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      06-23-2016, 02:47 PM   #31835
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LOL this must've been before my time. Link to pics and ID
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Dude, the pictures are from before our time. They look like he took a polaroid of a polaroid, then scanned it, xerox'ed it, scanned it again, then uploaded it on here.


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Please dig the pictures up, for the sake of the thread.
And so what Tara ?
Hide your age and move on ..

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      06-23-2016, 02:51 PM   #31836
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For you dear Belgie - a limerick

There once was Philippe from Belgium
Who oft grabbed his nuts and held 'em
While looking at Asians
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But Middle Eastern girls? Very seldom.
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      06-23-2016, 02:53 PM   #31837
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You try to change the subject...
Wat's wrong with your age Tara ?
too many numbers.
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      06-23-2016, 02:53 PM   #31838
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      06-23-2016, 02:54 PM   #31839
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For you dear Belgie - a limerick

There once was Phillippe from Belgium
Who oft grabbed his nuts and held 'em
While looking at Asians
Latinas, caucasians
But Middle Eastern girls? Very seldom.
Last week, I wanted to battle you with haikus. However, your limerick is pretty spot on.

You're done for the week, cowboy!
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For you dear Belgie - a limerick

There once was Phillippe from Belgium
Who oft grabbed his nuts and held 'em
While looking at Asians
Latinas, caucasians
But Middle Eastern girls? Very seldom.
this would be painful for belgium, who's quite strong from his own estimates
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      06-23-2016, 02:57 PM   #31841
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Last week, I wanted to battle you with haikus. However, your limerick is pretty spot on.

You're done for the week, cowboy!
Next week, it is sonnets at dawn!
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For you dear Belgie - a limerick

There once was Phillippe from Belgium
Who oft grabbed his nuts and held 'em
While looking at Asians
Latinas, caucasians
But Middle Eastern girls? Very seldom.
Your masterful use of English vernacular leaves me in awe.
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      06-23-2016, 03:07 PM   #31843
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For you dear Belgie - a limerick

There once was Phillippe from Belgium
Who oft grabbed his nuts and held 'em
While looking at Asians
Latinas, caucasians
But Middle Eastern girls? Very seldom.
The more ...the better !
BTW it's "Philippe" with one "L" my friend
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this would be painful for belgium, who's quite strong from his own estimates
Mostly nuts are very hard to crack brother...
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Mostly nuts are very hard to crack brother...
Can practice on Axius' - he doesn't want them
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goodnight darlings..
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      06-23-2016, 03:13 PM   #31847
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Can practice on Axius' - he doesn't want them
Life is so much easier as a girl. I get to be a bitch, complain about everything, make demands, mooch off unsuspecting men, and men buy me free drinks all the time.
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      06-23-2016, 03:14 PM   #31848
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too many numbers.
bimmette do you see this Tara ?
Ohhh...C'mon Tara you are at least 10 years younger than I am ?
I guess Tara is 26 and that's really young for this forum !
Probaby Tara is hiding here age because she's too young for this thread ?
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goodnight darlings..
Good night.

Need me to tuck you in?
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      06-23-2016, 03:16 PM   #31850
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goodnight darlings..
Sweet dreams my Sweetie !

Need to go as well , need to wake up at 4:30 AM !
See you brother..
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      06-23-2016, 03:17 PM   #31851
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Can practice on Axius' - he doesn't want them
Chicks fight for it !
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Sweet dreams my Sweetie !

Need to go as well , need to wake up at 4:30 AM !
See you brother..
Good night!
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      06-23-2016, 03:17 PM   #31853
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too many numbers.
bimmette do you see this Tara ?
Ohhh...C'mon Tara you are at least 10 years younger than I am ?
I guess Tara is 26 and that's really young for this forum !
Probaby Tara is hiding here age because she's too young for this thread ?
Belgium, drop it. Women don't tell their age when they are old. The only people who need to know my age are people getting into a relationship with me. So currently, that means no one.
Move on, mofo.
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      06-23-2016, 03:20 PM   #31854
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Good night.

Need me to tuck you in?
Is it weird that I read this in the context of a penis tuck?
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Is verbiage younger than me? I turned 26 on Monday.
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Is it weird that I read this in the context of a penis tuck?
Nope. Not at all.
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