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Move to FL

80 degrees and sunny.

Plus they have beeches there... (yes beeches)
Yeah ..I know FL is fantastic but your words make it sound easy ,but actually it's not so easy.. the problem is to leave my family and friends .
What about my job ? (just made a huge promotion after 14 years in my Japanese company) and my houses ? My cars ?
My dad died last year and my mother is alone in the house and needs my support because I'm the only child ,ect...
In short we/I/you need to think on everything , because I'm responsible for pretty much everything on my side.

Anyway thank you my friend for the proposal !
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Yeah, that's why it's a cat plan.

I love dogs.
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Yeah ..I know FL is fantastic but your words make it sound easy ,but actually it's not so easy.. the problem is to leave my family and friends .
What about my job ? (just made a huge promotion after 14 years in my Japanese company) and my houses ? My cars ?
My dad died last year and my mother is alone in the house and needs my support because I'm the only child ,ect...
In short we/I/you need to think on everything , because I'm responsible for pretty much everything on my side.

Anyway thank you my friend for the proposal !
Bring mama along!
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Yeah, that's why it's a cat plan.
There was a typo. I meant Cats.
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Yeah, that's why it's a cat plan.
There was a typo. I meant Cats.
Crazy dog lady doesn't have the same appeal. The likelihood that I'll constantly smell like canned tuna is much lower.
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Everyone is in a holding cell because it turns out it's still illegal to go out and grab a random woman by the pussy.

I used my one "phone call" for this post.
Now you sound like a pussy , while I know you are not !

BTW....Meanwhile how's the seat position on your new red Pinarello ?
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Crazy dog lady doesn't have the same appeal. The likelihood that I'll constantly smell like canned tuna is much lower.
Hadn't really thought of it that way...
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Bring mama along!
Yeah right Ernie...And my chicks and money too .

No wait...This sounds not that bad at all ...

On a serious note ...Philippe is not the guy who likes unknown situations .
Everything is planned in details in my life and my job is cause of a big part of it..
In short...I'm sorry it's not possible for the moment , but maybe in the future yes , at least when I survive the work stress till I hit one day my retirement...

BTW...Mama would make me crazy !
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Yeah, that's why it's a cat plan.
There was a typo. I meant Cats.
Crazy dog lady doesn't have the same appeal. The likelihood that I'll constantly smell like canned tuna is much lower.
Some women smell like that without the cats... or canned tuna.
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Some women smell like that without the cats... or canned tuna.
Depends of she got a shower or not ...
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Everyone is in a holding cell because it turns out it's still illegal to go out and grab a random woman by the pussy.

I used my one "phone call" for this post.
Now you sound like a pussy , while I know you are not !

BTW....Meanwhile how's the seat position on your new red Pinarello ?
It's good. 5 rides and 330k on it and zero complaints. Still went ahead and ordered the zero set back seat post though. If I can move the saddle a little more forward I can drop the bars down a bit more.

I like everything about it so far.
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Depends of she got a shower or not ...
I think so women stink even when they shower, it's some kind of condition.
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It's good. 5 rides and 330k on it and zero complaints. Still went ahead and ordered the zero set back seat post though. If I can move the saddle a little more forward I can drop the bars down a bit more.

I like everything about it so far.
Nice to hear...Awesome !


Meanwhile I can't wait to watch the World Championship cyclo-cross in Bieles (Luxembourg)
Sunday 1-29/2017 here => http://bieles2017.lu/nl/
Advice: You should watch it too...
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I think so women stink even when they shower, it's some kind of condition.
From my experience it's the female hormonal level of Estrogen...
And high Estrogen levels = a good condition , so you are right !
The more Estrogen they have , the more the tuna is present !
And my friend....The more tuna , the hotter they are !

Sometimes I feel like a fisherman !
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I think so women stink even when they shower, it's some kind of condition.
From my experience it's the female hormonal level of Estrogen...
And high Estrogen levels = a good condition , so you are right !
The more Estrogen they have , the more the tuna is present !
And my friend....The more tuna , the hotter they are !

