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      06-04-2015, 09:11 AM   #8515
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I like him, he drives an M too.

Billups was another favorite of mine up until about 20 minutes ago or so....

But fuck, he's so good looking I can't stay mad.
We have this connection. You might dislike me for a moment, but I know how you feel about me deep down. Makes me feel all warm and buttery.
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      06-04-2015, 09:13 AM   #8517
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LOL! Nice try, Sugarskulls, I didn't want your shirtless pics. And let's get real. You were trying to pick up Sara with all your wealth and muscles before you realized she was crazy. Hahahahaha
I knew she and I could never be when she was grossed out by face riding.

That's when I took the douche level back some...but the damage has already been done. The. Damage. Had. Already. Been. Done.
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      06-04-2015, 09:14 AM   #8518
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      06-04-2015, 09:14 AM   #8519
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I like him, he drives an M too.

Billups was another favorite of mine up until about 20 minutes ago or so....

But fuck, he's so good looking I can't stay mad.
We have this connection. You might dislike me for a moment, but I know how you feel about me deep down. Makes me feel all warm and buttery.
Hating you is something I could never do.

It's practically hating myself and I think it's safe to say we all know THAT will never happen
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      06-04-2015, 09:16 AM   #8520
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Nah i don't see it as an insult.. I don't think any race is particularly better than White. Everyone has their +'s and -'s.

I know some Black folks that age bad though, search Greg Oden lol.
Some of my friends look older than their age. I stay away from stress and drama. I've gotten a lot of compliments about looking younger than my age. In that photograph, im rocking a beard, when i shave, people think im in my early twenties.
I will try this shaving you speak off.

I'm pretty blind to faces. I remember different noses and eyebrows, but faces no. I don't know what's wrong with me on this but it ensures my life is full of situations nobody else has faced.

I was out for a drive and I went to get coffee with this person I've known for a long time here. A cool dude, he talks about tuning engines and when my vocabulary ends, he helps me out.

He had had a bad day and he was cussing the night away, then he said: "... And because I'm black this car draws more attention..." My reaction and I'm not joking was "you're black?".

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      06-04-2015, 09:19 AM   #8521
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Hi Billup, hows your morning?

Mine sucks, I'm having a fight with bimmette. She is ignoring my cockiness and I think that is really mean. Now she's trying to fix this with Starbucks addresses and I feel like she is ignoring my feelings. Ss is getting all the dick points even though I'm the one driving the ultimate douche bag car.

She is so mean.
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      06-04-2015, 09:21 AM   #8522
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Hi Billup, hows your morning?

Mine sucks, I'm having a fight with bimmette. She is ignoring my cockiness and I think that is really mean. Now she's trying to fix this with Starbucks addresses and I feel like she is ignoring my feelings. Ss is getting all the dick points even though I'm the one driving the ultimate douche bag car.

She is so mean.
Why aren't all these dick points making my dick grow?

Wait, what?
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      06-04-2015, 09:22 AM   #8523
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Hi Billup, hows your morning?

Mine sucks, I'm having a fight with bimmette. She is ignoring my cockiness and I think that is really mean. Now she's trying to fix this with Starbucks addresses and I feel like she is ignoring my feelings. Ss is getting all the dick points even though I'm the one driving the ultimate douche bag car.

She is so mean.
Pretty terrible. Pretty sure I'm losing a good friend over something so frivolous as a lack of mutual respect. Having a hard time, but just trying to get through the day at this point. Not really sure what to do.

I tell you what, that Bimmette girl is something else! How dare she be mean to my Lups! That's it! I'm going to go ban her in the ban thread!
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Why aren't all these dick points making my dick grow?

Wait, what?
It probably is, but until it gets from the microscopic scale to seen with a magnifying glass, you won't probably even feel the difference. Give this time
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      06-04-2015, 09:23 AM   #8525
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Why aren't all these dick points making my dick grow?

