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      03-01-2016, 10:28 AM   #23695
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Well, she didn't leave the relationship with the same belief.
Pics or it didn't... wait a minute... wtf. NO! NO pics!
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      03-01-2016, 12:50 PM   #23696
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...so, I knew a girl who only could get off via the same position. But once she got off - it was anything goes for me

...and it wasn't just the position that got her off, it was the process of the foreplay that led to act that led to the big O....being the linear and methodical person that I am - It was a perfect fit
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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      03-01-2016, 12:53 PM   #23697
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...so, I knew a girl who only could get off via the same position. But once she got off - it was anything goes for me

...and it wasn't just the position that got her off, it was the process of the foreplay that led to act that led to the big O....being the linear and methodical person that I am - It was a perfect fit
Feel like this applies to you, also.

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      03-01-2016, 01:02 PM   #23698
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...so, I knew a girl who only could get off via the same position. But once she got off - it was anything goes for me

...and it wasn't just the position that got her off, it was the process of the foreplay that led to act that led to the big O....being the linear and methodical person that I am - It was a perfect fit
Feel like this applies to you, also.

Someone needs to take the stick out of their ass....or push it in further...whatever your pleasure
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      03-01-2016, 01:07 PM   #23699
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Someone needs to take the stick out of their ass....or push it in further...whatever your pleasure
Lol, was referring to you being mechanical and methodical with your approach in times when the O is needed the most. You dick.
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      03-01-2016, 03:14 PM   #23700
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      03-02-2016, 07:45 AM   #23702
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CANGRKE70 has an amazing name and an awesome Canadian accent that seems to have no Greek accent. Peter was a great choice... I still don't know what the real name was and I tried listening a hundred time.
Thanks.

Panagiotis or Panayiotis (Greek: Παναγιώτης), "Παν" (all) "άγιος" (holy or saint) suffix "-της" (which can mean "of the"), is a common male Greek name.

It derives from the Greek epithet Panagia or Panayia ("All-Holy") for the Virgin Mary, the mother of Jesus.

Dionysus (/daɪ.əˈnaɪsəs/; Greek: Διόνυσος, Dionysos) is the god of the grape harvest, winemaking and wine, of ritual madness, fertility, theatre and religious ecstasy in Greek mythology.

No Greek accent...only turn it on when I'm making fun of my father or someone from the old country.

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      03-02-2016, 07:51 AM   #23703
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Panagiotis or Panayiotis (Greek: Παναγιώτης), "Παν" (all) "άγιος" (holy or saint) suffix "-της" (which can mean "of the"), is a common male Greek name.

It derives from the Greek epithet Panagia or Panayia ("All-Holy") for the Virgin Mary, the mother of Jesus.

Dionysus (/daɪ.əˈnaɪsəs/; Greek: Διόνυσος, Dionysos) is the god of the grape harvest, winemaking and wine, of ritual madness, fertility, theatre and religious ecstasy in Greek mythology.

No Greek accent...only turn it on when I'm making fun of my father or someone from the old country.

Thanks for the clarification. That is pretty cool. I am just a typical euro-blend of watered down royal ass-kissing names with a german derivative of death thrown in for grins. I like names with real meaning!

I LOVE the ancient Greeks. Think about he implication of having one god represent all those things.... basically they were saying that you need a little wine to have some ecstasy and get pregnant in an act of ritual madness. No wonder fraternities and sororities are called "the Greek system"
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...so, I knew a girl who only could get off via the same position. But once she got off - it was anything goes for me

...and it wasn't just the position that got her off, it was the process of the foreplay that led to act that led to the big O....being the linear and methodical person that I am - It was a perfect fit
Well... Now I've seen it all... ASB corrupted... Took a lot longer than I originally thought, and at one point I thought maybe it just won't happen, but now we all take a moment of silence for ASB's southern gent persona is now officially DEAD... Now let us bow our heads...
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      03-02-2016, 09:52 AM   #23705
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@Adamrt I have a request. You love posting pics so much, so how about a pic of you with your BMW?
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@Adamrt I have a request. You love posting pics so much, so how about a pic of you with your BMW?
Oh God... make him promise he won't be scantily clad or *shudder* full nekkid. Pardon me while I go gouge my own eyes out.
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      03-02-2016, 10:14 AM   #23707
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Oh God... make him promise he won't be scantily clad or *shudder* full nekkid. Pardon me while I go gouge my own eyes out.
I think Bimmette doubts I own a BMW, I'm pretty sure it isnt my naked body she wants to see!!

does this help? sorry about the state of the car, it's snowing and raining here.


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I think Bimmette doubts I own a BMW, I'm pretty sure it isnt my naked body she wants to see!!

does this help? sorry about the state of the car, it's snowing and raining here.


HAH! Photoshopped! The steering wheel is on the wrong side!
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I don't think that picture is big enough, Adam.
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I don't think that picture is big enough, Adam.
It's a big car
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HAH! Photoshopped! The steering wheel is on the wrong side!
Tara bimmette asked a pic of "you" with your BMW...
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Tara bimmette asked a pic of "you" with your BMW...
Thank you Captain Obvious... What would we do without you, Belgium??
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Oh God... make him promise he won't be scantily clad or *shudder* full nekkid. Pardon me while I go gouge my own eyes out.
I think Bimmette doubts I own a BMW, I'm pretty sure it isnt my naked body she wants to see!!

does this help? sorry about the state of the car, it's snowing and raining here.
Thanks.
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