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      02-12-2019, 10:34 AM   #2267
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I haven't been in here in a few days. Some gold in here recently.

I'll touch on the bathroom etiquette not only at the gym but in general and at work. I used to be a tattoo artist and clean hands are HUGE to me. In order to obtain a license, part of the class was an hour long on how to wash your hands correctly and what to do after. (not touching the faucet with bare hands, how to dry, how to remove rubber gloves etc.) At the gym it absolutely amazes me at how many people I see come out of the toilet/urinal area that do not wash their hands after. Thankfully the gym has hand sanitizer, spray and paper towels about every 5 feet. Recently at work, I notice every morning someone comes into the office and takes a massive shit in the mens restroom and doesn't flush the toilet. There are only two men that work in the office, one of which is me and the other is the plant manager. It is possible that it is a production employee but there are only a few that have access to the office during non-business hours. The biggest thing that pisses me off about this is this is the bathroom that is used by visitors who come by our facility. The paints a fantastic picture of who we are as a business to other companies that do business with us.

A younger guy probably around 18-22 age range started the gym last week and does not understand personal space at all. It seems that every time I'm in the middle of a set this jack ass will get within inches of me. Last night I decided the next time he does it I'm going to drop a dumbbell on his foot.
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      02-12-2019, 10:51 AM   #2268
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Just when did my dick become infected? I don't piss on my hands, and urine is sterile anyways. If I scratch where me belt hits my muffin, do I need to wash my hands? How about it I scratch my arm? My leg? What about if I just adjust myself thru my pockets?

I breach my skin on the regular, with finger pricks to test my blood (3-5/day), and shots (4+/day) to take my insulin. I don't EVER wipe the area with alcohol. In 37+ years, not a single injection site or finger infection.
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      02-12-2019, 10:51 AM   #2269
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All this talk of bathroom hygiene reminds me of something I saw outside of the gym or work place. I was at a club/sports bar one night for the Salsa dancing event. I was in the men's room washing up when I saw this guy come out after dropping a deuce. He proceeds to just walk straight out of the restroom. No washing. No nothing. Later he's in the dance class before the open dancing started grabbing all these unsuspecting women's hands.
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      02-12-2019, 11:06 AM   #2270
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If we are moving to work bathroom stories... the one I found oddly fascinating was walking into the bathroom to find a guy washing his bare feet in the sink.

Come to find out a little later that it was due to religious purposes and he was getting ready to pray, but definitely took me off guard!
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      02-13-2019, 10:02 AM   #2271
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It grosses me out when I'm dropping a deuce in the work bathroom and I can hear someone brushing their teeth. Bro, my fecal matter is in the air!
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      02-14-2019, 04:13 PM   #2272
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      02-18-2019, 03:13 PM   #2273
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