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      06-01-2016, 02:23 PM   #29943
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Grimmy is kinda crafty.



And not just because he's from Hong Kong.

Grimmy is a sneaky fuck. He's probably in your bushes watching you poop as we speak.
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      06-01-2016, 02:26 PM   #29944
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Grimmy is a sneaky fuck. He's probably in your bushes watching you poop as we speak.
Dammit. Now I have to change my seat.
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      06-01-2016, 02:26 PM   #29945
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Grimmy is a sneaky fuck. He's probably in your bushes watching you poop as we speak.
only if u look like anna kournikova
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      06-01-2016, 02:37 PM   #29946
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Dammit. Now I have to change my seat.
I just hung a curtain, but now he just taps on the window until curiosity gets to you and you pull it open.

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only if u look like anna kournikova
Now that I'm post OP I'd say I'm pretty damn close minus the adams apple.
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      06-01-2016, 02:40 PM   #29947
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I just hung a curtain, but now he just taps on the window until curiosity gets to you and you pull it open.



Now that I'm post OP I'd say I'm pretty damn close minus the adams apple.
we need to get u a ticker that resets everytime u mentioning "tranny".. and it wires us 1 dollar everytime it happens
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      06-01-2016, 03:00 PM   #29948
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As much as the 488 is ludicrous speed versus the 458, this right here is a work of sexiness... I love the F12, especially the f12 tdf, but this thing is just dayum...

458MM Speciale... of course, it's gonna cost you a pretty penny, but yeah... I want to know who had this built...





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Psh turbo meh.


You mean 458 Speciale.


JK I like the turbo one but it doesn't have that LOL I WILL CASTRATE YOU AND FUCK YOUR BITCH appeal like the Speciale.

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      06-01-2016, 05:11 PM   #29949
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It takes a couple years to go from talking to getting married. I'm guessing, by then, he'll have a 488.
Psh turbo meh.


You mean 458 Speciale.


JK I like the turbo one but it doesn't have that LOL I WILL CASTRATE YOU AND FUCK YOUR BITCH appeal like the Speciale.
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      06-01-2016, 05:21 PM   #29950
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      06-01-2016, 06:57 PM   #29951
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      06-01-2016, 10:55 PM   #29952
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      06-02-2016, 07:57 AM   #29953
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      06-02-2016, 08:01 AM   #29954
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      06-02-2016, 09:46 AM   #29955
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Girl who sits behind me was fired yesterday right before I left for the day. Sorry guys, no nudes - Failboat.
Wow. Banned.
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      06-02-2016, 10:32 AM   #29956
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Girl who sits behind me was fired yesterday right before I left for the day. Sorry guys, no nudes - Failboat.
She's just fired, she's not dead. I heard she lives like 5 minutes away...
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      06-02-2016, 10:40 AM   #29957
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Girl who sits behind me was fired yesterday right before I left for the day. Sorry guys, no nudes - Failboat.
What????! No more mamacita diaries?

Why'd she get fired?

Do you have her contact info?
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      06-02-2016, 10:44 AM   #29958
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Slept til 8:30, got to work at 10, took an hour lunch..., uhhhhh


Dudes on my softball team are getting all butt hurt calling each other out on emails going to the whole team..., I'm the coach..., playing babysitter..., what in the fuck. It's a coed rec league for fucks sake lol
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      06-02-2016, 11:01 AM   #29959
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      06-02-2016, 11:07 AM   #29960
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She's just fired, she's not dead. I heard she lives like 5 minutes away...
I gave her a ride in the car yesterday. Complained why it was so loud, why I don't like having the A/C on as I told her I drive with the windows down and saying how she is a diva and needs the A/C. I was like bitch please.

In Mike Francesa's voice, I'll pass.
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      06-02-2016, 11:10 AM   #29961
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What????! No more mamacita diaries?

Why'd she get fired?

Do you have her contact info?
She got fired because she has been calling out every Tuesday for the past month and takes a two hour lunch from 12-2 (mind you she would always stroll in from 10:30-11AM) AND then take another hour break from 4-5PM. Plus she messed up on the budget reports last week.

Edit: I do have her contact info.
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      06-02-2016, 11:20 AM   #29962
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She's just fired, she's not dead. I heard she lives like 5 minutes away...
I gave her a ride in the car yesterday. Complained why it was so loud, why I don't like having the A/C on as I told her I drive with the windows down and saying how she is a diva and needs the A/C. I was like bitch please.

In Mike Francesa's voice, I'll pass.
Did you give her a sympathetic dick to cry on...?
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MKSixer I ran across this on FB. Please do this to the M6!!
So much win in this pic...

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