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      12-01-2015, 11:33 AM   #17095
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Absolutely. Some farmer named it after himself, I'm damn sure we can be just as vain.
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Population 15.
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      12-01-2015, 11:36 AM   #17096
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If you build it, they will come.
This would be the perfect slogan for a midget brothel!
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This would be the perfect slogan for a midget brothel!
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      12-01-2015, 11:38 AM   #17098
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But what if we started a little business that made balls....market them as Swet Balls!!!
Suck on my chocolate salty (swett) balls...
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      12-01-2015, 11:40 AM   #17099
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Population 15.
This brings the roommate thread back full circle....
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      12-01-2015, 11:41 AM   #17100
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Would you like to try some of my shweaty balls?
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This brings the roommate thread back full circle....
I think there's only one house in Swett... so... get comfortable.
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      12-01-2015, 11:44 AM   #17102
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It showed some mobile homes and most will live at the bar or track.
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      12-01-2015, 11:46 AM   #17103
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I have a vague recollection of little Ronny Howard in The Twilight Zone. . .
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      12-01-2015, 11:54 AM   #17104
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We could declare this tract of land Sovereign and then Lups could stay...
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We need a business plan to make this town profitable... $250k is a cheap investment, but building up houses and brothels would take a lot of funds, and we'd have to attract residents somehow.
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We need a business plan to make this town profitable... $250k is a cheap investment, but building up houses and brothels would take a lot of funds, and we'd have to attract residents somehow.
I think we've got that covered.

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We need a business plan to make this town profitable... $250k is a cheap investment, but building up houses and brothels would take a lot of funds, and we'd have to attract residents somehow.
I think we've got that covered.

The world HQ for the center of free love...?
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Midget porn capital of the US?
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      12-01-2015, 12:11 PM   #17110
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The world HQ for the center of free love...?
It ain't free. How we gonna turn a profit if it's free?!?!

Geez, post a couple of donks and you're mind gets all turned around.
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We need a few things for a start.

1. Municipal incorporation, along with a town name.
2. Charter.
3. Proposed governing body.
4. Law enforcement.

I propose Bimmerville or Douchebag City.
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I like Douchebag City, has a nice ring to it.



I CALL BEING MAYOR! DIBS!
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Silly Axius - Real power is in the town counsel...specifically the Chairperson...
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      12-01-2015, 12:24 PM   #17116
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Silly Axius - Real power is in the town counsel...specifically the Chairperson...
Dibbs on Sheriff!

that's where the real power is!
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