swear that you're my fuq'n hero!!
Where did you find it? What tune are you thinking?
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So, Friday night soccer starts tomorrow bimmette
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I gave him a discount... Didn't want to nickel and dime over $0.30... Besides, with the number of flights I take a year, chances are good his people have worked on one of my engines and kept me alive - much to ASBSECU E93 dismay...

(I frickin' downloaded the wrong song... Some knockoff cover, lol... Good looking out...)
Do they still handcuff you to seats when you fly? Air marshals?
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      09-08-2016, 05:29 PM   #38637
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MKSixer - I cannot disclose the secret location of said unicorn until it is in my possession....BUT....It has M-sport, Premium, and Cold weather package. The only one I really car about is M-Sport) that has the increased speed limiter and is a ONE OWNER

It's about 5 hours from me - getting it Saturday morning

Bimmer Performance Tune and stuff coming soon 450whp and 600 tq!!!!!!!!!
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      09-08-2016, 05:32 PM   #38638
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So, Friday night soccer starts tomorrow bimmette
Awesome! I'm on a two-week break and then Fall session starts up!
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MKSixer - I cannot disclose the secret location of said unicorn until it is in my possession....BUT....It has M-sport, Premium, and Cold weather package. The only one I really car about is M-Sport) that has the increased speed limiter and is a ONE OWNER

It's about 5 hours from me - getting it Saturday morning

Bimmer Performance Tune and stuff coming soon 450whp and 600 tq!!!!!!!!!
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MKSixer - I cannot disclose the secret location of said unicorn until it is in my possession....BUT....It has M-sport, Premium, and Cold weather package. The only one I really car about is M-Sport) that has the increased speed limiter and is a ONE OWNER

It's about 5 hours from me - getting it Saturday morning

Bimmer Performance Tune and stuff coming soon 450whp and 600 tq!!!!!!!!!
Is that piggyback? I want also.
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      09-08-2016, 05:38 PM   #38641
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1MOREMOD - Google Bimmer Performance Center, Raleigh NC.

They are heavy into BMW diesel tuning.

Their stage II tune + DP and gutted exhaust = 400 whp and 580 tq alone
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I can't gut cats that's illegal, plus neighbors got pissed last time
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They still can tune the car without gutting cats or exhaust...

Malone also does tunes for BMW diesels.
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Gimme the addresses. I'll send them ear plugs. Ruining the fun.
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Was referring to their pet going missing .
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I gave him a discount... Didn't want to nickel and dime over $0.30... Besides, with the number of flights I take a year, chances are good his people have worked on one of my engines and kept me alive - much to ASBSECU E93 dismay...

(I frickin' downloaded the wrong song... Some knockoff cover, lol... Good looking out...)
Do they still handcuff you to seats when you fly? Air marshals?
They tend to cuff in front and drape a jacket over your hands so not to alarm the other passengers... It sucks riding middle seat though... On the plus side, always the first to board so don't have to worry about running out of overhead space... Hashtag silver linings...
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I can't gut cats that's illegal, plus neighbors got pissed last time
Gimme the addresses. I'll send them ear plugs. Ruining the fun.
I live in a ultra quiet tiny community... Meaning, lots of old folks, retired folks, like your age... And ASBSECU E93 and jtodd_fl kind of age...

Anyways, they haven't been a fan of the cars or motorcycles, but the f80 seems to be the worst culprit of them all... Always some underhanded comment like - I'll be in a loaner car - they'll ask if it's a new car, and when I explain its a loaner, I'll get a - "oh you got us excited there for a second... We always know it's 9:30pm because we hear you start your car for the gym..."

Or it's - "we always know when you're out of town !!"

Shits getting old... You damn OldTimers and early bedtime...
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I live in a ultra quiet tiny community... Meaning, lots of old folks, retired folks, like your age... And ASBSECU E93 and jtodd_fl kind of age...

Anyways, they haven't been a fan of the cars or motorcycles, but the f80 seems to be the worst culprit of them all... Always some underhanded comment like - I'll be in a loaner car - they'll ask if it's a new car, and when I explain its a loaner, I'll get a - "oh you got us excited there for a second... We always know it's 9:30pm because we hear you start your car for the gym..."

Or it's - "we always know when you're out of town !!"

Shits getting old... You damn OldTimers and early bedtime...
Whatever.

Cold start in the M6 shakes the house. I wouldn't even be able to hear your sewing machine of yours at full chat.

The neighbors hated when I left for the airport at 3:30 am in the M6. Now since I use the i8 most of the time, I can eco-drive out of the neighborhood then go to guns on the interstate. Winning!
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I can't gut cats that's illegal, plus neighbors got pissed last time
Gimme the addresses. I'll send them ear plugs. Ruining the fun.
I live in a ultra quiet tiny community... Meaning, lots of old folks, retired folks, like your age... And ASBSECU E93 and jtodd_fl kind of age...

Anyways, they haven't been a fan of the cars or motorcycles, but the f80 seems to be the worst culprit of them all... Always some underhanded comment like - I'll be in a loaner car - they'll ask if it's a new car, and when I explain its a loaner, I'll get a - "oh you got us excited there for a second... We always know it's 9:30pm because we hear you start your car for the gym..."

Or it's - "we always know when you're out of town !!"

Shits getting old... You damn OldTimers and early bedtime...
I'd be pissed too, if someone cranked up a chainsaw every morning when I was trying to sleep!
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I'm not sure I can talk to you anymore...

First, a convertible... The only other dude around here with a convertible is silvergray545 - is that the kind of company you want to keep?!!

Second... RED bmw's... Just... No...

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I live in a ultra quiet tiny community... Meaning, lots of old folks, retired folks, like your age... And ASBSECU E93 and jtodd_fl kind of age...

Anyways, they haven't been a fan of the cars or motorcycles, but the f80 seems to be the worst culprit of them all... Always some underhanded comment like - I'll be in a loaner car - they'll ask if it's a new car, and when I explain its a loaner, I'll get a - "oh you got us excited there for a second... We always know it's 9:30pm because we hear you start your car for the gym..."

Or it's - "we always know when you're out of town !!"

Shits getting old... You damn OldTimers and early bedtime...
Whatever.

Cold start in the M6 shakes the house. I wouldn't even be able to hear your sewing machine of yours at full chat.

The neighbors hated when I left for the airport at 3:30 am in the M6. Now since I use the i8 most of the time, I can eco-drive out of the neighborhood then go to guns on the interstate. Winning!
To be fair... Moby Dick needs the V10 to get her to move at all...

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