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      07-24-2015, 12:48 PM   #12497
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Myringotomy (tubes). Thanks everyone. Surgery went well. She woke up out of anesthesia flopping around like a fish and screaming bloody murder. But she's calmed down. We're home and she is playing!
Cute kid

But God damn that bag is almost as big as you. What you packing a parachute in there?
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      07-24-2015, 12:54 PM   #12498
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So can I start calling my CA now asking him when's pick up?
Just now I saw the masts of the ship as I was driving west on Hueneme Rd. And I saw some cars coming the other direction!!!!!




Oh, but you aren't waiting on a Lancer, right? My bad, sorry.
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      07-24-2015, 12:56 PM   #12499
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      07-24-2015, 01:03 PM   #12500
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LOL!!!

No I don't think it is possible to have a 5 hour marathon session. As you a dude, I don't care how much Test you are on there is no way you can reload enough times to continue. As far as ladies go; unless you are a battle hardened porn star you will probably be quite sore after 2 or 3 hours tops. Unless of course the guy doing the drilling is packing only 4in on his best day. And I'm speaking from experience as a former whore.
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      07-24-2015, 01:04 PM   #12501
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So can I start calling my CA now asking him when's pick up?
Do it
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      07-24-2015, 01:08 PM   #12502
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So can I start calling my CA now asking him when's pick up?
Every half hour....
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      07-24-2015, 01:13 PM   #12503
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LOL!!!

No I don't think it is possible to have a 5 hour marathon session. As you a dude, I don't care how much Test you are on there is no way you can reload enough times to continue. As far as ladies go; unless you are a battle hardened porn star you will probably be quite sore after 2 or 3 hours tops. Unless of course the guy doing the drilling is packing only 4in on his best day. And I'm speaking from experience as a former whore.
I guess some of us are just more gifted than others...

And Test works against the ability to do this...
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      07-24-2015, 01:16 PM   #12504
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Everyone. This is page 200. Round of applause!

Also, let's see how many people can "appreciate" this very post! Let's go!!!
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Every half hour....
He's not replying. Must be on the phone
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      07-24-2015, 01:22 PM   #12506
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So can I start calling my CA now asking him when's pick up?
Just now I saw the masts of the ship as I was driving west on Hueneme Rd. And I saw some cars coming the other direction!!!!!




Oh, but you aren't waiting on a Lancer, right? My bad, sorry.
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      07-24-2015, 01:25 PM   #12507
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I guess some of us are just more gifted than others...

And Test works against the ability to do this...
That's when you need to pop some Arimidex to counter all the excess estrogen built up.
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      07-24-2015, 01:36 PM   #12508
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Cute kid

But God damn that bag is almost as big as you. What you packing a parachute in there?
That's my smallest diaper bag. (Remember though I'm only 5'4 and 105 lbs) I'm tiny. But there was only 2 bottles, 10 diapers, a pack of wipes, a change of clothes, her muslin, a toy and her iPad Mini in there.
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That's my smallest diaper bag. (Remember though I'm only 5'4 and 105 lbs) I'm tiny. But there was only 2 bottles, 10 diapers, a pack of wipes, a change of clothes, her muslin, a toy and her iPad Mini in there.
You know I'm just messing with you.. Props to you girl..
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I'm really going to go get you a picture of the nicer BMWs rolling down the road from the ship to the VPC, just to PROVE they are ghost cars.
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      07-24-2015, 01:50 PM   #12511
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It is raining!!!!!!!!!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      07-24-2015, 01:55 PM   #12512
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It is raining!!!!!!!!!
Fuck no.. Sunny and in the 80s here.. Probably gonna get my car washed today.
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Fuck no.. Sunny and in the 80s here.. Probably gonna get my car washed today.


That's just abt all we got but it counts!

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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      07-24-2015, 02:21 PM   #12514
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MSN Money posted The 10 best cities for first-time homebuyers.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/house...signout#page=2


I actually saw this house on the Tyler Morrison home when I was home shopping.

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      07-24-2015, 02:27 PM   #12515
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Dang, Louisiana didn't make the cut
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Dang, Louisiana didn't make the cut
The 10 best cities for first-time homebuyers.

(Since you were so anal about 28days or 4.3weeks thing on OB/GYN post)


Funny thing is that I live/lived in all 3 CO cities listed on that top 10.
I also know exactly where picture #10 and #9 is at.
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      07-24-2015, 02:34 PM   #12517
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Oh NJ didn't make the list.. I'm shocked I tell you
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Oh NJ didn't make the list.. I'm shocked I tell you
HOWEVER it made it to this list.

http://www.thestreet.com/story/13224...omebuyers.html
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