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      07-10-2015, 12:36 AM   #11001
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Different strokes for different folks?

You've seen my type. Petite. Under 5'2.

Big girls DO try harder though..
Lol, we are destined to be friends. I'm 5ft 8-9".
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Hope you get stuck between two obese women whose elbow fat take over your arm rests
HA! Even ONE morbidly obese woman was enough! US Airways flight from PDX to LAX... My arm was crystallized with sweat and I couldn't fully feel my left arm for 2 days. I think his arms will fall off if he had TWO obese women!
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      07-10-2015, 01:43 AM   #11004
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HA! Even ONE morbidly obese woman was enough! US Airways flight from PDX to LAX... My arm was crystallized with sweat and I couldn't fully feel my left arm for 2 days. I think his arms will fall off if he had TWO obese women!
I'm normal weight. My kids are tiny. The seats ... Yeah.

10 hours with anyone on your person, even your first born, is a lot.
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      07-10-2015, 09:50 AM   #11005
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I hear ya, but the situation over here is a bit more legal
Would love to hear if the link works in the US too ?
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      07-10-2015, 10:45 AM   #11007
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Alright I've got a flight to catch.

For the next 16 hours or so- I'm not ignoring you all- I'll be suffering in economy class, with my luck getting assigned the bitch ass middle seat.
Bro, the middle seat isn't ALWAYS bad... the cup is half full??? Safe travels.

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Does anyone want an extra mother?
I do. My mother is dead to me so I need a new mommy.
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      07-10-2015, 11:58 AM   #11010
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I do. My mother is dead to me so I need a new mommy.
I'm sorry for your loss. I had a father I miss dearly but I wouldn't mind never hearing from my mother again.
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      07-10-2015, 12:26 PM   #11011
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      07-10-2015, 12:27 PM   #11012
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Anyone's children has/had tubes?
Tuberculosis?
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Bro, the middle seat isn't ALWAYS bad... the cup is half full??? Safe travels.
I initially thought the gal in the middle was Sara504 prior to $50k investment in cosmetic surgery.
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I initially thought the gal in the middle was Sara504 prior to $50k investment in cosmetic surgery.
This IS Sara504 kickin it with Dan Bilzerian on his jet. Woot woot! LOL! See the iconic white shorts and all?
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I initially thought the gal in the middle was Sara504 prior to $50k investment in cosmetic surgery.
All the spray tans in the world wouldn't get me that dark. I'm fair skinned remember????
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Tuberculosis?
Nope.


Just got off the phone with dr's office. Her surgery is scheduled. I'm not really concerned so much with the surgeon as I am with the anesthesiologist.
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This IS Sara504 kickin it with Dan Bilzerian on his jet. Woot woot! LOL! See the iconic white shorts and all?
Sometimes it pays off to invest $50k on "self improvement!"


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All the spray tans in the world wouldn't get me that dark. I'm fair skinned remember????
Ahh, yes. My bad. I thought (without thinking or critical analyzing) it was you around 2008 on a glimpse.



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Nope.


Just got off the phone with dr's office. Her surgery is scheduled. I'm not really concerned so much with the surgeon as I am with the anesthesiologist.
Best wishes. Hope it will go smooth.
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Nope.


Just got off the phone with dr's office. Her surgery is scheduled. I'm not really concerned so much with the surgeon as I am with the anesthesiologist.
What's wrong with her ?
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Sara said she has no butt....
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I gotta squat more
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