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      01-16-2019, 06:24 PM   #1
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Men Injects 18 Doses of Semen To Cure Back Pain

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      01-16-2019, 07:18 PM   #2
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Wonder how the "seaman" liked that....???
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LOL

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      01-16-2019, 08:16 PM   #4
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It took him 18 months to realize it wasn't working?
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      01-16-2019, 09:12 PM   #5
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It took him 18 months to realize it wasn't working?
Cant fix stupid.
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I could have told him that it does cure back pain because all the ladies I have been with always complain about their back the next day
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I could have told him that it does cure back pain because all the ladies I have been with always complain about their back the next day
That tend to point towards it causing back pain not fixing it.
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That tend to point towards it causing back pain not fixing it.
Did I mention I was a chiropractor
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I could have told him that it does cure back pain because all the ladies I have been with always complain about their back the next day
Apart from the German chick you were with. When you asked her how she liked the gentleman sausage from behind on a scale of 0-10 she kept shouting nine!
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Apart from the German chick you were with. When you asked her how she liked the gentleman sausage from behind on a scale of 0-10 she kept shouting nine!
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LMAO he probably thought it would be stem cell treatment. You'd think he would inject directly at the source of the pain. Wow.
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This is one of the most bizarre things I’ve read in the longest time.
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It appears that he "discharged" himself many times before the back pain subsided.

On a side note:

Seminal injections may cause but are not limited to:

- Your arm following you around and asking for money
- Your arm becoming swollen for 9 months
- Your arm wanting to feed you ketchup, pickles and chocolate at the same time
- Swollen or tender moobs
- A lifetime of ridicule

Ask your doctor if self intravenous seminal injections are right for you.

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It appears that he "discharged" himself many times before the back pain subsided.

On a side note:

Seminal injections may cause but are not limited to:

- Your arm following you around and asking for money
- Your arm becoming swollen for 9 months
- Your arm wanting to feed you ketchup, pickles and chocolate at the same time
- Swollen or tender moobs
- A lifetime of ridicule

Ask your doctor if self intravenously seminal injections are right for you.
And, as usual, side effects are invariably worse than the pain it aims to cure!
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This is one of the most bizarre things I’ve read in the longest time.
Yeah, this beats people who eat their own hair ... by a mile!
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Yeah, this beats people who eat their own hair ... by a mile!
Damn straight! Sets a whole new standard of WTF!
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I'd be interested to see this guys work out regimen.
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      01-17-2019, 02:40 PM   #19
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what an amatuer. That only works if you do a headstand yoga pose and butt chug steroids.
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The guy’s got spunk to be trying all these unproven treatments, though
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I bet it's a load off to know he didnt do any permanent damage. He dodged a lot of bullets there.
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