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      01-28-2016, 02:32 PM   #22155
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Nah, we more or less just compliment each other.
Lol, I'm just imagining you and ASB actually doing this. Two dudes in an M3 whispering sweet nothings to each other.

However true that may be, I'm sure you two complement each other nicely.

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      01-28-2016, 02:50 PM   #22156
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      01-28-2016, 05:01 PM   #22157
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      01-28-2016, 05:02 PM   #22158
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Nah, we more or less just compliment each other.
Lol, I'm just imagining you and ASB actually doing this. Two dudes in an M3 whispering sweet nothings to each other.

However true that may be, I'm sure you two complement each other nicely.

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      01-28-2016, 05:25 PM   #22160
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Nah, we more or less just compliment each other.
Lol, I'm just imagining you and ASB actually doing this. Two dudes in an M3 whispering sweet nothings to each other.

However true that may be, I'm sure you two complement each other nicely.

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I actually was dying to say this, so thanks.
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      01-28-2016, 05:49 PM   #22162
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      01-28-2016, 06:21 PM   #22164
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I tried to od her on cold meds
Some dealer you are. Can't even OD someone. :
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      01-28-2016, 06:32 PM   #22165
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Some dealer you are. Can't even OD someone. :
My business is more profitable when they dont. Business 101.
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      01-28-2016, 06:54 PM   #22166
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      01-29-2016, 07:08 AM   #22169
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      01-29-2016, 07:10 AM   #22170
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Would not be the first time, won't be the last!
I really liked the way he worded it, only problem was I couldn't whisper to you with the roof down and over the sweet symphony of which came from the exhaust location.

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I'm currently looking for a new line of employment down here in Miami. Apparently because I'm not eating out the owners wife or my boss (female lol) my job security was threatened yesterday. Joking aside, I need to get out of here. If anyone knows of anything, please PM me your email address so I can send my resume. Thanks!
You can take my shitty job here in NC and I'll go to Miami?
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I really liked the way he worded it, only problem was I couldn't whisper to you with the roof down and over the sweet symphony of which came from the exhaust location.



You can take my shitty job here in NC and I'll go to Miami?
Hmmm, if your shitty job is near Jacksonville NC, maybe.
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      01-29-2016, 07:17 AM   #22172
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Would not be the first time, won't be the last!
I really liked the way he worded it, only problem was I couldn't whisper to you with the roof down and over the sweet symphony of which came from the exhaust location.
Are you talking about whispering to him as he farts? Is that why the top needs to be down?
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Hmmm, if your shitty job is near Jacksonville NC, maybe.
It's near Virginia, lot's of hill billy's and incest.

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Are you talking about whispering to him as he farts? Is that why the top needs to be down?
Actually yes. He fucking stunk the shit out of the car, I kid you not.
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Hmmm, if your shitty job is near Jacksonville NC, maybe.
It's near Virginia, lot's of hill billy's and incest.
You're repeating yourself...
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      01-29-2016, 09:06 AM   #22176
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I really liked the way he worded it, only problem was I couldn't whisper to you with the roof down and over the sweet symphony of which came from the exhaust location.



You can take my shitty job here in NC and I'll go to Miami?
Hmmm, if your shitty job is near Jacksonville NC, maybe.
When you say 'near'.....how should Axius reply..?

Jacksonville NC is not far from him, but you can't (or wouldn't want to) drive it daily for work.
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