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      04-25-2022, 04:32 PM   #1431
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Yours too?
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All cats are sneaky and plotting to kill their owners in their sleep.
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      04-25-2022, 05:23 PM   #1433
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No, really? I thought that was just an old wives' tale.
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      04-25-2022, 06:04 PM   #1434
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Sleazy sales tactics? Oscar and Maria don't exist. Oh wait, it's Marty and Leslie. Part of me wants to call this guy out. I think I'm going to write an entertaining letter back like a friend of mine does to the Nigerian Princess that emails her. Beside the fact that the 2013 was 4 cars ago.

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That is just weird. Do fill us in if you end up calling this guy out.
I'm just going to ignore it. I'm not that Karen.
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Sleazy sales tactics? Oscar and Maria don't exist. Oh wait, it's Marty and Leslie. Part of me wants to call this guy out. I think I'm going to write an entertaining letter back like a friend of mine does to the Nigerian Princess that emails her. Beside the fact that the 2013 was 4 cars ago.

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Put his number up on craigslist for a free Dodge Challenger no questions asked. Only 100 that must go by the end of the month.

Awful car the Genesis is. Like driving with a heavy jet ski attached.

Meanwhile.. missed opportunities from Nigeria..

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      04-27-2022, 07:15 AM   #1438
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Sleazy sales tactics? Oscar and Maria don't exist. Oh wait, it's Marty and Leslie. Part of me wants to call this guy out.
I used to get those in the mail all the time from our local Mopar dealer, telling me that they had someone looking to buy The Mighty Dodge. Trust me, everyone who has ever seen The Mighty Dodge wants to buy it, being the last pre-DPF diesel with a 6-speed manual gearbox and manual shift transfer case. Unfortunately, they can't afford to buy my unicorn!

We also got an interesting offer letter for my DW's old truck from them. If we brought it in, they would put us in a new truck and the payment wouldn't go up one cent. Since her truck was long since paid off and we had the offer in writing, you can bet that we rushed right down to the dealership to collect that brand new $0.00/month free truck! Come to think of it, the crazy offer letters stopped after that when I threatened to get a lawyer to make them honor their written offer. Not that my DW would have taken a new truck either at the time, since she wouldn't give up her own unicorn 6MT and Mopar didn't offer manual transmissions in their new trucks.....
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Sleazy sales tactics? Oscar and Maria don't exist. Oh wait, it's Marty and Leslie. Part of me wants to call this guy out. I think I'm going to write an entertaining letter back like a friend of mine does to the Nigerian Princess that emails her. Beside the fact that the 2013 was 4 cars ago.

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Brand new Genesis.
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Sleazy sales tactics? Oscar and Maria don't exist. Oh wait, it's Marty and Leslie. Part of me wants to call this guy out. I think I'm going to write an entertaining letter back like a friend of mine does to the Nigerian Princess that emails her. Beside the fact that the 2013 was 4 cars ago.

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That women actually enjoy complaining. It gives them something to talk about.
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Sleazy sales tactics? Oscar and Maria don't exist. Oh wait, it's Marty and Leslie. Part of me wants to call this guy out. I think I'm going to write an entertaining letter back like a friend of mine does to the Nigerian Princess that emails her. Beside the fact that the 2013 was 4 cars ago.

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I got the same! No names mentioned and my car model was different, but the rest is absolutely the same! It went to recycle the moment I got to the last line.
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Sleazy sales tactics? Oscar and Maria don't exist. Oh wait, it's Marty and Leslie. Part of me wants to call this guy out. I think I'm going to write an entertaining letter back like a friend of mine does to the Nigerian Princess that emails her. Beside the fact that the 2013 was 4 cars ago.

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That is such an old ploy, and boring at that. No particular people are looking for your particular car through their local dealer. My local Mercedes dealer tries to pull that crap on me every month or so. It's pure bullshit.
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Someone here in BP-OT knows where Jimmy Hoffa is *really* buried.....
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Someone here in BP-OT knows where Jimmy Hoffa is *really* buried.....
Wait. Someone else here knows?
I think the saying goes: two can keep a secret if one is dead.
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      05-02-2022, 06:10 AM   #1446
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You can't fix stupid. I arrive for my nail appointment to find both my choice parking spots taken. Seriously? And yes, that is pollen all over my hood. It's gone now. I went to the hand wash Saturday.

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