Sometimes I feel like a fisherman !
Do you get bloodwork done on every girl you bang?
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I meant some women stink as a condition,not so much if they've showered or not. most healthy women dont stink down there.
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Bacon jalapeņo mac n cheese stuffed into some fantastic meatloaf. Side of mashed potatoes.

Not that you can tell but on the plate across the way is a hamburger nestled between two bun size/shape servings of fried bacon jalapeņo mac n cheese.
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Hi Biorin

You quoted my friend anglo and I , so I'm not sure from who of us you like to hear an answer to your question..
Anyway here is my long answer => (no joke I'm serious)

I get my bloodwork done 2x/year or every 6 months .
Why ... ?

1- Because I'm a sportsman and I know you saw me in the gym.
2- 70% of the males in my family are hit with prostate problems , and my dad had it too (may he RIP)
3- So my priority goes to check PSA levels in my blood samples , but the same time the whole other stuff is checked as well..
4- I had even my DNA checked here with 23andMe => https://www.23andme.com/en-eu/
5- The only thing that I have is my chronic sinus problem , a stuffy nose ( nasal congestion ) I tried everything and nothing works in the last 5 years..
Probably it's caused by my huge workstress..

Everything seems to be ok Biorin , and everthing is about precaution in case like I said above...
I'm sure you saw on here that I talk sometimes about Ambiorix , and that I felt a strange and strong connection with him but also respect and I didn't knew why I had that strange feeling and obsession for Ambiorix..
Well my DNA sample from 23andMe confirmed that my true ancestor bloodline came from the Eburones !
Finally I knew (found out) what and why was going on in my mind and in my emotions...

The Eburones were a tribe in Gallie and Gallie was actually Belgica for the Romans and Belgica became finally Belgie => Belgium .
Ambiorix was the leader of the Eburones and kicked Ceasars Roman ass over here because he slaughtered 3 Roman legions , interesting fact is that my house is build on the battlefield where Ambiorix kicked Ceasars Roman ass !
I'm sure that's why I am tall and strong like a bullock , let us say I look like a civilized Barbarian and I'm afraid for nothing on earth .

For further questions just shoot them to me and I would be glad to serve you with an answer ...
-Philippe.
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Hi Biorin

You quoted my friend anglo and I , so I'm not sure from who of us you like to hear an answer to your question..
Anyway here is my long answer => (no joke I'm serious)

I get my bloodwork done 2x/year or every 6 months .
Why ... ?

1- Because I'm a sportsman and I know you saw me in the gym.
2- 70% of the males in my family are hit with prostate problems , and my dad had it too (may he RIP)
3- So my priority goes to check PSA levels in my blood samples , but the same time the whole other stuff is checked as well..
4- I had even my DNA checked here with 23andMe => https://www.23andme.com/en-eu/
5- The only thing that I have is my chronic sinus problem , a stuffy nose ( nasal congestion ) I tried everything and nothing works in the last 5 years..
Probably it's caused by my huge workstress..

Everything seems to be ok Biorin , and everthing is about precaution in case like I said above...
I'm sure you saw on here that I talk sometimes about Ambiorix , and that I felt a strange and strong connection with him but also respect and I didn't knew why I had that strange feeling and obsession for Ambiorix..
Well my DNA sample from 23andMe confirmed that my true ancestor bloodline came from the Eburones !

The Eburones were a tribe in Gallie and Gallie was actually Belgica for the Romans and Belgica became finally Belgie => Belgium .
Ambiorix was the leader of the Eburones and kicked Ceasars Roman ass over here because he slaughtered 3 Roman legions , interesting fact is that my house is build on the battlefield where Ambiorix kicked Ceasars Roman ass !
I'm sure that's why I am tall and strong like a bullock , let us say I look like a civilized Barbarian and I'm afraid for nothing on earth .

For further questions just shoot them to me and I would be glad to serve you with an answer ...
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