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      11-20-2015, 09:02 AM   #16611
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...you mean you'll text me pics later, right???
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      11-20-2015, 09:11 AM   #16613
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You trippin, Bimmette is my Shawty. I suggest you stop blowin up her phone.
She's many things....'Shawty' isn't exactly how I'd describe her

Besides, she like to fish and camp, a little NASCAR, beer....what could be more Southern....THEN, add into the mix my country charm Don't get me started on Waffles and BB....

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      11-20-2015, 09:27 AM   #16614
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Hi, I'm Gustavo, and I like your face.
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      11-20-2015, 09:28 AM   #16615
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You trippin, Bimmette is my Shawty. I suggest you stop blowin up her phone.
She's many things....'Shawty' isn't exactly how I'd describe her

Besides, she like to fish and camp, a little NASCAR, beer....what could be more Southern....THEN, add into the mix my country charm Don't get me started on Waffles and BB....

zero chance on your end....ZERO
Actually I don't drink beer!

I'm super tired this morning. And I don't remember my dream.
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      11-20-2015, 09:29 AM   #16616
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All you guys talkin like Bimmette, Biorin, and Lups are your girls. Get real, dudes.


They all are mine. You can have Sara, though!
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      11-20-2015, 09:33 AM   #16617
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They all are mine. You can have Sara, though!
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      11-20-2015, 09:42 AM   #16618
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      11-20-2015, 12:23 PM   #16619
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      11-20-2015, 12:29 PM   #16620
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But NIL is so girly, I like my music with actual badasses and not just nail polish.

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      11-20-2015, 12:31 PM   #16621
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But NIL is so girly, I like my music with actual badasses and not just nail polish.
Sometimes a girl needs some nail polish and red shoes...
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      11-20-2015, 12:31 PM   #16622
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All you guys talkin like Bimmette, Biorin, and Lups are your girls. Get real, dudes.


They all are mine. You can have Sara, though!
Babe I can't do all this sharing crap.
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      11-20-2015, 12:32 PM   #16623
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Babe I can't do all this sharing crap.
Are you suggesting I break it off with the other two and we live happily ever after finally?
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      11-20-2015, 12:32 PM   #16624
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      11-20-2015, 12:33 PM   #16625
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Sometimes a girl needs some nail polish and red shoes...
Red shoes I get, but I have worn nail polish like three times in my life. We are not going to be manicure buddies
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      11-20-2015, 12:34 PM   #16626
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Red shoes I get, but I have worn nail polish like three times in my life. We are not going to be manicure buddies
Disappointment Friday comes early
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      11-20-2015, 12:34 PM   #16627
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Are you suggesting I break it off with the other two and we live happily ever after finally?
I would never demand anything like that, you need to decide what will make you the happiest.
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      11-20-2015, 12:35 PM   #16628
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I can build you a nail polish closet and what ever color you'll use, I will always compliment you on it!
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      11-20-2015, 12:37 PM   #16629
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I can build you a nail polish closet and what ever color you'll use, I will always compliment you on it!
I want a secret closet
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      11-20-2015, 12:41 PM   #16630
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I would never demand anything like that, you need to decide what will make you the happiest.
So it's settled then. When do I get to move in?
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      11-20-2015, 12:43 PM   #16631
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I want a secret closet
I added secret nail polish closet for the girlfriend to my list of tasks.

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So it's settled then. When do I get to move in?

My life in bimmerpost is so much better than reality.
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My life in bimmerpost is so much better than reality.
Oh hush, leave it to William to bring that spark back into your life. We can drink scotch and throw rocks at passing cars.
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