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      01-13-2021, 04:52 PM   #4863
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I want a moat and a drawbridge. And a few crocs.
Claymores. You need claymores, as well.
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      01-13-2021, 05:31 PM   #4864
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I want a moat and a drawbridge. And a few crocs.
I'm biulding in the country and considered a moat/lazy river around the house
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      01-13-2021, 05:42 PM   #4865
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I want a moat and a drawbridge. And a few crocs.
Claymores. You need claymores, as well.
Excellent guidance! They would go nicely with a rooftop turret. 😁
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      01-13-2021, 06:37 PM   #4866
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Excellent guidance! They would go nicely with a rooftop turret. 😁
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I'm scared to ask but I must. Why are you building a dungeon?
I'm thinking of making my crawlspace a subterranean safe room of sorts. Could double as dungeon for unsuspecting individuals that enter my house however. Lockable trap door from inside however so wouldn't work very well.
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      01-13-2021, 08:01 PM   #4868
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I'm thinking of making my crawlspace a subterranean safe room of sorts. Could double as dungeon for unsuspecting individuals that enter my house however. Lockable trap door from inside however so wouldn't work very well.
Don't be an amateur. You need a sub-dungeon that has a lockable door that opens into the regular dungeon.

A dungeon within a dungeon.

Mind blown.
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Don't be an amateur. You need a sub-dungeon that has a lockable door that opens into the regular dungeon.

A dungeon within a dungeon.

Mind blown.
And what if the regular dungeon had a lockable door that opens into the sub-dungeon. Recursive dungeons.

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And what if the regular dungeon had a lockable door that opens into the sub-dungeon. Recursive dungeons.

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I'm liking the way your mind works...
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Which dungeon should have the mini gun?
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      01-13-2021, 09:05 PM   #4872
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Excellent guidance! They would go nicely with a rooftop turret. 😁
And flamethrowers. So freaking awesome!!
To melt the snow off said bridge?
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      01-14-2021, 06:14 AM   #4873
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Which dungeon should have the mini gun?
Mini gun would make too much noise in a dungeon. Why not just cover it in booby traps instead?
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      01-14-2021, 10:03 AM   #4874
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Which dungeon should have the mini gun?
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Mini gun would make too much noise in a dungeon. Why not just cover it in booby traps instead?
This is great advice, from Mein, Moddie. I'm going to recommend that you and any other members beginning any project, place your thoughts and plans in OT.

Money can't buy this kind of advice.
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I agree, mini gun is best for emplacements requiring wide fields of fire, like your front yard. Also they require a shit ton of ammo that would fill your dungeon pretty quick
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Yeah already have one in garage facing frontal attack.
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Don't be an amateur. You need a sub-dungeon that has a lockable door that opens into the regular dungeon.

A dungeon within a dungeon.

Mind blown.
Xhibit? Pimp my dungeon?
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