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      12-01-2015, 03:31 PM   #17161
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If we go by Sam's club and get that barrel of Jack, I can take on this roll. But I thought we were going to have our redneck friends MAKE us some liquor. I can still volunteer to stumble around town and piss on random corners
That's the initiative that Douchebag City needs.
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Dibbs on Sheriff!!
You have my vote! I want to be the jack booted thug and not an admin politi-weenie.
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You have my vote! I want to be the jack booted thug and not an admin politi-weenie.
So you're saying you'd like to be 'punished' by Tonka?
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      12-01-2015, 04:10 PM   #17164
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So you're saying you'd like to be 'punished' by Tonka?
The union rep said I'd be covered.
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      12-01-2015, 04:12 PM   #17165
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He's covered. We have official documents.
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      12-01-2015, 04:18 PM   #17166
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The union rep said I'd be covered.
Oh, I'm sure you'll be covered in something.






*I may have lost the metaphor... are we still talking about the Wild West porno?
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      12-01-2015, 04:21 PM   #17167
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Oh, I'm sure you'll be covered in something.

*I may have lost the metaphor... are we still talking about the Wild West porno?
I thought we were talking about brass vs. the street gods....
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      12-01-2015, 04:39 PM   #17168
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I thought we were talking about brass vs. the street gods....
Oh I'm with you there, just a matter of confusion as to which type of justice was or wasn't being delivered.

Let's go with you story. What type of union is this? If Ax is supplying the papers, are we talking about the brothel workers local 469?
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      12-01-2015, 04:59 PM   #17169
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It's in Tokyo...good luck finding the emergency button
Just found our Tokyo elevator with a nice romantic view for both of us

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Oh I'm with you there, just a matter of confusion as to which type of justice was or wasn't being delivered.

Let's go with you story. What type of union is this? If Ax is supplying the papers, are we talking about the brothel workers local 469?
Whatever it is, it'll be fucked up and I'm afraid to think about the dues.
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Just found our Tokyo elevator with a nice romantic view for both of us

How are you ?
Doing well. We have a new town, Douchebag City, and you're welcome to join us, once you become a citizen.
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Doing well. We have a new town, Douchebag City, and you're welcome to join us, once you become a citizen.
Douchebag City sounds simple for me .
How about orgasmcity ?
And actually I am a citizen but I didn't knew it .
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      12-01-2015, 05:12 PM   #17173
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      12-01-2015, 05:19 PM   #17174
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Douchebag City sounds simple for me .
How about orgasmcity ?
And actually I am a citizen but I didn't knew it .
Citizen of the USA...not your weird make believe city!
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Citizen of the USA...not your weird make believe city!
Ones retired I leave this fucking country for sure and put my whole shit for sale !
In Belgium everything is weird...You have "O" idea !
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      12-01-2015, 05:51 PM   #17176
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LOL HE SAYS ORGASMCITY.




Oh fuck that hilarious. So on point. So on point.
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      12-01-2015, 08:00 PM   #17177
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Doing well. We have a new town, Douchebag City, and you're welcome to join us, once you become a citizen.
Does one need to own a BMW before they become a citizen of Douchebag City?
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Doing well. We have a new town, Douchebag City, and you're welcome to join us, once you become a citizen.
Does one need to own a BMW before they become a citizen of Douchebag City?
Of course, otherwise our town would be called Fargo or Pocatello Falls.
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Of course, otherwise our town would be called Fargo or Pocatello Falls.
Wait, Range Rover fits in Douchebag City. Right??
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Of course, otherwise our town would be called Fargo or Pocatello Falls.
Wait, Range Rover fits in Douchebag City. Right??
Is it an MRange Rover?
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It's Douchebagville. Get it right, people.
And we are losing our big opportunity because you guys are a bunch of boring dreamers. Cmon, let's do this!
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1. It's Douchebag City, per Imperial Doctor Dictator Gustavo.

2. I am a poor Dictator. Haven't stolen enough from the poor to fund the actual purchase.



NOW GET TO WORK. HAND ME YOUR PAYPALS.
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