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      02-20-2021, 10:06 AM   #89
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She needed medication. Lots. Prior to dating me. Bat. Sh1t Crazy.
"Suzanne takes you down to her place near the river
You can hear the boats go by
You can spend the night beside her
And you know that she's half crazy
But that's why you want to be there
And she feeds you tea and oranges
That come all the way from China
And just when you mean to tell her
That you have no love to give her
Then she gets you on her wavelength
And she lets the river answer
That you've always been her lover

And you want to travel with her
And you want to travel blind
And you know that she will trust you
For you've touched her perfect body with your mind"

Like dat?

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Let me first say I like both real and fake, and don't see an issue with it.

With that said, I think comparing body mods with car mods is very different, and so is someone wanting implants because it improves their self esteem vs. someone who has lost their breasts due to suffering through cancer.
Both are a modification that make you feel better so how is it any different?
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"Suzanne takes you down to her place near the river
Leonard Cohen.
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      02-20-2021, 10:23 AM   #92
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A guy without a tailored suit?

You might say so...




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      02-20-2021, 11:00 AM   #93
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You might say so...

Yes, tightly tailored.
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Bunch of playboys up in here... At least when I was dating as long as she'd never had a penis she's in play.
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Bunch of playboys up in here... At least when I was dating as long as she'd never had a penis she's in play.
Well, now that might be a question you would never know the answer to🤣
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Bunch of playboys up in here... At least when I was dating as long as she'd never had a penis she's in play.
Ha! This just proves the saying “Men sleep with who they can, women sleep with who they want.”
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      02-20-2021, 12:57 PM   #97
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Well, now that might be a question you would never know the answer to🤣
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      02-20-2021, 01:09 PM   #98
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Ha! This just proves the saying “Men sleep with who they can, women sleep with who they want.”
Availability and willingness moves them to the top of the list!
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Well, now that might be a question you would never know the answer to🤣
As the wise Cypher once said.... ignorance is bliss.
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If a woman isn't relatively fit with nice feet and a nice smile, I just......can't. I also gravitate towards white women. We like what we like, right?!?

Oh yeah, and beyond the superficial ramblings.....


....I need a woman I can be vulnerable with/to. Someone I can vent to and release the bullshit I suppress deep inside. I need a woman that I can escape with; the one that makes you forget about everything else when I'm with her. I'm probably asking for a unicorn, but I know they're out there.

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You sound like a woman.
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If a woman isn't relatively fit with nice feet and a nice smile, I just......can't. I also gravitate towards white women. We like what we like, right?!?

Oh yeah, and beyond the superficial ramblings.....


....I need a woman I can be vulnerable with/to. Someone I can vent to and release the bullshit I suppress deep inside. I need a woman that I can escape with; the one that makes you forget about everything else when I'm with her. I'm probably asking for a unicorn, but I know they're out there.

[cue "X-Files" theme music]
You sound like a woman.
You like what you like and I like what I like. We all have our deal breakers and requirements. I'm not 20 anymore and I don't need to sit here and act like men don't need anything more than a nice ass & a pair of tits.
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      02-20-2021, 02:36 PM   #102
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If a woman isn't relatively fit with nice feet and a nice smile, I just......can't. I also gravitate towards white women. We like what we like, right?!?

Oh yeah, and beyond the superficial ramblings.....


....I need a woman I can be vulnerable with/to. Someone I can vent to and release the bullshit I suppress deep inside. I need a woman that I can escape with; the one that makes you forget about everything else when I'm with her. I'm probably asking for a unicorn, but I know they're out there.

[cue "X-Files" theme music]
Almost to a T all of my friends in law enforcement are married to nurses / medical professionals. A couple of them got divorced and remarried women who work in tech or lawyers, but...yeah. There's definitely a shared mentality there. Dunno what it is either but I consistently match with nurses, surgeons, etc on dating apps. Might have something to do with posting a pic of my forearms after some rock climbing and titling it "nurse porn", I dunno...
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Bunch of playboys up in here... At least when I was dating as long as she'd never had a penis she's in play.
Ha! This just proves the saying “Men sleep with who they can, women sleep with who they want.”
dunno about men sleeping with who they can I do know that women sleep with who they want as I was yanked away each time despite being a hairy big bloke albeit a clean shaven clean smelling kind one who had zero courage to ask anyone out
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Almost to a T all of my friends in law enforcement are married to nurses / medical professionals. A couple of them got divorced and remarried women who work in tech or lawyers, but...yeah. There's definitely a shared mentality there. Dunno what it is either but I consistently match with nurses, surgeons, etc on dating apps. Might have something to do with posting a pic of my forearms after some rock climbing and titling it "nurse porn", I dunno...
So flight attendants, teachers, nurses, paramedics were always popular and then there was the police women, lots of guys married to them....really tough for them though, most guys who weren't on the job wouldn't really want to be married to a PW.
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If a woman isn't relatively fit with nice feet and a nice smile, I just......can't. I also gravitate towards white women. We like what we like, right?!?

Oh yeah, and beyond the superficial ramblings.....


....I need a woman I can be vulnerable with/to. Someone I can vent to and release the bullshit I suppress deep inside. I need a woman that I can escape with; the one that makes you forget about everything else when I'm with her. I'm probably asking for a unicorn, but I know they're out there.

[cue "X-Files" theme music]
Almost to a T all of my friends in law enforcement are married to nurses / medical professionals. A couple of them got divorced and remarried women who work in tech or lawyers, but...yeah. There's definitely a shared mentality there. Dunno what it is either but I consistently match with nurses, surgeons, etc on dating apps. Might have something to do with posting a pic of my forearms after some rock climbing and titling it "nurse porn", I dunno...
+1

I tend to match a lot of nurses, lawyers, etc. too.


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Almost to a T all of my friends in law enforcement are married to nurses / medical professionals. A couple of them got divorced and remarried women who work in tech or lawyers, but...yeah. There's definitely a shared mentality there. Dunno what it is either but I consistently match with nurses, surgeons, etc on dating apps. Might have something to do with posting a pic of my forearms after some rock climbing and titling it "nurse porn", I dunno...
So flight attendants, teachers, nurses, paramedics were always popular and then there was the police women, lots of guys married to them....really tough for them though, most guys who weren't on the job wouldn't really want to be married to a PW.
Agreed as well.
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I tend to match a lot of nurses, lawyers, etc. too.




Agreed as well.
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You like what you like and I like what I like. We all have our deal breakers and requirements. I'm not 20 anymore and I don't need to sit here and act like men don't need anything more than a nice ass & a pair of tits.
Funny the older i get the more i see it the opposite way, just no crazy or irrational, which is a tough find.
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1. Marry your best friend
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I've been married for 35 years now and when people ask how the hell that's done ...

1. Marry your best friend
2. Mutual respect and trust
3. Everyone has a bad day -- understand that and know it will pass
4. Celebrate each other's differences; I like cars, my wife likes to craft. I built her a dream craft area and she let me build a Factory Five Cobra
5. Last, and most important for the guys... first words out of your mouth each morning should be ..."I'm sorry"
So you and I have a lot in common, I have been married coming up on 36 years, albeit to 3 different women but your points are spot on.
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I've been married for 35 years now and when people ask how the hell that's done ...

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5. Last, and most important for the guys... first words out of your mouth each morning should be ..."I'm sorry"
My dearly departed grandmother once told me "marry someone you can talk to - hopefully you'll get to an age together where talk is all you can do".
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