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250,000? WTF, no way is she going to finish gard school. At that rate first class porn star future.
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09-11-2008, 10:47 PM | #26 |
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After 250,000 guys, you'll literally be jumping in.
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09-11-2008, 11:23 PM | #29 |
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Hahaha, be sure to tell him that.
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09-11-2008, 11:40 PM | #30 |
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I bet she is not even a virgin.
Polygraph....done by whom? I want to see the results. Medical exam cannot prove shit. There are several vaginal reconstruction and rejuvenation procedures available. Make her look like a 15 y.o. I hope the guy who wins has herpes.
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can't you get like 200 1st class pornstar/hookers with 250k? that's like 2 years supply of sex, assuming you are up to it.
or you can get 200k+ Lambo and it will also supply you with endless sex... what do i know... |
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So true.. use that $250,000 to buy a lambo and watch the parade of virgin pussy throw themselves at you.
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09-12-2008, 02:21 AM | #34 |
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If a girl gives up the v-card for a guy in a lambo, chances are she's not a virgin.
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LOL!
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Eeeew...imagine if this really happened and you are guy #250,000. I guess in this case, you don't save the best for last.
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This girl is ugly and fat... ewwww, not worth doing it for free even. (I bet she doesn't even shave )
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An ugly woman walks into a store with 2 kids... boy and a girl, ages 4 and 10, and guy at the register says "are they twins?" The woman looks at the guy with an attitude and says, "why would you think they're twins?" The man replies... "Cause I can't believe someone would fuck you twice."
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What radio station was it? Did they post something on their website?
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