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Has your 335d ever gotten you laid?
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10-18-2016, 05:41 PM | #1 |
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Has your 335d ever gotten you laid?
Not sure what to think guys. Ran into a guy the other day at the shopping mall. He had a 335d with neon lights under the car. I sort of laughed and he said:
"Bro, don't laugh. Those lights got me laid!" So I guess, here we are. |
10-18-2016, 05:44 PM | #2 |
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Why don't you start us off since your car is stock so we can get a benchmark.
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10-18-2016, 05:49 PM | #3 |
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I can't even count how many specimens have felt the 'd'.. Of course I never was good at counting
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10-19-2016, 06:39 AM | #6 |
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Hell my mechanic had the car for 2 months trying to fix an Ses, daily driving it. I discovered this week when I took my wife's car to the mini dealer which is connected to the BMW dealer here. My wife's female service advisor is dating my BMW mechanic. Service advisor asks how my car was and told me, they sure enjoyed it and miss the car. I guess maybe it got my mechanic laid one way or another. Last edited by Thecastle; 10-19-2016 at 06:51 AM.. |
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10-19-2016, 06:54 AM | #7 |
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Nope, didn't need a car to get me laid.
In fact, all the girls I seem to run into don't really care about cars at all - a few of them went on to say, Oh you drive a BMW !! I hope your are not one of those idiotic drivers that I cuss on my way to work every morning |
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10-19-2016, 10:06 AM | #8 |
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No, my car is a dick magnet.
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10-19-2016, 10:49 AM | #9 |
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10-19-2016, 12:18 PM | #10 |
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I'll say this. I bought my D back in early August. Between August and right now, here's the timeline my girlfriend progressed through:
1) loves her prius 2) wants to drive my car all the time 3) wants a newer, faster car-but with fuel economy 4) has moral dilemma/cognitive dissonance about saving the environment and ditching the prius 5) realizing that the EPA and CARB are both mostly full of shit 5) last week she sold her prius and drove home a 328D 6) we now have two black BMWs (335D and 328D) in our driveway. I'll leave it there. But it does drive her crazy when I call her car "baby D" haha. |
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10-21-2016, 09:24 AM | #16 |
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General statement: Girls who give it up because of your car are not usually very smart.
Don't marry one.* * There are exceptions. but very few. |
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