Wait, what?
It probably is, but until it gets from the microscopic scale to seen with a magnifying glass, you won't probably even feel the difference. Give this time
.....what in the fuck

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Hating you is something I could never do.

It's practically hating myself and I think it's safe to say we all know THAT will never happen
Teehee. I'm pinching myself right now on my arm, can you feel it?
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Pretty terrible. Pretty sure I'm losing a good friend over something so frivolous as a lack of mutual respect. Having a hard time, but just trying to get through the day at this point. Not really sure what to do.

I tell you what, that Bimmette girl is something else! How dare she be mean to my Lups! That's it! I'm going to go ban her in the ban thread!
Aww, I feel the

I'm sorry but yo be honest the way she acted is not something I want our Billup to face. That was not respecting you and people who don't handle the fight/ disagreement head on and bottle it inside like she had are just not worth it.

I'm sorry you are losing a friend but in the long run, maybe it's what is needed for both of you
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Hi Billup, hows your morning?

Mine sucks, I'm having a fight with bimmette. She is ignoring my cockiness and I think that is really mean. Now she's trying to fix this with Starbucks addresses and I feel like she is ignoring my feelings. Ss is getting all the dick points even though I'm the one driving the ultimate douche bag car.

She is so mean.
Pretty terrible. Pretty sure I'm losing a good friend over something so frivolous as a lack of mutual respect. Having a hard time, but just trying to get through the day at this point. Not really sure what to do.

I tell you what, that Bimmette girl is something else! How dare she be mean to my Lups! That's it! I'm going to go ban her in the ban thread!
If you were meant to be good friends, the friendship will bounce back in the future like nothing happened.
Chin up, little Billy
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      06-04-2015, 09:31 AM   #8530
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Hi Billup, hows your morning?

Mine sucks, I'm having a fight with bimmette. She is ignoring my cockiness and I think that is really mean. Now she's trying to fix this with Starbucks addresses and I feel like she is ignoring my feelings. Ss is getting all the dick points even though I'm the one driving the ultimate douche bag car.

She is so mean.
Yeah ok, your car is douchey. All gold and flashy, like LOOK AT ME, I OOZE MONEY!
Better, Lups?
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Hi Billup, hows your morning?

Mine sucks, I'm having a fight with bimmette. She is ignoring my cockiness and I think that is really mean. Now she's trying to fix this with Starbucks addresses and I feel like she is ignoring my feelings. Ss is getting all the dick points even though I'm the one driving the ultimate douche bag car.

She is so mean.
Yeah ok, your car is douchey. All gold and flashy, like LOOK AT ME, I OOZE MONEY!
Better, Lups?
F8x are the douchiest of all M owners too!!

Go Lups go!!!
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Yeah ok, your car is douchey. All gold and flashy, like LOOK AT ME, I OOZE MONEY!
Better, Lups?
I'm too, right?

You cant go on and hurt my feeling like this before I've had my coffee. I can't take this.
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F8x are the douchiest of all M owners too!!

Go Lups go!!!
This was just pure pity. You are not nice.

I do my best to be an awful person and yet no respect. You are so awful.
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Yeah ok, your car is douchey. All gold and flashy, like LOOK AT ME, I OOZE MONEY!
Better, Lups?
I'm too, right?

You cant go on and hurt my feeling like this before I've had my coffee. I can't take this.
Ok, ok. You're cocky too. Playing with stocks like monopoly, driving around your kids in your flashy car, your fancy caffeine addiction and your special little Northern European accent...
Ok? Feel better?
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F8x are the douchiest of all M owners too!!

Go Lups go!!!
His was just pure pity. You are not nice.

I do my best to be an awful person and yet no respect. You are so awful.
No seriously/ I mean it!!

Have you not seen your kind over at the f8x forums?!

+ you have Austin yellow + you drink coffee in Seattle = totalllll douche.

Welcome to the douche club! Where you can say whatever, whenever and leave like this
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