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      01-09-2020, 10:06 AM   #25169
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My two cents is to just get off the gas when you see the cop, if you're going that fast he's probably already seen you, hard braking, downshifting etc actually draws more attention to you. But what do I know.
Obviously nothing about CaliHP. I was in a pack. We all came over the rise and saw the fine, outstanding officer on the side of the road. I lifted, everyone else's nose dove into the ground. Guess how i know he was such a fine officer? He asked for my autograph
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      01-09-2020, 11:07 AM   #25174
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Yes, a downshift that uses engine braking to suddenly slow the car without brake lights to alert the driver behind the woman...while the individual behind the woman is distracted looking at the cop and doesn't notice a sudden slow down of the vehicle ahead....this sounds like a good plan....

Not that it isn't still the individuals fault if he rear ends her...but I like how you've come up with an inventive way of how women can make driving more challenging. Kudos!

Truth be told, I can pretty much twist anything to be a little jab, just to play in your mind a little more, for it is a wonderful place to play.

But I actually agree with you here...a downshift can be useful if driving stick, but it really doesn't scrub off a whole lot of speed, so only useful if you are slightly in excess of the grace zone.

If you are really speeding, throw out the anchor and hope that the cop wasn't doing radar and doesn't have a reading. Or assumes you are really quite sorry and will be a model citizen from now on and doesn't invite you to a little roadside conversation about bad habits acquired and the consequences of such.

Especially if you are trying to "rev match" and completely botch it up!
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Especially if you are trying to "rev match" and completely botch it up!
Or you money shift it. Amirite cmyx6go ?
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      01-09-2020, 12:01 PM   #25177
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My two cents is to just get off the gas when you see the cop, if you're going that fast he's probably already seen you, hard braking, downshifting etc actually draws more attention to you. But what do I know.
just fly by him and hope he wasnt paying attention is what i do. or hope youre going too fast and hes like, fuck it, i wont catch up.
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      01-09-2020, 12:14 PM   #25178
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Or you money shift it. Amirite cmyx6go ?
I thought that looked like my transmission on the road in my rear view mirror. You crack me up...
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SO is LEO.
DiCap? You COUGAR, you.


Joekerr you missed this hanging curveball, sometimes trying to be too intellectual in your digs - SMH
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      01-09-2020, 01:23 PM   #25182
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DiCap? You COUGAR, you.


Joekerr you missed this hanging curveball, sometimes trying to be too intellectual in your digs - SMH
Why do all your posts leave me looking sideways and reading trying to understand WTF you're talking about?

I said my SO is LEO and I'm a cougar? What went over my head? Is it just me?
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Why do all your posts leave me looking sideways and reading trying to understand WTF you're talking about?

I said my SO is LEO and I'm a cougar? What went over my head? Is it just me?
Sounds like me and my lovely bride.
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      01-09-2020, 01:26 PM   #25184
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SO is LEO.
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DiCap? You COUGAR, you.
Actually, according to Ricky Gervais, Leonardo Dicaprio much prefers the company of young women. Apparently. Not that I'm saying anything about cmyx6go ...just that it wouldn't be a cougar that attracts him...


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Joekerr you missed this hanging curveball, sometimes trying to be too intellectual in your digs - SMH
We each have our own individual spheres in which we feel comfortable. You have yours, and I have the higher echelons of the english language that I'm comfortable in. To each their own!
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Why do all your posts leave me looking sideways and reading trying to understand WTF you're talking about?

I said my SO is LEO and I'm a cougar? What went over my head? Is it just me?
See my post. I'm adept at translating various members here. It all started with Lups.

He's using a play on LEO to be Leonardo Dicaprio. A man who is significantly younger than Monsieur Wede. I imagine, as such, he thinks anyone who is with Leo must be a cougar...somehow...haven't quite got that link straight in my head just yet...but I think so...
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Sounds like me and my lovely bride.
Oh...so when she told you to buy the Porsche, you looked at her sideways trying to figure out what she was saying? Or did that one compute just fine?

I'm pretty sure I know what my response would be if my wife told me to go buy a P-car.
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Actually, according to Ricky Gervais, Leonardo Dicaprio much prefers the company of young women. Apparently. Not that I'm saying anything about cmyx6go ...just that it wouldn't be a cougar that attracts him...
Ohhhh, OK! I got it now.
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See my post. I'm adept at translating various members here. It all started with Lups.

He's using a play on LEO to be Leonardo Dicaprio. A man who is significantly younger than Monsieur Wede. I imagine, as such, he thinks anyone who is with Leo must be a cougar...somehow...haven't quite got that link straight in my head just yet...but I think so...
I'll help translate this one. He's calling me an old lady
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