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      06-29-2016, 07:51 AM   #287
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Is it bad that most times in the gym, I'm alone, so there's no one to bother me?


I feel like I should have something to complain about.
You lucky bastard ....
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      06-29-2016, 07:53 AM   #288
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You lucky bastard ....
Ha, funny thing is it's built into my office building (which is primarily a call center) and 90% of these people are fat fucks whose primary source of intake is literally take-out food.

The first time I went in there I needed a fucking Swiffer to sanitize the place because it looked like it hadn't been touched in years.
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      06-29-2016, 09:28 AM   #289
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The weights seem heavy?
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      06-29-2016, 09:52 AM   #290
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The weights seem heavy?
Reminds me of the WSM competition.. Bill Kazmaier compliments and ask Mariusz Pudzanowski about his lift, to which he just simply replies ".....It was very heavy"..
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      06-29-2016, 10:11 AM   #292
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Is it bad that most times in the gym, I'm alone, so there's no one to bother me?


I feel like I should have something to complain about.
Oh how I envy you
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      06-29-2016, 11:40 AM   #293
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Is it bad that most times in the gym, I'm alone, so there's no one to bother me?


I feel like I should have something to complain about.
So complain about how since nobody goes in there, it's all dusty and you have to get a Swiffer out.
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      06-29-2016, 11:46 AM   #294
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And he has to spot himself, no one to impress, no yoga pants to stare at
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      06-29-2016, 11:50 AM   #295
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And if office, probably no curl rack to do squats
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      06-29-2016, 12:47 PM   #296
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All of these things... all of them.
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      06-29-2016, 12:48 PM   #297
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Despite how loud I grunt and slam shit around girls don't give me attention.
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      06-29-2016, 01:12 PM   #298
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Despite how loud I grunt and slam shit around girls don't give me attention.
That's because the wife got to them first.
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      06-29-2016, 02:10 PM   #299
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When all the hot chicks do Romanian deadlifts in front of me but then get all upset when I slap 'em on the ass and tell them 'good job!'
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I know they are practically asking for you to look at their ovaries
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And he has to spot himself, no one to impress, no yoga pants to stare at
Bro ,watch out with yoga paints !
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      06-30-2016, 12:42 AM   #302
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And he has to spot himself, no one to impress, no yoga pants to stare at
Bro ,watch out with yoga paints !
WHAT THE FUCK
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      06-30-2016, 10:14 AM   #303
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Despite how loud I grunt and slam shit around girls don't give me attention.
they probably think a very large walrus is giving birth...
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People not freaking re-racking the weights.
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      06-30-2016, 12:50 PM   #306
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When all the hot chicks do Romanian deadlifts in front of me but then get all upset when I slap 'em on the ass and tell them 'good job!'
Well that slut got some nerve!!
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      06-30-2016, 05:36 PM   #307
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Well that slut got some nerve!!
I know! It's like they don't know how to take a compliment anymore
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This lady annoys me. I keep looking for dollar bills to give her but then realize I'm trying to lift.
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