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      12-20-2016, 09:21 PM   #44177
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Dearest PoorLurker,

Your news warms my heart. I am gladdened to hear that I am not the only one with extreme habits. I must say that this applies to many areas of my life - I really go for it, or I don't do it at all. Moderation is not my forte, just as facial hair is not yours.

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Greetings again,

Yes, most of my purchases in life are in the same regards as well. Like I say, would you rather own 2 -$50 sweater vests or 10 -$10 sweater vests. Personally, I'd rather own one $100 sweater vest (hopefully cashmere). However, it just takes me a long time to save up to purchase said sweater vest.

I used clothing as a reference because you were mentioning Tori Burch and Michael Kors in the original post that prompted this exchange.

I think this could be the development of a very positive internet friendship. I think you and a few others would be worth breaking my anonymity for. The others on the list are old farts and doesn't even know what snapping is.

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Dear (Mis)Informed Lurker,

You take that old timer comment back.
You take it back now.
And get off my property.

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I'm going to snap you every day from now on. Expect many mustaches.
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      12-20-2016, 09:22 PM   #44178
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Bentonville..... if you didn't know.

Would ride there with this guy.
That's not nice. It's clearly a woman sitting next to Santa.
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      12-20-2016, 09:26 PM   #44179
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@Biorin - that looked JUST LIKE 1MOREMOD.....

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      12-20-2016, 09:30 PM   #44180
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That's not nice. It's clearly a woman sitting next to Santa.
Ho Ho Ho
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      12-20-2016, 09:32 PM   #44181
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Would ride there with this guy.

edit: that flowy part at the beginning looks amazing! I love flowy trails! You need to ride Flow Trail in Santa Cruz.
check out some other videos of Bentonville. It's pretty sick. They've basically centered their tourism around mountain biking. Walmart prince (avid mtn biker) is sinking loads of cash pushing this initiative. Bentonville is the location of the first "walmart" 5 and dime.


Here is another. The Bentonville trails are part of the OZ trails. If this doesn't make you want to go, or get a Yeti, check your mtb pulse.

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      12-20-2016, 11:57 PM   #44182
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      12-21-2016, 12:00 AM   #44183
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@Biorin - that looked JUST LIKE 1MOREMOD.....

I swear!!!
What's this bs, throwing me under the bus
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Dearest PoorLurker,

Your news warms my heart. I am gladdened to hear that I am not the only one with extreme habits. I must say that this applies to many areas of my life - I really go for it, or I don't do it at all. Moderation is not my forte, just as facial hair is not yours.

Yours truly,
Biorin
Greetings again,

Yes, most of my purchases in life are in the same regards as well. Like I say, would you rather own 2 -$50 sweater vests or 10 -$10 sweater vests. Personally, I'd rather own one $100 sweater vest (hopefully cashmere). However, it just takes me a long time to save up to purchase said sweater vest.

I used clothing as a reference because you were mentioning Tori Burch and Michael Kors in the original post that prompted this exchange.

I think this could be the development of a very positive internet friendship. I think you and a few others would be worth breaking my anonymity for. The others on the list are old farts and doesn't even know what snapping is.

With regards,
PoorLurker
Dear (Mis)Informed Lurker,

You take that old timer comment back.
You take it back now.
And get off my property.

Sincerely,
ASB (Or as I'm more formally known - someone who is secretly younger than you)



PS: I snap my niece and nephew every day....TYVM
Hold up... You snapchat your pussy to your nieces and nephews daily?!!! You slide into their DM's?!!

"Hello, child protective services??"
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      12-21-2016, 03:43 AM   #44185
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I would ride FL maybe in a million years when the tectonic plates push up some hills. I have no "legs", so I can't hang with any pedaling. If we ride together here, you could ride the downhills with me on your second loop while I am still on my first, haha.

just kidding - I do plan to get to FL to visit the theme parks some day.
We could meet half way in Bentonville, AK.

Their trail system looks awesome.
AK? Brave of you to brace the frigid winters of Bentonville, ALASKA...
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      12-21-2016, 04:57 AM   #44186
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Thank you! And still got my winter car. Haha
Hmm...too big for a shoe box and too short for a coffin...what to to with the car after the winter?
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      12-21-2016, 05:33 AM   #44187
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I would ride FL maybe in a million years when the tectonic plates push up some hills. I have no "legs", so I can't hang with any pedaling. If we ride together here, you could ride the downhills with me on your second loop while I am still on my first, haha.

just kidding - I do plan to get to FL to visit the theme parks some day.
We could meet half way in Bentonville, AK.

Their trail system looks awesome.
AK? Brave of you to brace the frigid winters of Bentonville, ALASKA...
What's funny about that is I double checked that it was AR instead of AK and then typed AK. lol
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      12-21-2016, 05:37 AM   #44188
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Neither. Get a Glock 1911. So much more practical.
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Neither. Get a Glock 1911. So much more practical.
No way dude, that's lame. If anything get a Desert Eagle .22
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I'm not that innocent
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Come on down and get your whipping.....I live about an hour from here. You could even stay overnight in mi casa......for a small fee

https://wannagofast.com/?post_type=event&p=2157
Haha I'll come and do that event with you but only under one condition...you have to come to the track with me.
Deal!

Google Wannagofast Hot Springs VA. This might be a little closer for you.

I ran this last year.
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