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      07-30-2015, 06:51 AM   #1
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When wifey sleeps in the same bed with you

( this is what I found online and ....wow...speechless )

I have to admit...sound's logical to me...

Here's the story:

To those of you that thought this could be an inspiring bed time story post, sorry guy's nothing sexual will go down here, allthough hopefull and still inspiring.
As it is ment for food for thought!

Ever thought about what kind of a real bomb shell your wifey is?
Of course you did...perfect hair, great done finger nail's, perfect make up.

Well the last could be arguable but the fact that your wife is a bomb shell, not at all.
Sound's great right...and what would you say when I tell you, that what's been stated can be taken literally?

Okay, let me brake it down for you:

By all the chemical's that are used as ingredient's in hair softener's, make up, finger nail colors up to body lotions and to come to an end body oil's that get your wife's soft skin ( also arguable ), your wife LITERALLY turn's into an
CHEMICAL- bomb shell...

Thing's can get very bad and once you realise waking up, having no drive, your eye's hurting, are swollen, your nose is clocked...and you feel uncomfortable the whole time? ...You'd say to yourself...god this must be a burnout...I'm work to much and exactly that is the down spiral and the route you definately don't want to go down with!

Do yourself a favour, once you develope these strange health issues and you run from one doctor to the other, JUST talk a few line's with you lady.
Get her to show you the shit she put's in her face in the morning, shit she slaps on her fingernail's every two days, the shit she smear's her body in and plain and simple google the ingredient's.
Google the damn ingredient's!

To sum it up and keep it short:


Many of that chemical B.S. in your wife's beauty pocket is highly allergic and it can seriously damage alot regarding your body.

It's like you get harmed and can't protect yourself as you get ill, doctor's are clueless and you are close to freaking loosing your mind.
Your respiratory organ's can be ffected due to allergical reaction's.

Allergic reaction could cause long term chronical illnesses like sinus, wich a few symptom's are tinnitus, sleep disorder, concentration issue's, PAIN...neck pain, heart irregularitie's...google the rest.

Basically this can KILL you over time and the funny part is on top of it:

No one get's it until wether you decide to end all this or it happen's by natural cause due to over stressing your system.

Take this here just as an attempt to revive the consciousness of the chemical-user's and their innocent victim's.

Thank you.

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So you're saying make sure to bone your wife every night now, because she may die soon?
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No, he's saying when you get done boning her you should make her go sleep on the couch.
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No, he's saying when you get done boning her you should make her go sleep on the couch.


I'm rolling on the floor!
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So you are saying cosmetics will kill my wife faster?

Guess I'll be stopping by the beauty section at Walgreens on my way home tonight.
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No, he's saying when you get done boning her you should make her go sleep on the couch.
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So you are saying cosmetics will kill my wife faster?

Guess I'll be stopping by the beauty section at Walgreens on my way home tonight.
I think you're missing the point. If you get her more poison you'll die faster as well...
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I think you're missing the point. If you get her more poison you'll die faster as well...
not if he sleeps on the couch...
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this is clearly on of the few downsides of google
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