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      01-06-2008, 09:00 AM   #1
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Fastest 335xi in the Planet

Oh my god did u hear the news...I almost could not believe this...I thought it couldn't be possible in my lifetime...A 335xi with these numbers.....

60 ft 1.854 s
0-60 mph 3.983 s
1/8 mile 7.974@92.58 mph
1/4 mile 12.220@115.62 mph


I almost pissed in my pants when i saw those numbers..I didn't think it was mechanically possible to achieve those numbers with JBHR2 and also some other letter maybe, but anyhow amazing...I am sooo jealous of those numbers, that i wish his car was mine...Damn some people are just so lucky......NOT
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      01-06-2008, 09:08 AM   #2
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No need to stoop to this level - they just want to turn this into a flamefest. It is like feeding a troll - the timing of all this is suspect...so lets not feed the troll (remember he is leaving)
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Oh my god did u hear the news...I almost could not believe this...I thought it couldn't be possible in my lifetime...A 335xi with these numbers.....

60 ft 1.854 s
0-60 mph 3.983 s
1/8 mile 7.974@92.58 mph
1/4 mile 12.220@115.62 mph


I almost pissed in my pants when i saw those numbers..I didn't think it was mechanically possible to achieve those numbers with JBHR2 and also some other letter maybe, but anyhow amazing...I am sooo jealous of those numbers, that i wish his car was mine...Damn some people are just so lucky......NOT
12.2 at 115. Impressive! Shows how much traction is worth!!
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      01-06-2008, 09:14 AM   #4
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How hard will it be to change my 335i to a xi? I bought the wrong car. DAMMIT
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      01-06-2008, 09:22 AM   #5
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"I almost pissed in my pants when i saw those numbers"

Then make sure you don't forget your diapers next time you read his posts..
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      01-06-2008, 09:27 AM   #6
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"I almost pissed in my pants when i saw those numbers"

Then make sure you don't forget your diapers next time you read his posts..
Are u his FUDGEPACKER friend??
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      01-06-2008, 09:30 AM   #7
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Because your nose looks brown today!! Why?
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      01-06-2008, 09:34 AM   #8
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Because your nose looks brown today!! Why?
Wait, is this Dice Clay from NY? clean up your language you insecure moron or post some data...
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      01-06-2008, 09:36 AM   #9
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Are u his FUDGEPACKER friend??
Don't know him. I think he lives in the furthest part of the US away from me. But I think you need some containment for the fudge that oozes out from your mouth and your loose bowel syndrome.

I think you must be quite bothered to post your own seperate thread to mock his achievements. I for one want to learn more, and have him validate his claims. He is taking the time to test his car, and evaluate his modifications. Useful information for all of us. You on the other hand are a model of immaturity. What a tool. Good job Catdog for inviting him to display his intelligent/mature nature.
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catdog, your still here
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catdog, your still here
Yes i am still here and i am not going to leave, i changed my mind like mitt romney and i want to deal with you disbelievers head-on!
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      01-06-2008, 09:38 AM   #12
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Listen i thought you were leaving....why are u still here...Didn't you say that the forum hurt your feelings? WHy are u still here?? Just answer that question "little bo peep"???
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      01-06-2008, 09:39 AM   #13
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Lol @ lack of moderators on this forum.
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hey cn555ic, your inappropriate comments irritated me and so i am still here you nitwit
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As far as I know this car the OP is talking about is the only 335XI that is IN the planet. Most others are on the planet. He must have got the "active tunneling machine" option.
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"As far as I know this car the OP is talking about is the only 335XI that is IN the planet. Most others are on the planet. He must have got the "active tunneling machine" option."

Well since the Earth's atmosphere is part of our planet, then technically it would not be incorrect to say we are in the planet. Unless he is driving around on the outer edge of our atmosphere.


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Lol @ lack of moderators on this forum.
Yup, this thread and OP are pretty useless. The thread should be closed.
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I am probably going to open a can of worms here....but everyone talks about how the BMW forums and majority of the community is full of 6 year olds. I thought it was just people being jealous of the more expensive cars, but its true. This is ridiculous.

Its a shame that the people who join this board to talk tech and have some fun are bombarded with all of this childish BS.
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I am probably going to open a can of worms here....but everyone talks about how the BMW forums and majority of the community is full of 6 year olds. I thought it was just people being jealous of the more expensive cars, but its true. This is ridiculous.

Its a shame that the people who join this board to talk tech and have some fun are bombarded with all of this childish BS.
You did it.
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ah man, catm3 got banned? for saying FREE TERRY one more time? or did you just write BANNED yourself?
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Seriously, did't Shiv open a thread once about having the fastest/quickest 335i in the world? Now, if I were open a new thread right below Shiv's and stated:

"Oh my gosh, I wish I had the Procede. Maybe someday we can all aspire to have one, Shiv is the god of tuning, etc, etc."

What kind of response do you think I would expect to get? I think it would be pretty antagonistic to open a thread like that, yet this OP finds it appropriate to do so here. Pretty much useless, ill intentions of his.

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ah man, catm3 got banned? for saying FREE TERRY one more time? or did you just write BANNED yourself?
Yeah I just wrote it myself, LOL. It really is a shame that Terry and Shiv can't coexist on the same forum. I have learned a lot from both.

Oh and Free Terry!
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