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      06-21-2016, 01:14 PM   #31615
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Good evening ladies and gentlemen ...
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Good evening Philippe!
Thank "YOU"
What a pleasant surprise to meet my friend again ..

Was thinking today on you and Nia...No joke !
And,Mmmm..How can I say...I actually wonder when you speak with Nia , what name do you use to call her ?
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Hehe... I never get cheese on a burger cuz it feels like I am wasting money and calories. Too funny. It isn't that I CAN'T afford it, but it just doesn't feel WORTH IT.
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      06-21-2016, 01:45 PM   #31619
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I got parts for my M2. Thought I was balln'. Heh. Always a matter of perspective.
You'll always be balin' in my book, boo.
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I got laid on Father's Day, didn't have to use my AK. I say it was a good day.
Congrats !
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Thank "YOU"
What a pleasant surprise to meet my friend again ..

Was thinking today on you and Nia...No joke !
And,Mmmm..How can I say...I actually wonder when you speak with Nia , what name do you use to call her ?
Good to hear from you!

Usually just her first name. Occasionally "Ni". Jokingly, "Bae" (usually in retaliation when she uses it).
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I got laid on Father's Day, didn't have to use my AK. I say it was a good day.
Wait... you usually have to use your AK to get laid? I am pretty sure that is ... frowned upon.
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You'll always be balin' in my book, boo.
Like this?
I HATE autocorrect. Yes, Apple, I meant to type "ballin'."

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Wait... you usually have to use your AK to get laid? I am pretty sure that is ... frowned upon.
Depends on the country...
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Hehe... I never get cheese on a burger cuz it feels like I am wasting money and calories. Too funny. It isn't that I CAN'T afford it, but it just doesn't feel WORTH IT.
I stopped with the bun for the same reason.

But now i top my burger with a one egg cheddar & jalapeño jack cheese omelet. So yummy and still nets less calories that a plain burger and bun.
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Good to hear from you!

Usually just her first name. Occasionally "Ni". Jokingly, "Bae" (usually in retaliation when she uses it).
Awesome !

As for the name..

I've some advice for you again..
I'm sure you should try => "Sweetie"
Because when I like a beautiful girl I always call her Sweetie at once , and they all loved it !
You know girls really like compliments and the name Sweetie has a kind of charm as well ...
You call her and at the same time you let her hear that you love her !
How about that my friend ?

BTW....I had/have many Sweeties
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      06-21-2016, 02:04 PM   #31628
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Like this?
I HATE autocorrect. Yes, Apple, I meant to type "ballin'."

I think his leg is fucked up in the machine ?
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Awesome !

As for the name..

I've some advice for you again..
I'm sure you should try => "Sweetie"
Because when I like a beautiful girl I always call her Sweetie at once , and they all loved it !
You know girls really like compliments and the name Sweetie has a kind of charm as well ...
You call her and at the same time you let her hear that you love her !
How about that my friend ?

BTW....I had/have many Sweeties
Thanks for the advice my friend!

I do use words like that when talking to her, at the appropriate moments. Personally, I don't like making the situation too cute. She doesn't seem to mind, but I think I should try doing that a bit more lol.
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Thanks for the advice my friend!

I do use words like that when talking to her, at the appropriate moments. Personally, I don't like making the situation too cute. She doesn't seem to mind, but I think I should try doing that a bit more lol.
Update me with the result !
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      06-21-2016, 02:49 PM   #31631
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Update me with the result !
For sure!
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I think his leg is fucked up in the machine ?
I thought his other legs behind the stack of hay... oh wait... that fat knee-length thing on the left is his other LEG... I thought it was BETWEEN his legs. If that were the case, it would seem fairly normal sized, but yeah... if that's his leg, it is small. My bad.
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For sure!
I imagine this conversation:

Aatish: Hey Nia. You like how this feels. Awww yeah. I'ma call you "sweetie", OK.

Her: Ooh, that sounds nice. Why you calling me "sweetie".

Aatish: Well, I was talking to some dude from Belgium online and he is always saying how hot you are and I should call you "sweetie".

Her: (while bucking Aatish off) WTF! Who is this dude?

Aatish: (from his new location on the floor - after having been "thrown"): Just some guy online that posts pictures of cars and scantily-clad women.

Her: Uhhhh... bye.

Aatish: Logs onto BP and jerks it to pictures from (not of) Belgie.
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I imagine this conversation:

Aatish: Hey Nia. You like how this feels. Awww yeah. I'ma call you "sweetie", OK.

Her: Ooh, that sounds nice. Why you calling me "sweetie".

Aatish: Well, I was talking to some dude from Belgium online and he is always saying how hot you are and I should call you "sweetie".

Her: (while bucking Aatish off) WTF! Who is this dude?

Aatish: (from his new location on the floor - after having been "thrown"): Just some guy online that posts pictures of cars and scantily-clad women.

Her: Uhhhh... bye.

Aatish: Logs onto BP and jerks it to pictures from (not of) Belgie.
More...
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I thought his other legs behind the stack of hay... oh wait... that fat knee-length thing on the left is his other LEG... I thought it was BETWEEN his legs. If that were the case, it would seem fairly normal sized, but yeah... if that's his leg, it is small. My bad.
Honestly.. I first thought it was you !
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