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      03-01-2016, 08:00 AM   #23651
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After that, it's on bitches!!
Hear that everyone?

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And...?
My undying love?
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Hear that everyone?



My love?
Close but no cigar.
You left out, 'undying'. Fail.
I was ready to call the shipping company for you.
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Close but no cigar.
You left out, 'undying'. Fail.
I was ready to call the shipping company for you.
Oh... I see. MKSixer like Vampires. Oh wait, that is undead. My bad.

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Close but no cigar.
You left out, 'undying'. Fail.
I was ready to call the shipping company for you.
Goddammit!


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Oh... I see. MKSixer like Vampires. Oh wait, that is undead. My bad.

Verbiage That's you on bottom.
I always wanted to marry Kristen Stewart. That's her, right? She looks 12 there. But IDGAF.
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I always wanted to marry Kristen Stewart. That's her, right? She looks 12 there. But IDGAF.
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I'll get different faces from her in the bedroom.
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I'll get different faces from her in the bedroom.
It's possible. Disappointed isn't on the chart.

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It's possible. Disappointed isn't on the chart.

BAM (sorry - couldn't let it pass)
Can't you tell my sarcasm, anymore? This was set up just for you.

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I always wanted to marry Kristen Stewart. That's her, right? She looks 12 there. But IDGAF.
She always has the same facial expression though. For fucks sake girl, show some damn excitement once in a while.
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She does only have one face.
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She always has the same facial expression though. For fucks sake girl, show some damn excitement once in a while.
But she's wonderful.

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She does only have one face.
Soon to have cum on it.......in my magazine.
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She does only have one face.
Deep thoughts, by 1MOREMOD

Problem is, I cannot tell whether you meant this LITERALLY or were just agreeing. Either way, you remain an enigma. Much respect,
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Problem is, I cannot tell whether you meant this LITERALLY or were just agreeing. Either way, you remain an enigma. Much respect,
All hail 1MOREMOD
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Problem is, I cannot tell whether you meant this LITERALLY or were just agreeing. Either way, you remain an enigma. Much respect,
I can be none other than myself.
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Problem is, I cannot tell whether you meant this LITERALLY or were just agreeing. Either way, you remain an enigma. Much respect,
You have to help me write his book. I don't think I have the brainpower for it.
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You have to help me write his book. I don't think I have the brainpower for it.
I write erotic novels in my spare time. Can I help write too?
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I write erotic novels in my spare time. Can I help write too?
Does erotica apply to extraterrestrials? I do hear they are into some freakish things.
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I write erotic novels in my spare time. Can I help write too?
No you are nasty boy.
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Does erotica apply to extraterrestrials? I do hear they are into some freakish things.
Absolutely, they just stick different things into different holes. Still just as messy, if not a little more!

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No you are nasty boy.
That's my nickname in the sack. Nasty Boy. Even got it embroidered on my undergarments so I storm in the room like a WWE match.
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There's like a new boob grace period, right? Like, before any roughhousing can take place.



Not like I roughhouse titties or anything, just sayin'.
Roughhousing is encouraged once the incision is fully healed.

I have a friend who though one of her implants burst because she heard and felt a sharp snap and all of a sudden her left boob was softer to touch and hung more naturally. She freaked out and went to the Dr to make sure it wasn't punctured since it was a silicone gel implant rather than saline. Turns out what she heard and felt was some scar tissue breaking up. That should have happened much earlier in the process if they were handled more aggressively from the beginning. She confirmed this because her BF's (now husband) routine was to use his right hand to hold up her left leg and his left hand to fondle right boob..... always..... every time.... WITHOUT exception. lol

I assume he's getting better at being ambidextrous in the bedroom these days. haha
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That's my nickname in the sack. Nasty Boy. Even got it embroidered on my undergarments so I storm in the room like a WWE match.
Oh god.

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Roughhousing is encouraged once the incision is fully healed.

I have a friend who though one of her implants burst because she heard and felt a sharp snap and all of a sudden her left boob was softer to touch and hung more naturally. She freaked out and went to the Dr to make sure it wasn't punctured since it was a silicone gel implant rather than saline. Turns out what she heard and felt was some scar tissue breaking up. That should have happened much earlier in the process if they were handled more aggressively from the beginning. She confirmed this because her BF's (now husband) routine was to use his right hand to hold up her right leg and his left hand to fondle left boob..... always..... every time.... WITHOUT exception. lol

I assume he's getting better at being ambidextrous in the bedroom these days. haha
LMAO! Old habits are hard to break, I suppose. Don't think I've ever tried that one LOL.
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Roughhousing is encouraged once the incision is fully healed.

I have a friend who though one of her implants burst because she heard and felt a sharp snap and all of a sudden her left boob was softer to touch and hung more naturally. She freaked out and went to the Dr to make sure it wasn't punctured since it was a silicone gel implant rather than saline. Turns out what she heard and felt was some scar tissue breaking up. That should have happened much earlier in the process if they were handled more aggressively from the beginning. She confirmed this because her BF's (now husband) routine was to use his right hand to hold up her right leg and his left hand to fondle left boob..... always..... every time.... WITHOUT exception. lol

I assume he's getting better at being ambidextrous in the bedroom these days. haha
Is that called a crossover in technical terms?
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