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      09-11-2008, 09:40 PM   #23
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What the F man? Funny but that shit came from left field
????? cotton balls????? I'm sorry, but I have a hard time believing that...
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      09-11-2008, 10:13 PM   #24
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i'm not sure i'd want to go to a marriage counselor/psychologist that sold her virginity for grad school.
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      09-11-2008, 10:18 PM   #25
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250,000? WTF, no way is she going to finish gard school. At that rate first class porn star future.
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      09-11-2008, 10:47 PM   #26
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OK...so we got 2 guys so far. We need 249,998 more guys. Come on, jump in guys!
After 250,000 guys, you'll literally be jumping in.
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      09-11-2008, 11:00 PM   #27
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After 250,000 guys, you'll literally be jumping in.
HAHAHAHAHAAso true! See, its because of these kind of informed, educated, funny posts that I hate Spool and not you... damn Spool...
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wtf.
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      09-11-2008, 11:23 PM   #29
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HAHAHAHAHAAso true! See, its because of these kind of informed, educated, funny posts that I hate Spool and not you... damn Spool...
Hahaha, be sure to tell him that.
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I bet she is not even a virgin.

Polygraph....done by whom? I want to see the results.

Medical exam cannot prove shit. There are several vaginal reconstruction and rejuvenation procedures available. Make her look like a 15 y.o.

I hope the guy who wins has herpes.
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can't you get like 200 1st class pornstar/hookers with 250k? that's like 2 years supply of sex, assuming you are up to it.

or you can get 200k+ Lambo and it will also supply you with endless sex...

what do i know...
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ok. i wanna sell my virginity too. but 2,500 is already more than enough. need to pay for my rims
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      09-12-2008, 01:55 AM   #33
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can't you get like 200 1st class pornstar/hookers with 250k? that's like 2 years supply of sex, assuming you are up to it.

or you can get 200k+ Lambo and it will also supply you with endless sex...

what do i know...
So true.. use that $250,000 to buy a lambo and watch the parade of virgin pussy throw themselves at you.
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      09-12-2008, 02:21 AM   #34
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So true.. use that $250,000 to buy a lambo and watch the parade of virgin pussy throw themselves at you.
If a girl gives up the v-card for a guy in a lambo, chances are she's not a virgin.
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      09-12-2008, 03:31 AM   #35
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ok. i wanna sell my virginity too. but 2,500 is already more than enough. need to pay for my rims
are you a shemale or something?
if the answer is yes, give spool a pm and you will get your $2500
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      09-12-2008, 03:31 AM   #36
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After 250,000 guys, you'll literally be jumping in.
LOL!
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LOL!
yea, a sea of men and STD...
try to picture that, maybe not.
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      09-12-2008, 03:41 AM   #38
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yea, a sea of men and STD...
try to picture that, maybe not.
Eeeew...imagine if this really happened and you are guy #250,000. I guess in this case, you don't save the best for last.
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      09-12-2008, 07:20 AM   #39
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hey, your back Gordon!
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can't you get like 200 1st class pornstar/hookers with 250k? that's like 2 years supply of sex, assuming you are up to it.

or you can get 200k+ Lambo and it will also supply you with endless sex...

what do i know...
$250k, you can pay for a trip to Vegas, a suite at the Wynn, 10+ HOT escorts, for a caligula style orgy, and still have like $100k+ left over. (Or you can buy a Lambo, which is wiser IMO.)

This girl is ugly and fat... ewwww, not worth doing it for free even. (I bet she doesn't even shave )
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I just heard on the radio this morning that she is a FRAUD and actually has two little kids!

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I just heard on the radio this morning that she is a FRAUD and actually has two little kids!

Reminds me of this joke...

An ugly woman walks into a store with 2 kids... boy and a girl, ages 4 and 10, and guy at the register says "are they twins?"

The woman looks at the guy with an attitude and says, "why would you think they're twins?"

The man replies... "Cause I can't believe someone would fuck you twice."
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I just heard on the radio this morning that she is a FRAUD and actually has two little kids!

Not sure that is true. Just did a google search and couldn't find anything to confirm that.

What radio station was it? Did they post something on their website?
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