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      06-06-2016, 11:57 AM   #30339
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      06-06-2016, 11:58 AM   #30340
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@Verbiage Just remembered that there is a Spanish-Indian, or at least her name sounds Spanish, chick who is quite famous.

Jacqueline Fernandez.
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      06-06-2016, 11:58 AM   #30341
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is jacking off on a plane a punishable offence?
Not sure yet. Give 10 minutes and will advise.
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      06-06-2016, 11:59 AM   #30342
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http://www.mediaite.com/online/virgi...-masturbating/
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      06-06-2016, 11:59 AM   #30343
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Conveniently, she works 5 minutes or so from one of my properties. I'm usually there in the mid to late afternoon.
Same quote logic?
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      06-06-2016, 12:00 PM   #30344
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hey 26yrs old.. was it one of you guys?
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      06-06-2016, 12:01 PM   #30345
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Lala land.
is jacking off on a plane a punishable offence?
http://www.mediaite.com/online/virgi...-masturbating/
Well. Guess we know. I can end my experiment ... Prematurely.

*ba dum tss*

Edit: of course it was a Virgin flight. Wonder if it was his maiden voyage.
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      06-06-2016, 12:06 PM   #30347
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Well. Guess we know. I can end my experiment ... Prematurely.

*ba dum tss*
50yr old caught masterbating to online car forum on plane
Hey. I am NOT ... 50.
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@Verbiage Just remembered that there is a Spanish-Indian, or at least her name sounds Spanish, chick who is quite famous.

Jacqueline Fernandez.
She reminds me of the teacher that the 13 year old boy fucked.
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      06-06-2016, 12:08 PM   #30349
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She reminds me of the teacher that the 13 year old boy fucked.
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      06-06-2016, 12:09 PM   #30350
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Hey. I am NOT ... 50.
the partial denial is disturbing

i wanted to say 46 but didn't want to give u the benefit of the doubt
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      06-06-2016, 12:09 PM   #30351
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Well. Guess we know. I can end my experiment ... Prematurely.

*ba dum tss*
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Hey. I am NOT ... 50.
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      06-06-2016, 12:11 PM   #30352
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      06-06-2016, 12:11 PM   #30353
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Quoting this one since it's shorter. Lolz.


But mmmmm sounds like my type; fiery.


You know you can't handle them bruh! Just save them for me.


EDIT: Wait she grew up down south?!
Oh whatever. I'm never going to introduce you to one of my girls ever again.

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Conveniently, she works 5 minutes or so from one of my properties. I'm usually there in the mid to late afternoon.
Now you have no reason to not visit her. Just bring Starbucks with you. Lol
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      06-06-2016, 12:46 PM   #30355
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@Verbiage Just remembered that there is a Spanish-Indian, or at least her name sounds Spanish, chick who is quite famous.

Jacqueline Fernandez.
Indeed my friend, she has eyebrows as well...
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Indeed my friend, she has eyebrows as well...
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i can't laugh at anything Bimmette says anymore, for fear of having my dick bitten off
I'm sure brother.. bimmette never bites .
Check her lips closely and see the pure vacuum effect .
I'm sorry Tara ..
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All my pleasure
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