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bimmette · 09-19-2016, 10:18 AM

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Yeah and I said don't sit near me. There's not mushroom.

OMG. Did you bust a cap in him to stem the tide of his affections?

Hahaha

Ok today I learned that I like my own jokes a little too much but I brightened up my gloomy Monday morning!

jtodd_fl · 09-19-2016, 10:24 AM

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Hahaha

Ok today I learned that I like my own jokes a little too much but I brightened up my gloomy Monday morning!

Hey, I can't blame you. I'm the funniest guy I know. If I don't laugh at my own jokes, who will?

Axius · 09-19-2016, 11:15 AM

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Hey, I can't blame you. I'm the funniest guy I know. If I don't laugh at my own jokes, who will?

You could do what I do, pay some college drop out kid to follow me around and laugh at my jokes so I appear funnier. So far it hasn't worked, but it's good for self esteem at least.

Dang3r · 09-19-2016, 11:35 AM

Dude, this is called "child work"

Aatish · 09-19-2016, 03:09 PM

*facepalm*

Mr Tonka · 09-19-2016, 03:32 PM

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I just found out I'm a two-faced snake

Presumably the tags don't allow dashes...

That's ok, PoorLurker will at some point find out that Quincy also think's he's a fat buddy.

UncleWede · 09-19-2016, 04:37 PM

Hey Lups what happened to the Fins yesterday vs. the NA young guns??? 4-1???

Aatish · 09-19-2016, 05:24 PM

Gonna use an air fryer to make ghetto garlic bread...

08njSTEP · 09-19-2016, 07:02 PM

Took a girl to Windows on the World(top of WTC) for dinner. She ordered mushroom lasagne. It came and she revealed that she didn't like mushrooms. WHAT!?
It's called mushroom lasagne, what part of mushrooms was unclear. It was quite delicious.

///M Power-Belgium · 09-19-2016, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

Took a girl to Windows on the World(top of WTC) for dinner. She ordered mushroom lasagne. It came and she revealed that she didn't like mushrooms. WHAT!?
It's called mushroom lasagne, what part of mushrooms was unclear. It was quite delicious.

I'm sure your girl is blonde...

PoorLurker · 09-19-2016, 07:16 PM

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That's ok, PoorLurker will at some point find out that Quincy also think's he's a fat buddy.

Who is Quincy?

Also, my mom said I am big boned with a thyroid problem.

jtodd_fl · 09-19-2016, 08:15 PM

The entire city of San Francisco smells like weed. That is all.

shoei · 09-19-2016, 08:21 PM

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The entire city of San Francisco smells like weed. That is all.

Disagree... I spend a metric fuck ton of time up there unfortunately and it smells like homeless people and tears of people being forced out of their homes after living there for decades so they can charge 6 times the amount for tech people...

jtodd_fl · 09-19-2016, 08:23 PM

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The entire city of San Francisco smells like weed. That is all.

Disagree... I spend a metric fuck ton of time up there unfortunately and it smells like homeless people and tears of people being forced out of their homes after living there for decades so they can charge 6 times the amount for tech people...

Those tears fill the bongs. It's a lovely stew of weed and the detritus of gentrification.

MKSixer · 09-19-2016, 08:24 PM

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Disagree... I spend a metric fuck ton of time up there unfortunately and it smells like homeless people and tears of people being forced out of their homes after living there for decades so they can charge 6 times the amount for tech people...

How are your plans for the Soylent Green factory coming?

shoei · 09-19-2016, 08:26 PM

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Disagree... I spend a metric fuck ton of time up there unfortunately and it smells like homeless people and tears of people being forced out of their homes after living there for decades so they can charge 6 times the amount for tech people...

How are your plans for the Soylent Green factory coming?

I had to google that... if you are going to make movie references, can you pick something AFTER I was born?!!

We're not all almost out to pasture, sheesh...

MKSixer · 09-19-2016, 08:28 PM

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I had to google that... if you are going to make movie references, can you pick something AFTER I was born?!!

We're not all almost out to pasture, sheesh...

Great question deflection. Nice try.

Have you already started production? Did the FDA approve it yet?

jtodd_fl · 09-19-2016, 08:30 PM

Do want x 2. Need to harvest organs.

shoei · 09-19-2016, 08:31 PM

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The entire city of San Francisco smells like weed. That is all.

Disagree... I spend a metric fuck ton of time up there unfortunately and it smells like homeless people and tears of people being forced out of their homes after living there for decades so they can charge 6 times the amount for tech people...

Those tears fill the bongs. It's a lovely stew of weed and the detritus of gentrification.

With that said there's a couple of really good restaurants I frequent in the area...

Best Indian (Pakistani) food ever - Aslam's Rasoli... ask for the chicken tandoori but boneless... Their tikka masala sauce is also like liquid crack...

Italian (Pizza really) - Tony's Napoletana closest thing I've ever had to NYC pizza outside of NYC... Meatballs are also frickin' amazing... Nice sit down restaurant...

Sushi - Saru Sushi... Also, their toasted rice green tea is some secret where they won't tell you where it's from...

shoei · 09-19-2016, 08:32 PM

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Do want x 2. Need to harvest organs.

Would probably suggest skipping MKSixer for organ harvesting... Judging from timeline of movies, his insides are probably close to turning to sand at this point...

jtodd_fl · 09-19-2016, 08:33 PM

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With that said there's a couple of really good restaurants I frequent in the area...

Best Indian (Pakistani) food ever - Aslam's Rasoli... ask for the chicken tandoori but boneless... Their tikka masala sauce is also like liquid crack...

Italian (Pizza really) - Tony's Napoletana closest thing I've ever had to NYC pizza outside of NYC... Meatballs are also frickin' amazing... Nice sit down restaurant...

Sushi - Saru Sushi... Also, their toasted rice green tea is some secret where they won't tell you where it's from...

Thanks. I'll look them up. Maybe I can change one of my reservations for the week! Love to try one of those.

Mr Tonka · 09-19-2016, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

With that said there's a couple of really good restaurants I frequent in the area...

Best Indian (Pakistani) food ever - Aslam's Rasoli... ask for the chicken tandoori but boneless... Their tikka masala sauce is also like liquid crack...

Italian (Pizza really) - Tony's Napoletana closest thing I've ever had to NYC pizza outside of NYC... Meatballs are also frickin' amazing... Nice sit down restaurant...

Sushi - Saru Sushi... Also, their toasted rice green tea is some secret where they won't tell you where it's from...

Brenda's French Soul Food for breakfast.

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