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grimlock · 06-06-2016, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Only if she bites...

but can't your wiener stand a bite from a little asian girl? (even if it is Bimmette)
i've always imagined your p*nis as arnold-schwarnegger-like (not that I do imagine it) .. also Jtodd don't read this message is not for you for

grimlock · 06-06-2016, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Well, knowing you, yes

does the 'you' refer to his homo-ness or yours truly?

grimlock · 06-06-2016, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol you're right, thank god I bought the Tesla. Thanks to the Autopilot System, not only can I get head while doing 80, I can get the whole shabang!

or in this case, the whole he-bang

grimlock · 06-06-2016, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Dude... you know when a bad time for head is? Right, me neither. THERE isn't one. Church... fine. Family reunion... yep (as long as she is not an attendee). During performance review at work... marginal, but #worth.

I think the Tesla was the right car for you... smh

Edit: I did roll a car at 70 once on I94... but that was well afterward and was the result of her having a psychotic episode... unrelated to the road head.

interesting.. care to expand? .. oops there i go again

jtodd_fl · 06-06-2016, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

interesting.. care to expand? .. oops there i go again

For some reason, all the women I dated prior to my meeting my wife had... separation... issues when the time came.

This one, in particular, I was not even breaking up with. Simply explaining that a study abroad program, which had been discussed MANY times before had been finalized and I was leaving for Europe in a few months. Here response, at 70 mph, was toy and the wheel... of her car. Heh. I was driving her car for reasons previously mentioned. Yep. Trip to the hospital. All in all.. assessing the nearly year I dated her... #worth!

///M Power-Belgium · 06-06-2016, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

but can't your wiener stand a bite from a little asian girl? (even if it is Bimmette)
i've always imagined your p*nis as arnold-schwarnegger-like (not that I do imagine it) .. also Jtodd don't read this message is not for you for

Check her teeth my friend , even a Schwarzenegger wiener would hurt .
Do you know a wood scrape ?

silvergray545 · 06-06-2016, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

What's happening? Did you track this weekend?(contact:100301)

Not much. Another day, another dollar (spent). Sears hardware was running a sale on their tools. I decided to go in and clean house. Picked up $1,200 worth of shit for $640 out the door. Did pretty well.

Not this past weekend. I'll be down there this weekend though. I just took a look at the run group I'll be with. It's a lot of 997/991 GT3/GT3 RS/Turbos, Corvettes/Z06s, GTRs and a R8. Should be an interesting event. I'll probably come back looking for superchargers. Lol

What's new with you?

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Most important question of the week on OT...

What was the ratio of Verbiage Penis to your GF in the videos your mind created while you were dreaming about him having sex?

*gets out gayness scale decoder ring - wishes it went to 11*

Of all people, you would be the one to ask how big his dick is.

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Not much man. Talked to her through out the weekend but didn't see her in person. Got lunch or/and dinner planned for sometime this week. Probably stop by during her break and buy her a coffee.

This is assuming I'm not swamped with other shit.

How about you? Any interesting developments on your end?

Nice! Do it. How far is she from your work?

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude!! That made my fucking DAY! Probably the entire week.

Well, shit. I'm a damn savage.

She was a Latina mix. Grew up down south. Could only pick up a slight accent on certain words. Legs and ass for days.

When I woke up, I was like legit pissed at you.

Fucking savage.

silvergray545 · 06-06-2016, 11:35 AM

Shit. It's lunch time already.

UncleWede · 06-06-2016, 11:36 AM

dejavu all over again. I SWEAR I have read the last 2 pages before. Even had to check I was on the last pages, and they were posted today.

(watches for agents to appear)

grimlock · 06-06-2016, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

For some reason, all the women I dated prior to my meeting my wife had... separation... issues when the time came.

This one, in particular, I was not even breaking up with. Simply explaining that a study abroad program, which had been discussed MANY times before had been finalized and I was leaving for Europe in a few months. Here response, at 70 mph, was toy and the wheel... of her car. Heh. I was driving her car for reasons previously mentioned. Yep. Trip to the hospital. All in all.. assessing the nearly year I dated her... #worth!

hmm.. overly attached GF?

grimlock · 06-06-2016, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Check her teeth my friend , even a Schwarzenegger wiener would hurt .
Do you know a wood scrape ?

well it would be worth it from the pic..

just no stiches though..

///M Power-Belgium · 06-06-2016, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

well it would be worth it from the pic..

just no stiches though..

Think I prefer a car accident , than stiches in my dick !

grimlock · 06-06-2016, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

dejavu all over again. I SWEAR I have read the last 2 pages before. Even had to check I was on the last pages, and they were posted today.

(watches for agents to appear)

you've been here before.. my first time

grimlock · 06-06-2016, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Think I prefer a car accident , than stiches in my dick !

with Jtodd's ex you'd get both

not-so-serious/fun question: Bimmette or Sara? (can PM if you don't want to post the answer

)

Verbiage · 06-06-2016, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Shit. It's lunch time already.

Quoting this one since it's shorter. Lolz.

But mmmmm sounds like my type; fiery.

You know you can't handle them bruh! Just save them for me.

EDIT: Wait she grew up down south?!

///M Power-Belgium · 06-06-2016, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

with Jtodd's ex you'd get both

not-so-serious/fun question: Bimmette or Sara? (can PM if you don't want to post the answer

)

Ohhh...That's quite simple for me ...
I'll take both for a trio and everyone is happy

jtodd_fl · 06-06-2016, 11:55 AM

Lala land.

Aatish · 06-06-2016, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Shit. It's lunch time already.

Conveniently, she works 5 minutes or so from one of my properties. I'm usually there in the mid to late afternoon.

UncleWede · 06-06-2016, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Lala land.

coming or going?

grimlock · 06-06-2016, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Ohhh...That's quite simple for me ...
I'll take both for a trio and everyone is happy

nice

Verbiage · 06-06-2016, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Conveniently, she works 5 minutes or so from one of my properties. I'm usually there in the mid to late afternoon.

Same quote logic?

jtodd_fl · 06-06-2016, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

For some reason, all the women I dated prior to my meeting my wife had... separation... issues when the time came.

This one, in particular, I was not even breaking up with. Simply explaining that a study abroad program, which had been discussed MANY times before had been finalized and I was leaving for Europe in a few months. Here response, at 70 mph, was toy and the wheel... of her car. Heh. I was driving her car for reasons previously mentioned. Yep. Trip to the hospital. All in all.. assessing the nearly year I dated her... #worth!

hmm.. overly attached GF?

For real. The ER nurse asked (literally)

"I just got in. Where you the accident in 94 at the Jackson exit? I didn't think anyone survived."

Lulz. Thank [insert being/person/deity of your choice] for seat belts.

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